I feel bad for the guy who got permabanned last round. And I am mad because security got away, again. Admins actually defend those shitters.
Hudson Martin
I don't understand the wiki guide. I turned it one direction until I got the sound, then I started turning it the other way and nothing happened.
Hunter Rivera
free them all
Zachary Ward
/ss13g/ is honestly approaching the event horizon of /kspg/ tier shittery.
Please make this thread a better place.
Have a bunny.
Ian Barnes
Deadmin Zealotron
Joseph Long
Please never stop posting, your xeno pictures are the only bearable waifu.
Sebastian Torres
Is stabbing someone not logged? I'm trying to make a request but I can't find it there.
Ian Cooper
I WANT AVADA TO CHLORAL MEE
CHLORAL MEEEEE
Nathaniel Ortiz
It should be in the attack logs.
Logan Butler
please stop ruining spess
Dominic King
this is a nice thread Please do not mention that name.
Joshua Gray
12:24 AM] ScorpiousAvada: i filled the fridge with chems when the chemist wasn't [12:24 AM] ScorpiousAvada: and the chemist just watched 12:24 AM] ScorpiousAvada: and then i made 15u of chloral [12:24 AM] ScorpiousAvada: "AVADA MADE CHLORAL SEC ARREST THEM"
15:10:38 [0x2006c3b] (Chemistry - 248,235,1) || 10u of sodiumchloride have been created in a Chem Dispenser, last touched by Avadanatinde 15:10:44 [0x2006c3b] (Chemistry - 248,235,1) || 30u of lipozine have been created in a Chem Dispenser, last touched by Avadanatinde 15:12:42 [0x2006c3b] (Chemistry - 248,235,1) || 5u of chloralhydrate have been created in a Chem Dispenser, last touched by Avadanatinde 15:12:42 [0x2006c3b] (Chemistry - 248,235,1) || 5u of chloralhydrate have been created in a Chem Dispenser, last touched by Avadanatinde 15:12:43 [0x2006c3b] (Chemistry - 248,235,1) || 5u of chloralhydrate have been created in a Chem Dispenser, last touched by Avadanatinde [15:13:50]ADMIN: HELP: Avadanatinde/(Avada Colander): that vox literally stalked me and watched every single chem dispenser i went to and just alerted sec to my chloral, is that really not metagrudging - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
HOW DELUDED CAN ONE PERSON BE
Eli Sanders
>[20:49:56]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Zennyization/(Zenny Hunt): I'm unsure if he's really getting away with it zenny >[20:50:07]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Zennyization/(Zenny Hunt): I just don't think it's worth banning him. I told him to stop doing it Why is sawbones such a pussy?
Jack James
how did kspg manage to get so bad? its a rocketship game, isnt it?
Thomas Morris
GUTLESS THAT WAS A MISTAKE ITS NOT A PERMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brandon Ortiz
Those can't possibly be all the chems they made. Please tell me those aren't all the chems they made.
Easton Young
He's not, he just does not care. He wants all the powers of an admin and none of the responsibilities and passes it off as 'oh they're not worth banning/whatever' when in reality he's just protecting his retarded metabuddies.
Josiah Anderson
If anyone actually knew why, I don't think it would've became as much of a shit show as it did. It's a mystery.
Connor Torres
It was
Logan Fisher
A very large amount of salt at the game's creators/coders and retards from leddit thinking that shitposting = funny.
Sounds familiar, dunnit?
Asher Wilson
And now he's just anonymously shittalking people rather than get involved? Like. Pottery.
Elijah Gutierrez
Context?
Julian Moore
This is a really sad story.
>2010 or 2011 I can't remember >/v/ threads for ksp >science nerds are so excited at this extremely rudimentary game with no content because it's so fun
>2012 or whatever it was when Veeky Forums was made >/kspg/ becomes a general >all is good >a few of the game devs are regulars in the thread
>2013 >the thread has become so entitled because game devs post there that they demand features be added and the game be made only to tailor their wishes >they obviously don't get this but the devs try to listen to their reasonable demands >shitposters take over >if you actually like KSP you're called a retard >posts about KSP get a reply at best
>2014 >general is just a circlejerk of what little is left
>2015 >like sc2 general, kspg just survives because a few friends shitpost in it all day >everyone that loves KSP moved to Reddit a long time ago because yes, even Reddit has a better community
>2016 >mods actually ban the general because of how bad it is.
