Daily reminder I'm a gay faggot and you should all rape my face without my consent
Thomas Gomez
What's the best way to deal with vampires on the station, other than using borgs? Chloral? Lots of guns?
Jordan Davis
Yred the Dark, worshipped by those who seek powers over the undead and non-living. Carry the thermite torch!
Justin Thompson
List all the gay statics Do it
Elijah Edwards
Why do you want to know?
Zachary Moore
Ailsa Chikiwek (You)
That's all i know
Jaxson Harris
it's important LIST 'EM ALL
Ayden Jones
what about this freak of nature
Parker Cox
Yaqueer Knappburger Nevill Bumshoot
Zachary Stewart
Why can't you climb over walls in this game? There's no ceiling.
Christopher Brooks
>Keep losing connection to the server every 5 minutes I don't understand.
Joshua Butler
>why is he be that way.png being a journalist/librarian is mind-numbingly boring even when you have the AI law 2'd into trying to find "Hot Scoops" for you
Jayden Miller
Vamps can purge chloral now, even while sleepy.
Connor Johnson
I fucking hate people that focus on non-helpful aspects of their job before they focus on the actual beneficial parts of their job. Scientist? Hurry up and do R&D. Don't fuck around with autism projects when you could be helping the crew better kill traitors. Botanist? Grow fruit and shit for the chef after you've already made USEFUL plants. Bartender? Make helpful drinks in large amounts before you take orders from fucking greytides. Engineer? Get the engine up and running and fortify sec/bridge and stay near/preferably in the station so any bombings/breaches can be repaired.
Doing these things will make rounds much quicker instead of these hour-long dickdance sessions that they are now. It's called a traitor game type for a reason. You should play where the actions you take are always working towards killing the traitors or helping the other crew members do so.
Same applies to traitors. If there is no good reason to wait to achieve your objective you should go for it.
Zachary Garcia
autism
Cooper Anderson
>assistant and could be helping with literally anything >I just greytide
Camden Reyes
No, it's called actually playing the game. If you're playing soccer and one of your teammates keeps kicking the ball in the wrong direction it's understandable to get pissed at them.
Jeremiah Kelly
>Bartender? Make helpful drinks in large amounts before you take orders from fucking greytides.
The only helpful bartending drink I know of is Doctor's Delight, and that requires cooperation from the chemist, since it has Trico
Aiden Peterson
As long as you have a way to stun/slip and kill traitors you find then you are helping.
Noah Rivera
You can bug a borg/medical-personnel for the inaprov and antitox bottles from the nanomeds, or take inaprov syringes from oxydep kits and mix them with antitox pills from hacked Discount Dan vends.
James Foster
autism desu
Eli Diaz
>Doing these things will make rounds much quicker instead of these hour-long dickdance sessions that they are now. Not really. It could just be extended and be a 3 hour round anyway.
Justin Reyes
autism
Jaxon Wilson
chik is piefucker not a manfucker
Nicholas Torres
>Botanist? Grow fruit and shit for the chef after you've already made USEFUL plants. You've got that backwards though Too make useful plants who basically have to make shit the chef will want anyway
Charles Gutierrez
ailsa gerald forlo jackson beckett jean-luc vanleer
Cameron Mitchell
Then do whatever when it is extended. I'll just go brain dead. I want to play an actual game not "awkward introvert playpen."
But play the fucking game when it's an actual gametype
Chase Gonzalez
hippie might be more your speed my friend
Ayden Diaz
my character is a asexual valid hungry psychopath aka pretty much your generic spaceman
Logan Perez
As long as what you're doing is actively working towards the good stuff.
Carson White
You shouldn't do whatever when it's extended, seeing as there will still be random events, or possibly bussed in xenos or some shit.
Justin Edwards
Felicity!
