>The Summer Games 2017 event is Live! >last year's summer games items are back for regular pricing (1x), while new items are also available for event pricing (3x) >the event ends on August 28th youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk
>DEATHMATCH has been added to the PTR >includes both 6v6 TDM and 8-man FFA >along with a new map built for FFA (it's bloo's family home) youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c
I'm a Heal Queen. What's the difference between my majesty and you, dirty healsluts? I am not oblidged to heal you. I am not there to support you. I am not there to make you feel better. I am there because you, dirty slaves, will lead me to victory while kissing my heels if I let you do so. I will resurrect you out of pity, because you, worthless worms, suck at this game. I will heal you, because you losers don't stand a chance against enemies on your own. And if I don't like something, if you don't crawl on your knees and kiss the earth that I walk, I will ignore your filthy corpses and step over you while you cry in chat or on microphone begging me to res you. And what will I do? I will ignore you. Because you, slaves and sluts, didn't ask me nicely. And didn't say "Mommy, I will suck your majestic healing cock if you bring me back to battle".
Christopher Peterson
Best pairing
Jordan Davis
Need more of big German hammer man
Nathan Garcia
I was pretty upset when PAD threads died out.
Nicholas Jones
HEY DOOD
Jayden Gomez
If she's so perfect, home come she's a dyke? Huh?
Joseph Powell
Cute! CUUUUTE!
Jordan Butler
yuri is the best
Kevin Miller
Finally, an ass fellow Irishmen won't be intimidated by.
Jack Howard
>season goal is make it to masters >two weeks to finale >still couldn't break into 3200
Chase Davis
No that's just some benign shitposting. It's not even ""real"" shitposting since a ton of generals make that same joke when they're at bump limit.
Landon Sanders
fucking based!!
Brody Taylor
They are as good as complaining about doomfist. >Wow, this thing does so much damage >Let me ignore all the things that matter, and focus entirely on dealing damage part >Positioning? Countering abilities with abilities? CC? Just shooting the guy? >I SAID LET ME IGNORE THEM, YOU DUMB FUCK, I DON'T WANT ANY REASON, I JUST HATE THIS HERO Listen, I get it. Hating something is normal. I personally hate genji and seriously, with chill mind wish he didn't exist. But he does. And not a lot of people even think he's all that great. So I choose to believe them and at least somewhat control my butthurt. Every time you want to post something because you're angry - take a deep breath and think again. If it helps me not to pollute the thread with needless whine - it should help you. Take care.
Jordan Young
Between Reaper and Sombra, who's more likely to make a Heel-Face Turn?
Aiden Peterson
Sombra, of course. She's not even on Talon's side really. She has her own agenda.
Julian Garcia
>goal to get to diamond >hover around 2975 for the whole season
Sebastian Ross
Jamison Fawkes!
Parker Gonzalez
Play pharah. On 3200 people still can barely aim forward, let alone upwards.
Benjamin Thompson
Speaking of allegiances, why do people think that widow mourning over gerard means she'll go back to overwatch? She's pretty clearly had most/all of her memories of who she was pre-brainwashing and her attitude towards it seems "Well that sucks but I'll just go with talon".
From the little we know of Talon's operations there's not even a "Talon HQ" or something it's just doomfist, reaper, and a few other people who are a group of "leaders". I think that's kind of a bad decision though.
Jaxon Powell
Will Skelton ever be playable in Overwatch?
Jose Ortiz
>when you have a chin so big you have to hold it so it doesn't fall off
Isaiah White
I love Sombra!
Jayden Mitchell
I've climbed from silver to where i am with mccree only. do you really have to resort to cheap heroes to break past the forced winrate
Lincoln Cox
Talon is a generic terrorist organisations with splinter cells. Dumbfists group is just one group. For example joker face man probably has his own agents.
