What does Veeky Forums think of corndogs? meme food or top tier?

what does Veeky Forums think of corndogs? meme food or top tier?

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God-tier when out for a day at the fair or similar.
Sad-tier when from a box in your freezer.

lets be civil lads this is a thread meant for discussion of corndogs
I've never actually seen a corn dog at a fair what are they like?

"Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is a much discussed concept on Veeky Forums. The significance of it is disputed, so I will focus on one core concept: the symbolism behind it. But first we must identify and explore the key components of it.
Hinanawi Tenshi is a human child that has ascended to become a celestial being. In Hinduism, she would be called a Siddha or a Deva. In Chinese, it would be refered to as a Tian Xian, or heavenly immortal. In Japanese, it would be using the same kanji characters as in Chinese, being called a Tennin. She is also refered to as an angel, although the role of a heavenly messenger is better suited to her companion Nagae Iku. Regardless of which Oriental cosmology she claims the greatest influence from, Hinanawi Tenshi in Touhou: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody is presented as a roving celestial being that decides to cause mayhem out of childish boredom.

A corndog on the other hand is simply a sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick. It is considered a quintessential part of the American diet, being a cheap combination between convenience and an arguably delicious meal of protein and carbohydrates. It is not a new concept by any means, but it is something that is also unmistakably modern and mundane.
Thus this is why "Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is so intriguing. Why exactly is a celestial being consuming a corndog, despite having access to the Jade Wine Waterfalls and Immortal Peach Orchards of Heaven? The earthly and celestial is contrasted in an oustanding way.

Thus this is why "Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is so intriguing. Why exactly is a celestial being consuming a corndog, despite having access to the Jade Wine Waterfalls and Immortal Peach Orchards of Heaven? The earthly and celestial is contrasted in an oustanding way.
Take a look at the blue sky in the background and the color of her hair. In the Swami Vivekananda, the concept of infinity is considered blue. Take the air and water, for within the space of our hands, it is colorless, but in a vast quantity it is blue. Tenshi is shown to represent infinity, as she to is of the sky. As to the corndog to her, the Route 66 sign is to the sky. What of the tiny stretch of road to the vastness of the heavens? But without that land, the heavens would not be.
So as it is, you see the Heavenly consume the Earthly. Not out of pleasure, as we can see from her expression, but of necessity to understand the realm she observes from up high. But we see it as something of joy, for we too know that the divine are as of us. This is perhaps a commentary of the immaturity of Tenshi Hinanwi, who still has a physical body unlike truly enlightened beings. But it could also be a commentary of the unwilligness of humans to see gods (at least the important ones) as anything but in their image and why the gods so often take human form. This is represented even in the game afterwards, Hisoutensoku (Unpercieving of Natural Law). Unlike its predecessor, Gakutensoku (Learning of Natural Law), Hisoutensoku is considered blind to it, as it from a land without logic. In the utter contrast of "Tenshi Eating a Corndog", we see through the eyes of Hisoutensoku.
This is the true symbolism behind "Tenshi Eating a Corndog": That our perception is constrained by the laws that invisibly govern over us. Pierce the veil of illusion, and see why the mustard intertwines with the ketchup.

>Intertwining
Like a drill?

excellent post

CopyPastas Acquired.

the smell of corn dogs has always made me nauseous

>The smell of corndogs has always made me nauseous!
>Being in the same room as something with even a smidge of fat in it gives me hives!
>Being on the same dimensional plane as something non-vegan makes me question my reason for existing and looking down on others as I shitpost on an Antarctic hotdog imageboard
We don't fucking care.

what do corndogs smell like?
what's their texture?
what's their mouth feel?

I've never been to America and I've only ever had corndogs when I travelling around Japan. They're usually called "American dogs" or "Jumbo American Dogs" there and they come with cool little packets of tomato sauce/mustard that come out in parallel lines when you squeeze them.

They were pretty delicious. They weren't that big though and I think I'd get sick of them if the corndogs were very large.

Sounds pretty authentic, but we have to put the mustard and ketchup on ourselves like the true blue collared, red blooded American as apple pie burgers we are

hotdogs are good for every meal desu

There's nothing to discuss.

How can Tenshi be so cute

Regular or these in the oven, always.

>tenshi eating a corndog xDDDDDDDDD

>meme food
Reddit lives here now I see.

"Look mom,I'm making fun of someone on Veeky Forums!"

>I have 2 boards for myself and my fellow tohou memeloving fucks
>lets go to Veeky Forums and ask something that is related with my memes

what is it like to be threatened by images of a video game character?

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