"And frankly if all philosophers were teenage girls...

Mother Theresa doesn't deserve that.

Actually he might be right, altough for the wrong reasons. If teen women were the great philosophers that shaped our society then there would be less fighting in general.

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> Peace is good
Nice presupposition, m80

No, but I don't think he was being entirely serious with that sentence either.

No he is an overpampered, too distant from reality, white suburban guy, so in his bubble teenage girls are the epitome of peace.

If he knew an iota of reality, he would realize that it doesn't take courage or strength to be a western teenage girl, so their philosophy would probably be too naive. Probably something like lets all help the poor, and lets end racism or some fucking naive bullshit like that

lmao if you think teenage girls are peaceful.

The guy is a fucking idiot

Teenage girls are the cruelest creatures on planet earth. They subsist on judgment and hatred; they live only to cause suffering and misery. Never have I met more vicious beast than a teen girl, never have I felt a deeper wound than the sting of a teen girls tongue. Never have I heard a more frightening sound than the teen girls laugh.

If you pulled that neckbeardish grasp on rhetorics irl you fully deserved it nerd.

DARE

Mother Teresa was a whore through and through. I challenge anyone to find one good thing she ever ever did which didn't have the ulterior motive of promoting the Vatican, or "family planning".
She counted everyone from Mark Rich to Duvalier, Reagan, and Robert Maxwell among her allies, and justified all their excesses because they had open checkbooks (that money went to opening nunneries - the diseased and destitute of Calcutta be damned).

And then, what do we find after the old witch is dead? That she never believed in God or Jesus or any of that! Instead she stayed on to service the Church. That makes her a jumped up prostitute and little more.

Deserve what exactly? I never said they did any thing to me. And if you've never met a mean teen girl then you must live in wonderland or Narnia or somewhere magical.

This guy gets it. They are empty and vapid beasts that don't understand true concepts of friends or loyalty. Everyone and thing is a mean to an end. I know because of my girlfriend

teenagers are awful people in general, it's not a gender exclusive thing

Redditor detected. Teenage girls and teenage boys are two different beasts.

How did she hurt you?

YOU

How could peace not be good?

they're both fucking awful though

Said the defenseless sheep, unaware that the wolf was lurking nearby.

>defenseless
Peace allows the growth of the economy and the population and hence more production of military equipment than would be allowed if the same time was spent in war

yeah....teenage girls never fight....

I want to collapse John Green's rib cage with my knee

>he thinks philosophers have any significant influence of society

It's like he's never even read Hegel.

Teenage girls are among the most vicious and evil beings on the planet. I was bullied into living in a constant state of misery until the age of 18 and attempting suicide multiple times by teenage girls. Tell that to my face you fucking Peter Pan syndrome man-child who idealises what he doesn't understand.
>t. Fembot

>t. Fembot

Fuck off. Daily reminder you live life on E A S Y M O D E

Why is this guy so obsessed with teenagers?

I'm fully aware of that and I'm thankful e every day that I'm not a man. What, you think I'm some kind of feminist?

That doesn't negate my point that teenage girls are fucking monstrous though.

>female "attempted suicide"

Yourself included, normie.

No, have you interacted with teenage girls? Usually vicious and hierarchical creatures.

>>somebody pay attention to me!!!
>>t. uggo ho who gets pumped and dumped
Sorry sweetheart try this bait out on Reddit and maybe you'll get some sympathy.

the existence of sweet sixteen is the least of any englishman's problems

>teenage girls are peaceful
'no'
Those bitches fight like cat's, and like jews.
They keep digging a ditch for each other and the other clique and they keep yelling. Teenage girls are everything but peaceful.

Kek.

t. someone who has never met a teenage girl

tbqh

what a stupid thread

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>some other slut stole her 4th girlfriend?
Noice, I wish I lived in that world

Decadent detected

Maybe "peacefull" in the sense that we would never come up with anything new so we would never fight for new ideas
However the institutionalised bitching and moaning would be insufferable

>MT does good things
>CH acts like these are invalid because MT and the RCC's beliefs are different from his
Complaining about motives for good deeds not being utilitarian is ironic.

Teenage boys are pretty bad in that their entire thought process equates to "muh dick".

He doesn't even try to hide his pedo instincts

>philosophers determine world diplomacy

Personally I think everything'd be better if we were all permanently locked in a state of permanent female teenagehood

He's such a Millhouse it's unbelievable.