>almost make it to diamond in lucioball >first match has two players arguing over being goalie and both shit at it >second match has a pair one who's a kid and the other who is afk. literally get a 5-6 loss with me making all the goals and no help on offense ITS NOT FAIR I WANT GOLDEN SHIT
Parker Baker
So you even admit it's not criticism, it's just shitposting. Like, do you actually think this level of shitposting appears in threads for other games? Because it doesn't.
Joseph Campbell
Having a decentralized leadership and assets allows for greater difficulty in dismantling/attacking the organization.
Daniel Hernandez
Why does she have such tiny thumbs?
Elijah Gonzalez
FUCK OFF AND STOP TALKING ABOUT OVERWATCH!
Daniel Robinson
Talon is distinctly ruled by a council of representatives, who each have their own assets. Reaper no doubt is the one that brought the former Blackwatch assets into the fold, and Symmetra's superior in Vishkar also has a seat on the council, so Vishkar and by extension Symmetra also work in Talon's interests.
Luis Phillips
>we need the /lolg/ swimsuit shitters audience BRAVO KAPLAN
Eli King
What if Reaper kills (with widow and sombra) Doomfist and Doomfist gets replaced by a new hero?
Ryder Lee
>Like, do you actually think this level of shitposting appears in threads for other games? Because it doesn't. GAME DEAD JUST LET IT DIE is in a lot of other game generals, yes
Yea but since the audience has the information of "It's just reaper and doomfist and some other people but doomfist is the main guy" makes it a lot less imposing then "super secret villain alliance and these 2 people are part of it"
Levi Martin
Artist doesn't know how to proportions
Brandon Hill
It absolutely fucking isn't. I just browsed a titanfall thread, a game that actually IS dead, and it was civil as fuck. Do you even browse Veeky Forums? Is this your first time? Most of us like to pride ourselves on being better than /v/. Not stooping to their level.
Jayden Cruz
just let the game die like the white race
Connor Martinez
user, she's snorkeling, she's not wearing a SCUBA
Tyler Collins
>It absolutely fucking isn't. What generals do you go to because a joking DEAD THREAD DEAD GAME is in pretty much every general I've ever been in.
Granted it's probbaly less joking (most of the time) here
>Yea but since the audience has the information of "It's just reaper and doomfist and some other people but doomfist is the main guy" makes it a lot less imposing then "super secret villain alliance and these 2 people are part of it"
Well besides Symmetra's superior in Vishkar also being on the council, or fucking Max who is depicted as a procurer and distributor of wealth, and from his outfit in the casino in Monaco he could very well be the owner of that casino. Let's also not forget the Joker looking motherfucker too.
Like any council meeting, motions are proposed to the council, and are supported or denied. That the council is supporting Doomfist's proposal doesn't mean he's in charge. He probably has more clout considering Reaper seems to defer to him for some reason, and Max is his tenuous ally, but he's not in charge.
Daniel Rodriguez
>tell mercy to lay low because she has rez >flies through entire enemy team to heal a flanker >they both die the easiest character in the game and they still somehow fuck it up
Aaron Ortiz
Name five right now. If you can then I'll shut up and leave the thread. Bonus points if it isn't a blizzard game since Veeky Forums has a bias against them.
Jayden Roberts
Game is deader than a liberals sex life
Kevin Johnson
...
Justin Gonzalez
LOL
Carson Hall
I like how you fags are crawling out of the woodwork after I called you out. You fork-tongued snake.
Kevin Russell
DELET
Tyler Phillips
im going to need sauce on that user
Wyatt Reed
I made it to masters am I good now
Brandon James
kingdom hearts puzzle and dragons (though that did actually die) animal crossing new leaf team fortress 2 terraria undertale persona ps4g
Daniel Gutierrez
Ded game not even necromancy can save it
Julian Garcia
...
Ryder Evans
SAUCE?!?!?!!??!
Jayden Murphy
Overwatch lore is TOO DEEP
Nolan Kelly
Where's the lamb SAAAAUCE?!?!