Carter Lee
Oh, wow. I thought it was weird.
Nathan Williams
...
Grayson Martinez
>/ss13g/ and Veeky Forums station is now within the /kspg/ shitshow event horizon
oh fuck.
Aaron Russell
We've survived worse. We're somewhere around early Kojak era /gsg/ right now
James Turner
Zenny was ahelping the head of security cutting off his hand because he and the captain are above space law (they're words) and that is what they do to deter thieves.
Brayden Rogers
>ironically while you are having this discussion he bans someone
wow how enlightening
Ryan Gonzalez
...
Andrew Fisher
Oh my god it's true What the FUCK Either they actually think 5U lipozine is filling the fridge, or they're lying in ahelps now I can't decide which is worse
Wyatt Hernandez
>knowing exactly when he bans someone >tagging everyone talking about him in order to garner attention >criticizing them for being unenlightened.
Hi.
David Hall
are you even reading the thread retard?
I checked the ban list and laughed that it was "He never bans anyone" Zealtron.
Julian Williams
Lying in Ahelps. Being shit at chem is normal and to be expected of waifushitters.
desu you should make a ban request for this shit, lying in ahelps is a no-no.
Xavier Torres
>Bunnies Reminds me of something I haven't used in a long time. Maybe I'll dust it off.
Jace White
>he never bans anyone That was never said. What was said is that he never bans any of his metafriends/anyone from his little clique.
Isaac Myers
>Command staff implementing Shariah law That's fantastic.
I wasn't there so I'm not sure what else they were up to, if you're not happy with how it was handled you can make a player feedback thread or admin feedback thread
Ian Taylor
>command staff implementing shariah law utterly not fantastic ebin muslim gimmicks need to go
Liam Lee
>that last one muh sides
Tyler Rogers
no, it was said he was a pussy. but now that he banned someone it's said that he's still a pussy he just never bans any of his "friends".
keep it up kid.
Caleb Ortiz
I wonder if he's on damage control yet
Thomas Foster
Can't, MrEdge666 and his involvement rule.
Lincoln Edwards
>[20:07:15]SAY: Quelch Quagmire/Arsenugger1996 (@248,236,1) As Galactic Common : i demand the hands of theives be removed >[20:07:27]SAY: Nick Hawkins/SlashBolt (@250,254,1) As Galactic Common : Captain, that goes against Space law, I'm afraid. >[20:07:45]SAY: Lewis Theadditude/Swastika2003 (@217,254,1) As Galactic Common : cant deny the cap > >[20:07:19]SAY: Quelch Quagmire/Arsenugger1996 (@248,236,1) As Galactic Common : to prevent thievery >[20:08:11]SAY: Quelch Quagmire/Arsenugger1996 (@233,244,1) As Galactic Common : i am going to crack down on crime like president trump did back in the 21st centyry >[20:24:05]SAY: Lewis Theadditude/Swastika2003 (@224,287,1) As Galactic Common : The capt is the law >[20:27:29]ATTACK: Lewis Theadditude(swastika2003) attacked Zenny Hunt(zennyization) with tactical knife. (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYE: BRUTE) [20:27:30]ATTACK: Lewis Theadditude(swastika2003) attacked Zenny Hunt(zennyization) with tactical knife. (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYE: BRUTE) [20:27:31]ATTACK: Lewis Theadditude(swastika2003) attacked Zenny Hunt(zennyization) with tactical knife. (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYE: BRUTE) [20:27:33]ATTACK: Lewis Theadditude(swastika2003) attacked Zenny Hunt(zennyization) with tactical knife. (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYE: BRUTE) [20:27:34]ATTACK: Hachi (soose) was hit by the blue-space tomato thrown by Hachi (soose) [20:27:34]ATTACK: Lewis Theadditude(swastika2003) attacked Zenny Hunt(zennyization) with tactical knife. (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYE: BRUTE) [20:27:35]ATTACK: Lewis Theadditude(swastika2003) attacked Zenny Hunt(zennyization) with tactical knife. (INTENT: HELP) (DAMTYE: BRUTE)
Andrew Lopez
Make it anyways. Fuck Pain, tell him to shove his little metaclub rule down his throat and make it.
