2.5kg of shredded lettuce from a fast food place has come into my posession

2.5kg of shredded lettuce from a fast food place has come into my posession

wtf do I do with it

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Roll around in it.

feed some rabbits

this

or buy a bunch of ramen, and just mix it into it

i did this when i got a bunch of free ramen and lettuce

it was not the best, but hey, semi-healthy free food

stuff a sock and fuck it

Unironically feed it to birds.

That shit is too subpar to do anything useful with.

Make a shitload of coleslaw

you don't make coleslaw with lettuce, you do it with cabbage!

im probably a pleb but I fucking love the shredded lettuce on big macs and shit

id eat that by the handful

Extract the sugar and ferment it, then you will have alcohol!

>rules

NIGGERS

>ferment it
I was thinking something like kimchi.
OP you can freeze what you don't use. Or just not steal stuff you don't need.

sell by date expired, girlfiend got it for free

still looks fresh though,I'm sure it's full of preservatives

>has come into my posession
Nigger speak for "stole."

All I can think of is to make a huge batch ov vegetable soup and freeze that in portions.
Good luck.

Give it back jamal

Why on earth would I steal a giant bag of shit lettuce

I even had to make a thread asking what to do with it

>iceberg
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It's probably contaminated, dispose of properly Jamal.

Give it to someone with rabbits.

Please don't try to use it as food. It's devoid of both flavor and nutrition.

Don't listen to those telling you to freeze it or make anything other than tacos, salad, burritos, subs, salad, sandwiches, salad, or burgers. Those are your only reasonable options.

>semi-healthy free food

>iceberg lettuce and ramen is healthy

No wonder americans are so fucking obese, like really?

smoke it

Cum on it.

Give it back jamal

It's certainly not healthy, but I don't think think eating shredded lettuce and plain ramen would make you obese. You'd have to eat like 8 packs a day of shitty ramen to reach a normal caloric intake. It's far worse because of its lack of nutrients than it is in calories.

Befriend a veganne

Used to work in Macca's, lettuce needed a refill so I grabbed a new bag like pic related. Emptied it in and found a dead wasp in it.