I agree, life would be better if it was like a SOL anime where all the characters are teenage girls.

if all the philosophers had been born girls there would have been other men to fill the same historical role.

Tell me about your mother.

I found my new favourite pasta. Thanks.

Shit son. Didn't mean to sage.

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this isnt r9k?

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>he's not a decadent

I feel bad for you, but I'll be keeping it epicurean here

>good things
Except for the fact that they weren't really good. For example, with the sick her focus was just on glorifying their suffering, the hygiene was terrible and since they were cooped up all together it was barely better than being on the street tbqh

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Kek, so true

They should be cute anime girls

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Dozens, probably hundreds of replies focusing on a quote which might not even be real.

Don't believe the lies being a man is amazing if you arent a pathetic dork. I wouldn't trade this glory for anything.

The "teenage girl" as it now exists is a construction of postmodern consumerism driven society anyway. She did not exist as she currently does for most of history.

What would that philosophy even be like?

Mother Theresa
>Hoarded money that she raised to help the poor because she believed that releasing it into the world again would be evil
>Taught the nuns in her order to secretly give baptisms to dying patients
>Kept ugly, dirty facilities that served as places for people to die in rather than using the money she raised to heal them
>Claimed that impoverished people should stay impoverished so that their souls would be pure
>Claimed that the greatest evil in the world was birth control
>ENDORSED THE DUVALIERS AS HER FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY GAVE HER MONEY TO HOARD

She was a media fetish and a moral nightmare
Hitch was right again

Well just take a look at what they already write.

The fact is nothing is stopping teenage girls from writing philosophy and if you are willing to expand the definition to include any sort of theoretical thinking, they already practice philosophy. The petty dumb ideas they trade on social media is their philosophy!

They just never felt the urge to package it up in a book format and try to sell it, because they know how laughable that would be.

>Now watch me whip, whip
>Now watch me nae nae

It's okay user, we understand how evil teenage girls (and often boys) can be. You didn't need to make this reply, and you needn't elaborate.

>peace is good
lolcuck

teenage boys being awful is why Veeky Forums is such shit.

This is really, really bad thinking.

As opposed to what lol?

Who or what is stopping these teenage girls from composing treasties on Spinoza or Critiquing the Critique of Pure reason? Nothing. They already write preciously as much about philosophy as they want to.

so peace is bad because of the possibility of conflict?

Slaanesh is objectively the best chaos God to follow

>existance of loud majority precludes impossibility of existance of intellectual minority

you also seem to be applying that teen girls failure to publish great philosophical works is evidence of their lack of interest or aptitude for such a highminded topic, when it's just as possible and much more likely that any semi self-aware teen girl with a serious passion for philosophy wouldn't think that she was anywhere near learned or ready enough to make serious comments or contributions to a field with so much contextual background and history. i would point out the relative dearth of important philosophical treatise penned by young (as in below 20) males. philosophy to most is to be studied when you're young and written about when you're old and wise.

*precludes existence of any intellectual minority

>like lets all help the poor, and lets end racism
that... that wouldn't be the worst thing ever...

No its Disney level thinking bullshit that only people Who Dont pay taxes would say.

Racism is just a spook anyways and being poor creates character.

So fuck u with your guilt trip self sodomising faggotry about how u are responsible for the whole world cuz we all humanzz rite guiseee?

Rich People Have it fucking hard having to deal with lawyers, accountants and All kinds of people u dont want to deal with. Racists Have it even harder nowadays, u cant say shit anymore Without some retard getting offended. If anything we should pray for Irma.

bravo

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too soon

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>hence more production of military equipment than would be allowed if the same time was spent in war

You have absolutely no idea about how democracy and military spending go together.

One of the reasons why private military companies are growing: the general population in a democratic country is far less inclined to increase military spending or to accept mobilisation in peacetime.

Men in trades are the most bro tier I think you meant to say white collars

>If teen women were the great philosophers that shaped our society then there would be less fighting in general.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Peacetime doesn't mean there are no military threats, very real threats like north korea can increase military spending without wartime, and it's more sustainable and there'll be higher output than there would be in actual cost wartime

If all teenage girls were "philosophers" then then world wouldn't even exist.

To be fair, 'the world' is a social construct.

Pls stop haunting my board Mr Hitchens

I still can't believe this is fucking real.

A grown man wrote this scene