Fucking americans, why are they so fat and retarded?
Brandon Collins
Hahahahha! What the fuck, EG?
Andrew Parker
>Dive fountain >Aegis expires in the middle of it >No buyback >Still win
Landon Collins
>eg
Gabriel Parker
>It's an icefrog keeps releasing patches until China wins a plan episode
Getting real sick of valve's shit tbqh
David Jackson
rtz is going back to secret
Gavin Peterson
i fucking hate sheever
Jordan Cox
This what the fuck. Magnus aghs gives everybody FREEEE DAMAGE why the FUCK did he give everybody moonshards before giving him an aghs what the actual fuck
Dylan Thompson
Arteezy is the worst carry in the professional scene.
Daniel Campbell
LMAO RETARDS THINK OUR GUYS EG WILL REVEAL STRATS IN THIS IRRELEVANT CHINK HONEY POT LAN LMAOOOOO
Ryan Ortiz
all western favorites except for OG are shitting the bed
Nicholas Fisher
EG was a mistake
Gabriel Cox
rtz? more like r too ez amirite??? hahaha
Austin Smith
>his team is falling for a honeypot
Andrew Morales
Cr1t is a dumb numale that cant draft
Josiah Lopez
>centaur feeds and fucks up his cheese >storm dives fountain as aegis expires
EG losing to literal 5k LOL
>DIRECT INVITE
Valve literally clinging to anything to make >burger dota relevant
Adam Adams
...
Owen Martinez
he had 10 bb cd you ignoramus
Brayden Collins
EG isnt NA tho
Isaiah Bailey
>hey guys lets replace our elite captain and drafter with that one random dude from that one random danish team that never even qualified to a lan
Connor Baker
>wake up >open twitch on phone >FORCE STARFF OF THE ALCHERMIST -Tobi >10mins later eg loses
any of the games worth watching? I watched the first 2 games of the day
Hunter Carter
AHAHAHAHA YOU CAN HEAR HOW DISAPPOINTED PETER IS IN HIS VOICE
Jonathan Morris
What went wrong?
Easton Parker
Both Liquid-Newbee
Robert Price
...
Andrew White
>secret
nah Rose to coach Aui to 4 EE to Mid RTZ to NP
Samuel Ross
Do you think Sheever ever consciously thinks about how she is only ever on panels just because she's a woman?
Connor Cooper
You mean >do shitty alch build that soaks up farm and has little to no late game >lose
Robert Morgan
>lategame with an alch that's fed your entire team aghs and moonsharts >still can't win
Ethan Cruz
delete this or else
Lucas Gutierrez
no
Grayson Rogers
rtz had less gpm than zai
Camden Long
>Giving everybody moonshards before you even give everybody an aghs >Not giving Magnus an aghs >Not giving yourself an aghs for extra HP >Giving the fucking Rubick a moonshard Sumail is such a fucking meme cunt.
Julian Hughes
>Sumail 1200 gpm >teezty 360gpm
Brayden Williams
>EG CEO IS WATCHING THIS. PPD IS FUCKING MAD.
Joseph Jenkins
alright thats fair
Thomas Nelson
ENDURANCE RUN
Landon Long
...
Daniel Allen
Is PPD actually the CEO of EG? Like actually?
Henry Brooks
I RUN RAMPANT
Daniel Barnes
Yes
Sebastian Evans
He lost his arrogance
Josiah Evans
BananaSlamJamma and ixmike won't be seen playing any official matches in the near future as Team Freedom have decided to go on hiatus.
John Turner
QUICK SPRINT
Daniel Moore
Yes, he owns the brand
Jackson Reed
repostan for ''eg-wont-stop-picking-alche'' thread edition
it goes like this >insert person that doesnt like the game and hasn't liked it for years, except they dont realise it >person plays with, talks about or watches a dota stream >WTFF THIS IS SOO bAD TFFF wTFFF so baaad IM NOT ENJOYING THIS REEE then top it off with them being retarded, supremely bad at dota, narcissistic, little to no self-insight, about to drop out of school/still living with parents and little to no social life apart from circlejerking about their hobbies and political views on ruggboard of 4chinz and you get your typical d2g unironic whiners its basically what many people make fun of league players for, ''they wont stop playing the game even though its turned to shit because they spent so much money on it'', whilst these guys refuse to stop talking/complaining/playing dota because they invested so much time and emotion into it
there's plenty things to criticize about valve and dota, both current patches and past patches but its still important to shit on these fucks because they never have anything of value to say
Ryder Thompson
rtz sucks man... EG.SingSing when?
Brody Wright
>EE to mid I wonder what role EE is playing right now. Really makes you think.
Levi Thompson
these ppd sheever bantz
Asher Adams
...
William Adams
2-0
Dylan Bennett
Alex Garfield retired, PPD was promoted to CEO with Fear as co-owner.
Lincoln Wood
Wheres vp
Kayden Reyes
its just shitposting u autist lmao
Charles Green
>ppd playing with his fingers in between subtly flaming EG
yes, this salt is perfect
Carter Jackson
>pos1 player with zero valve event wins feeds and loses on bloodseeker
>pos1 player with three valve event wins gets kills and wins the game on bloodseeker
Was Lelouch our guy all along?
Julian Jenkins
[screams internally]
Michael Williams
meant rtz to mid > rtz to np
Logan Hill
>no updated beard edition ???? also last image is not 2017 being ceo doesnt make you the owner of a company I mean, yeah they sometimes are, but in general they decide and do everything, unless the shareholders/board tells him no
Camden Evans
what does valve have to do with doturd 2? they parted ways in mid2013
Landon Reed
> man I sure miss playing Gwent, even the new patch is out. wonder if monsters are still cancer
Noah Moore
what is he thinking about right now?
do you think he regrets buying EG for almost all of his dota earnings?
Xavier Morales
Its time for yet another game full of disaster and laugh
Luke Sanchez
they got fucked by ddos during DAC quals so they playing some shitty local tourneys right now and preparing to Kiev
Nicholas Gonzalez
all these dota2 fags shitting on EG compared to when they win
Alexander Garcia
Fuck off LEL Ouch nobody gives a shit about you and stop formatting like a redditard
Nolan Thompson
Of the Dota division or all of it?
Bentley Cooper
All of it.
James Ward
>EG is notable for under-preforming on Day 1 >All this "EG disband" talk
Are we being raided by new friends?
Ayden Fisher
>me ooga >team booga
How can you get 1.2k gpm and still lose?
Landon Jackson
is blink the most underated chinese mid ever
Hunter Long
stop this you dont get 'promoted' to own the fucking company you work in if you want to own any of it, you have to talk to the people that DO own it, make them give it/parts of it to you, then give them monies
Joseph Jackson
EG is
not nu-EG
Ian Williams
god old secret was so hyped ;_;
Jayden James
>zai is the only one who pulls off the glasses >he's the only one who looks like he really wishes puppey hadn't listed to arteezy's stupid entrance idea
Noah Lee
Time for B-god to take out the trash
Lucas Clark
>zai ha higher gpm than arteezy
Cameron Butler
rubick and bloodseeker fed 23 kills
Samuel Bell
How can you be lvl 24 an hour into the game when its common to get 25 at 35minutes...