Joshua Torres
>lover of fine wines
Bentley Foster
>hippie shitters being hippie shitters who think they're above the law
Sounds about right. Make a deadmin request for Sawbones not being hard enough on the cancer.
Anthony Gomez
>just a random line about hachi throwing a blue-space tomato at himself in the middle for no reason
Matthew Morales
yeah I don't do that because of the possible bias. I ask other admins to take over for me.
Camden Sanders
Do you have a pastebin for these? I think it might make a fun virus symptom.
Owen Cook
>Swastika2003 >2003 Do we have people who are 14 years old playing on our server?
Henry Cook
It gets worse somehow >[15:18:50]ADMIN: PM: Avadanatinde/(Avada Colander)->Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich): And it's not even like having chloral is a crime I thought that was a bald-faced lie when I heard that the first time I heard it in-game, I though it was just an antag excuse the second time I heard it in-game, THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK CHLORAL IS NOT AGAINST SPESSLAW WHAT THE FUCK?
John Taylor
I'd like to see the next "last time on /ss13g/" to be something else besides "Shitposting" and "Drama".
Can we make the dream real?
Isaiah Anderson
No
Cooper Carter
>haha - i-i'm not a shitter
See above. You're one of the worst admins we have ever had, on par with SJ. Fuck off and die, we don't need you and you definitely do not need to be or deserve to be an admin. You have done nothing for this community, and in fact, you have made it worse by bringing faggots like Avada in.
Brayden Ross
Yeah, lets talk about the best gear setup for sec
Jack Watson
You can hold cigarette packets on sec belts now
Nathaniel Peterson
real talk: did I just vagblast your waifu with a harm baton and she paged you 911 and you logged on is this whats happening here?
I like the office clothes they have in the locker coupled with a cap, I don't care if wearing anything else besides default red singles me out for being a wannabe attention fag!
actually I do care and I think it's a shame that you can't wear a beret without summoning stereotypes of waifus/husbandos.
I also unironically like the security satchel because it makes your sprite harder to click because you don't have a brick sticking out from your back when your facing left and right.
Oliver Nguyen
SPS and flash in pockets. Sec belt loaded with the contents of one sec locker, + tazer you spawn with in there too. Suit storage slot empty. Helmet on head, gasmask on, and white sec uniform, since red is bad luck for any sort of security personnel in space settings and the white uniform looks sharp, too. Satchel loaded with two donuts in the survival box, two handcuffs, and an evidence bag.
For bonus points, switch the base cell out of your stunbaton for a highcap for better, longer beatings.
Jonathan Kelly
Any amount of chloral under 15u is legal.
Any amount over 15u is illegal.
T. Space Judge.
Also
AVADA IS
[SPOILER] DUMB DUMB DUMB, JUST MAKE CHLORAL VIA GHETTO CHEM IN LITERALLY 5 CLICKS [/SPOILER]
Carter Murphy
>those AI law ones
Josiah Williams
That is wrong. Chloral is technically illegal, not that that's going to keep me from keeping a spare autoinjector with it around. Good stuff for when wizzybusiness comes to town and wants to fuck up med/clown is trying to dump the cryo mix/people are generally just being shit.
Angel Diaz
an autoinjector of chloral is a very potentially lethal weapon, it's illegal in any form
Carter Campbell
Why do people feel the need to make chloral auto injectors every round
Evan Richardson
refer to It's a good 'just in case' for when people inevitably try to get their shits and giggles fucking with med. Fuck with med, get fucked by med.
Cooper Nguyen
what do you think avada's feet smell like? haha just wondering
Aiden Torres
because they're shitter powergamers and deserve to be banned, there's almost no reason to do it unless you're either an antag, valid-hunting or in a messy medbay. And there's no valids to hunt at round start, so why the fuck are they doing it.