Noah Clark
>Then do whatever when it is extended. I'll just go brain dead. I want to play an actual game not "awkward introvert playpen." holy shit pls go back to yog or hippie or whatever awful server you've gotten this from
Michael Howard
RP and doing your job are not mutually exclusive
Chase Thomas
>working towards the good stuff. t.someone who has never played botany The good stuff is shit medbay already has 50x5upills of. The rest is a crap shoot and will take most of the round to get right stay out of my garden
Aiden Sullivan
He's said he's gay openly multiple times
Logan Morris
Sorry I keep responding to this, but also:
>Same applies to traitors. If there is no good reason to wait to achieve your objective you should go for it. Objectives are just suggestions for tator tots. I'm not shitposting about that either, it's in the Wiki. If your objective is to go steal an ablative armor and you're a mime, then there is nothing wrong with doing an entertaining and creative gimmick instead.
The botanist's immediate job is not to create the good stuff, it's to supply the chef. >As a Botanist, your job is to carefully manage your space in Hydroponics to help serve the other departments on the station, generally with the Kitchen as your primary concern
Gavin Flores
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Easton Sanders
>Jackson >Gerald >gay
Bentley Jenkins
>wiki >Gimmick
Endgame is greentext for a traitor, and removal of traitors/subsequent shuttle call for normal crew. Anything else is a waste and does nothing but needlessly lengthen a round.
Christopher James
If this isn't bait you need to go back to TG.
Levi Baker
when "your job" is hunting the antags and the game is unworthy if there are no antags, yes, it is. when all you want to do is deathmatch the antags and then call the shuttle and reroll (so as to prevent the rounds from being "hour-long dickdance sessions") and when the argument is that "it's called a traitor game type," yes, it is. however, none of these things are true. the game is a sandbox in which you more or less get free reign over what your job is, the standard round length has been anywhere between 1 and 3 hours for several years, and it's not a "traitor game type," it's "secret" which means you don't know if there are antags, if any potential antags are traitors, or who they are. what you are describing is much more along the lines of hippie or pulp, which is why i recommend you head there.
Aiden Phillips
That just ain't true, nor is it the culture of the server. Why not play a server that is lighter on the RP if you don't like that sort of stuff?
Parker Bell
Locker shooting pompadour man is the greatest security officer of all time!
Adam Jackson
>triggered shitter detected The objectives are clear. Spending time and resources on an autism bar that nobody will see is a waste. I fucking hate seeing that shit when I'm looking through maint.
Brody Fisher
do you have anything to refute this
Dominic Myers
Okay I'm done shitposting. I'll be back in a few days to argue in favor of all ckeys having their kill/death ratio displayed whenever their name is.
Gavin Cruz
...
Eli Morales
>get griffed >politely tell them in deadchat later that I'm making a ban request >they laugh at me >they're now permabanned Don't be a dick, kids
Landon Evans
can you support it? i also don't think ailsa is gay, just a dirty crossdresser
Long story short, was enough of a shitter as a clown to get lynched on vampstended
Borged, went around blowing lights and shutting off APCs. Walled up the entire kitchen 4noraisins because "it's not against ASIMOV" and they were bored
When told by their AI to deconstruct those walls, started deconstructing random walls instead
Then spammed the fuck out of binary and comms when they were locked, then blown
This on top of being a shitter with a bad history turned out to be the final straw
Michael Collins
>mess with strawberry-chan >get the perma ban
Can anyone stop them?
Jaxon Jones
>chan
Colton Anderson
Not with the metaclub at my beck and call, cluster was the last piece in the way
Nathan Price
>MrPain has banned anyone capable of stopping the Reica
There's no hope, the server belongs to the Carter now.
Leo Harris
It was actually salamandoo's post that made Pain realize who he was dealing with and actually ban the guy. Salamandoo is the mastermind behind this ban request.
Cameron Howard
Salamandoo is also jewish
Coincidence???
Gabriel Reed
>this happens >the discord goes down immediately after >pomf is online IT'S OVER FUCCBOIS WE DID IT
Ryder Martin
>search my ckey in the discord >Strawberrytan was saying nice things about me
Name a better feel
Leo Cruz
Post your ckey
Sebastian Johnson
Holding her hand while we go out for coffee, and that nerdy little smirk when I tell her I'm paying
Brody Hernandez
Never truer words.
John Cooper
It starts with ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
Dominic Jones
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Carter Butler
>that feel when your waifu is gay but you're a husbando What do I do bros? How do I make her love me?