Daniel Hill
Fucking reddit memes. this game is dead its over guys.
Ryder Edwards
>mid diamond last season >about to hit gold this season >9 and 21 What the fuck is going on
Also, is Mcree viable in comp? Or would it just be better to play soldier?
Jayden Rivera
The player base in this game is almost as low as Trump's approval ratings
Daniel Walker
i fucking love that site having to fucking clear my cache multiple times before it fucking recognizes im logged in
Chase Thompson
As low as his chance of becoming president.
Jordan Reyes
ok
Juan Roberts
Game is well. Only thing we need to do is fund the assassination of Chu.
Isaac Collins
>exhentai
Nathaniel Scott
They need to release volume 2 already
Cameron Richardson
I just browsed the undertale, kingdom Hearts, and persona generals. No shitposting in any of them. Again, when I say there's shitposting in every single OW general i'm not exaggerating.
Joseph Edwards
>sad panda My favorite porn site
Jose Scott
>No shitposting in any of them. >No shitposting in undertale and persona general well i rather doubt that, but i wasn't referring to shitposting in general I was referring to "DEAD THREAD DEAD GAME" as a shitpost, which happens a lot.
Robert Hill
>guy on our team switched from Mercy to Widow >tow other dudes pick DPS >forced me to get off a Tracer and play Zarya >no surprise there we lost both points because I'm no long on Tracer killing things >Widow gets in Mic during results >"I don't think there's a point in me playing Mercy if I died every fight" This idiot. It doesn't fucking matter if you died every fight because I kept killing everyone on the enemy team, Mercy included. They never won a team fight even if he went down first
Brody White
thats because you keep giving us shitposters the coveted (You)s that feed us
Luis Wilson
>Necromercy skin
Benjamin Jones
>be low Diamond >get paired with a bunch of masters and grandmasters in both team >my team still won't go past Eichenwalde's choke point until the very last second of the round
When we went through, shit was great though. There's a huge difference of level between tiers even on Mercy players. I could barely pull my usual Lucio bullshit at all and it forced me to play smarter.
I want to rank up already, but I feel my current rank is my skill cap.
Hunter Mitchell
>1 post that gets thrown at the start and end of threads >"WAHH HOW CAN I LIVE WHEN THIS ONE POST I DONT LIKE EXISTS IN THE THREAD"
Elijah Cook
well clearly not to the same degree as overwatch
I don't think it's for (you)'s at this point. There are a lot of other games to get replies with. I think Veeky Forums is genuinely angry this game didn't flop on arrival.
Evan King
>Knows changing character will lose game >Changes character when idiots get upset
Tyler Russell
You seem to be personally invested in this game way too much.
Julian Jackson
>being a fillcuck
i get screamed at for playing widowmaker but then i have a team that wont push past the choke when i headshot the solo heals mercy
Jacob Thomas
>he thinks it's only one post at "the end of a thread" I don't even really care that people are saying it's dead, it's just the fact that you just aren't allowed to like the game. If you say "I think overwatch is fun" you will get hordes of unironically angry neckbeards.
Ayden Moore
>"wahh i cant take criticism"
Nathan Diaz
So what if its a dead game plenty of games are dead. Only a few games have long lasting popular appeal. Are you new to gaming?
Carson Thomas
Yeah, how dare I like a thing?
Juan Mitchell
I want a pet Tracey! I would walk it and keep it well fed!
Hunter Allen
>volume 2
Owen Cook
you wouldnt take advantage of an hypnotized mercy, would you???
Noah Nelson
>A thing? Go back.
David Adams
id rather try my chances at fucking the gay out of tracer
Easton Morgan
I know, but snorkel is a horrible word
Levi Gomez
>join game >4 stack is all dps >other person goes tank >I go healer but none of the dps protect me or the tank >complain when I only heal the tank
Bentley Powell
...
Caleb Perez
I'm going to have a stroke, I swear to god. Shitposting isn't criticism. We've established this already.