Thomas Hill
>Discount Dan is a fuckfaced baby-rapist. holy shit I remember this being used
Robert Diaz
>Items capable of major damage such as bone saws, axes, hatchets, drills, guns, flashes, stun batons and dangerous chemicals all fall under this category. Do remember that if it is an item that is part of their job they are permitted to carry it, but it might be confiscated if they commit another potentially more violent crime with that weapon.
By your interpretation Carrots are a lethal weapon, poppies are a lethal weapon, Nutriment is a lethal weapon.
The Dose is what makes it lethal. Not the chemical itself.
Where in Spacelaw does it specify that chloral is illegal?
How are you defining dangerous?
Bentley Baker
addiction and withdrawal mechanics when
i don't want to code it
Brody Powell
a 30ish second complete stun and silence isn't potentially lethal? are you retarded?
Julian Campbell
A scientist offers you two pills, one bans all waifu fags from the thread, the other deadmins and perma bans an admin of your choice. Which do you take?
Blake Morales
>t. shitter who got dunked on by med after they tried to fuck with med
Fuck with med, get fucked by med.
David Reyes
More like 50 seconds.
Easton Davis
The bit in spacelaw about dangerous chemicals being illegal without authorization, medbay workers are allowed to carry chloral but if they use it without good reason then they're breaking a different law
Henry Butler
I main medbay you faggot, and I hate all of you who just instantly start making chloral at roundstart. There's no reason for it at all. I bet you play CMO and take a chloral hypospray
Benjamin Long
The first one. Even if I had a grudge against any of the admins, that's not my fucking choice to make, it's the admins'. Waifuposting is just objectively shit and nobody will complain that it's gone.
Adrian Perez
deadmin pill sawbones
Christopher Hill
What you're arguing here is essentially "MUH POTENT HAAMS" when everyone knows the chief use of chloral among medical is removing shitters from medbay. I cannot even count the number of times it has saved me and my coworkers from murderboning faggots, clowns trying to destroy all our work, and greytides trying to fuck up everything we do.
Nope. I main MD and have never loaded the hypo with chloral, it's retarded to do that on a fundamental level. Stop being salty that some people actually have the balls to dish out punishment to shitters instead of sitting around crying about it.
James Mitchell
>Not chugging water until your hit the chem cap >Auto Injector injects .23334 , there are 4.7231U's remaining.
>Stun and Silence >Lethal
It may allow a lethal act to occur. But no, a stun and silence are not lethal by themselves.
If you consider stuns and silences to be lethal, then you must also confiscate Sleepers, and Cryotubes.
Eli Allen
>would let the game suffer to help the thread
neck yourself, my man
Parker Long
Deadmin pill. Sawbones. Remove the metaclub from power and it will gradually diminish in size until they are no more.
Colton Roberts
>it's retarded to do that on a fundamental level. I offclass "validhunter" and it's the best shit ever. Walk up to a wizard, nuke op, whatever, one click and they're done. You have to be powergaming with speedy diona to get the latter to work, because then you'll be immune to their bullets.
Liam Jackson
>Even if I had a grudge against any of the admins, that's not my fucking choice to make, it's the admins'. You sound like such a beta holy shit.
Carson Wright
Well..
Alexander Fisher
Good to know I can push you down and cable cuff you for the entire round.
Its not lethal, even though lethal things can happen, so its all okay.
Nolan Ramirez
I don't validhunt. Chloral is for keeping medbay safe and sound, not going out on the streets playing Mr. Vigilante man, and a chloral hypo is asking for trouble since all it takes is a single stun or lucky disarm and suddenly, the valids have 30 units of chloral to kill you and other people with.
Christopher Bell
first we need to fix chems not having potentially lethal overdoses to stop people chugging 400 anti-toxin
Brayden Jones
This. Everything needs to have an OD limit, I guarantee it'll massively cut down on ebin chem powergaming.
Brandon Price
Shit set up senpai, do you even power game? Survival box is full set of tools, pockets is air tank and SPS, belt is baton, flash, two cuffs, two flash bangs and a bag. Back pack as medkit, two tasers, a full box of donuts, a spray bottle with water and welding helmet
Xavier Gutierrez
pAI's no longer being able to enter mules when?
Jackson Howard
Everyone knows the best hypo is ethanol for on-the-go alcoholism