Levi Thompson
Why are you taking my wife out to coffee?
Jacob Rogers
>you're a husbando No, you're not.
Jayden Phillips
It's not polite to plow a chick before getting to know her first and exchange pleasantries
Jaxon Davis
You can't plow my wife.
Levi Long
Why are you talking as if it didn't already happen, multiple times?
Asher Rivera
>StealthMelon/(James Akula) has made 1 pill named 'Anti-Toxin (Dylovene) (30 units)' and containing 30u of anti_toxin. Icon: oblong purple-pink >StealthMelon/(James Akula) has made 1 pill named 'Bicaridine (10 units)' and containing 10u of bicaridine. Icon: round lightblue
he should be banned for this alone
Jace Sullivan
haven't played in about eight months
give me a quick rundown
Henry Morgan
"no"
Joshua Sanders
fuck you leatherhead
Caleb Gomez
see
Jace Ortiz
makes snese
Luis Sullivan
Don't plow my wife. I'm not a cuckold.
Juan Reed
oh it feels good
Jace Rodriguez
if nobody else has noticed me, how can I get her to notice me?
Benjamin Sanders
Is it true?
Cooper Davis
>get back from the clown roid with phazon and banarium >clown has killed 1/2 the station >bargain with him to stop the violence in exchange for a HONK mech >he accepts >build the honk mech with his help (honking the horn) >chloral him as soon as we finish >chop off hands, chop off benis, chop off butt, flush down disposals >nearby robotics control console expresses satisfaction with a ''
don't lowpop murderbone
Daniel Johnson
new vox outpost new centcom new cargo console UI new vaults greatly improved holodeck nofruit nerfed
Brandon Johnson
Holy shit, someone actually did it. Kudos, man, that guy seriously crossed the line that round.
Colton Martin
>be sec >boring as shit shift >clown getting uppity >HoS takes care of it >station starts to lose power >HoS disappears to take care of it because no crew >CMO just says "help" over comms >find him decapitated in medbay lobby >detective doesn't find any clues >botanist has grown super radioactive poison kudzu and has gotten himself ensarled and died >someone lets it out so entire starboard side of the station is death >SPS "detected death of detective in primary hallway" >find him also decapitated >make eye contact with his murderer >it's the fucking clown on his ultra-fast clowncar throwing ultra-sharp bananas >hits me with 2 of them in the face >run back to brig hoping to get into the armory somehow >can't make contact with the HoS >clown has brig access from stealing the detective's ID >chases me around the brig >get hit with more sharp bananas in the head >try to hit him with my taser but it ain't working >he disappears around a corner and I use the chance to run into maint, disabling all my sensors and ditching my SPS incase he looks at the detectives to find me >slowly make my way through maint with a mangled head and vision going fading in and out >hid in locker for a bit and don't talk over comms hoping he forgets about me >hop out and slowly get to medbay >CMO's body is still there, loot his ID >turn off all my lights and just try to take medicine to fix my mangled face >clown patrolling around for kills comes into medbay >get ZAS'd and knocked down >He walks as close as he could have next to me without the light from his helmet illuminating me >not once, but TWICE >sweating buckets because my vision is still fading in and out >he leaves and I get the rest of my meds >find some mechanic who has just arrived and is unaware of the killer clown situation >he breaks me into the armory >get that shotgun >finally get into contact with the HoS and the completely silent HoP con't
Caleb Kelly
>tfw I will never be as skilled, cool or popular as him
Zachary Sullivan
I didn't talk about it during the handling process but I did get griffed pretty hard when they fucked my kitchen
I was zen and comfortable
Easton Harris
>call the escape shuttle because of the killer clown >the poison irradiating kudzu has blocked off escape however >assistant promoted to engineer break into cargo to get weed killer >this same time, the roboticst had tricked the clown and disabled him dumping him into disposals >blow the clown's brain out with a shotgun Never had to deal with that situation before
Nathan Bailey
Isn't rule 0 just a purposefully vague excuse for admins to ban anybody they don't like?
>Will be held accountable By who?
Logan Mitchell
I was going to keep up my super speed pure potassium peril drivebys but botany got memed by kudzu and i couldn't get more ammo.