> News - Kelp Dome stage has been released! - Snapper Canal stage coming soon! - The Tenta Brella weapon has been revealed and is coming soon! Special is the Bubble Blower. - The Heavy Splatling Deco (Splash Wall/Bubble Blower) has been released!
You have 10 seconds to explain why Sloshmo isn't the best shit ever made
Hunter Martinez
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Adam Cox
You won't lose a rank if you don't play stupidly. Luna kills really easily, but it's also really easy to kill, so try to stay safe, hits all the directs you can and abuse blast more than for just not aiming.
Jayden Mitchell
The FBI is watching over this thread to make sure you aren't posting anymore gay shit or traitorous octolings
Nathan Scott
I for some reason am really liking the Splat-o-matic, any tips for getting better at it?
Ryan Harris
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Josiah Gomez
I don't know why they won't make an Unranked mode that isn't just Turf War. I understand why Turf Wars isn't in Ranked, but vice-versa doesn't make any sense. And some weapons are just impossible to practice in Turf...
Because if it is, it's gonna be nerfed in October. And I actually don't want that, because I like the weapon beyond how insanely good it is.
Xavier Sullivan
Have you not learned from notmiiverse that telling them off only makes them act more obnoxious?
Ryan Perry
>tfw that was my spaghetti in the middle Sorry about that
It was a really nice pic though
Juan Ramirez
point the end where it fires ink at your opponents.
Christopher Peterson
Splash or Sploosh? There's no such thing as Splat-o-Matic, and the aforementioned two are about as different as you can get.
Jordan Morris
Man Pearl is so ugly not even fanart can do her justice
I can't believe this
Isaiah Nelson
tumblr has to be stopped.
Lincoln Jackson
Splash sorry. I know it had an A in it. The one with Toxic Mist and Ink Jet and has good accuracy.
Wyatt Cook
She is beautiful. She needs hugs and kisses.
Xavier Smith
It's not aesthetically pleasing.
Jonathan Myers
>And some weapons are just impossible to practice in Turf... No kidding. Luna is NOT a Turf War weapon. I also need practice with Splat Bombs but it's so hard to kill with them in Turf War because people can just scatter in whatever direction they want instead of focusing a central objective. Hard to practice flanking for the same reason.
Charles Evans
Fanart can do her some questionable justice, but they chose not to, preserving her glorious gremlin nature for secondaries to see. Not everything has to be pretty.
Jose Hernandez
Why are they impossible? Just don't worry about your turf coverage and go for kills.
And before someone says kills don't matter if the team is dead they can't do the objective
Noah Sullivan
It's hard to go for kills if you have no map control
Ian Jackson
Use mist a lot in RM since it cucks the enemy when they have it Also misting someone then using inkjet immediately afterward usually leads to their death
Ryder Murphy
Then not too much to say, it's a pretty standard shooter. Its standout qualities are perfect accuracy (that still goes haywire if you jump, unfortunately, unlike Jet and Nozzlenoses), unique yet very intuitive kit, swim speed bonus and great turfing ability, however its range is shorter than that of an average shooter.
Adam Parker
Cute woomies!
Joseph Butler
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Matthew Lewis
Because it's about practice, and the dynamics of Turf War will only create bad habits in other modes. Weapon Selection itself being a huge factor; you can go 20:0 with almost any weapon in Turf War, sure, but it's because you're fighting Aerosprays and o-matics 90% of the time. It's just not good training, and a lot of strategies either don't work or you can't truly tell if they're effective or not because of how loose the objective is.
As for full-team wipes, that's probably the biggest reason why Turf War is terrible for practice and why it's not in Ranked. Even if you wipe the team in the first 30 seconds, it doesn't matter. Only the last 30 seconds matters, which creates a huge difference in how people approach the objective and the strategies they use. Again, it makes bad habits, and you can never actually tell if you're using your weapon correctly (For some weapons, anyway).
Even from a Rank perspective, it'd just be nice to see what weapon you perform better with in each mode. There are very few weapons that work in all three modes, so just having a way to experiment in any mode would be nice, without feeling like you're putting your/team's rank at risk.
Kevin Diaz
>book of dicks
Jack James
I guess you can always grab someone from here and do league in pairs, though you'll probably be put up against tryhards in voice chat.
Jack Perry
I personally can't wait for the Neo to come out. Burst Bomb + Suction Launcher seems super cool
Anthony Turner
Pretty obvious they don't want playlist bloat, this game is already ded as is
Evan Williams
there's a new slut in town
Mason Ross
I want to play tug of war with Marie
Jace Carter
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Jaxson Foster
Tranny Woomy
Jackson Rogers
Dice you perverted mind! Schoolgirl woomy is an avid DnD player, and loves fancy dice!
Jackson Ross
Rude, School woomy is cute
Brandon Morgan
Do you need Ink Resistance to Raijin step?
Evan Carter
No. Take that nonsense to tumblr.
Nathaniel Brown
Literally QC tier
And being a Tranny isn't something to take offense of and you should rethink your ways
Easton Rodriguez
Fuck off
Christopher Turner
No. There's only one true slut.
Jackson Campbell
>chopping your dick off and keeping a wound from healing is nothing to take offense of
Fuck off.
Mason Price
wrong
fuck off you old hag
Chase Campbell
I want Pearl to be my friend.
Brody Garcia
Jesus fuck
Queen of /ink/ and queen of my dick right here
Luis Sullivan
Oh Tia...
Hudson Martin
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Henry Sullivan
jesus christ user
Ethan Gomez
I bet the discord is laughing at you losers getting all hot at a near static image
Gavin Bell
a tongue-like organ called the radula (shown in yellow). Covered with rows of tiny teeth, it rams bite size pieces of food down the squid's throat
Angel Brooks
>giving a shit about some autists circleerking on discord lol
Adrian Rivera
Nobody cares about the attention whoring trannies on the discord who think they're a girl because they superglued a party city wig to their head
Cooper Ortiz
we are
Asher Clark
No, it doesn't work while firing
Owen Perry
delet all these OC desu
Isaiah King
Post yebbies
---NO GIRLS ALLOWED---
Zachary Long
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James Ramirez
Bat Country
Gabriel Martin
Reminder: Not every woomy needs to be a slut
Liam Morris
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Josiah Thomas
haha
Kayden Fisher
They're spaghettis and have been forever. Only literal homosexuals call them yebbies.
William Thomas
Not every dot needs to live.
Zachary Adams
Woomy a finger
Lucas Brooks
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Angel Moore
CEASE. let me post my pure woomy in peace
Michael Perry
I miss her
Camden Taylor
Most of the people here are absolute degenerates that engage in pedophilia and roleplaying, of course they make everything sexual.
Jordan Turner
>Pure >implying
Noah Bennett
>being this mad still lol just leave
Levi Campbell
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Isaiah Long
I just want the hat back. I wouldn't even care if it had a bad ability like cold blooded.
Carter James
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Ayden King
Post pure woomies Protip: There are none except mine
Kevin Ward
Hard working woomy!
Jason Ross
You first, /trash/.
Adrian Jones
I want the dress but to be honest I probably wouldn't use it if bad ability. I want more dress in the game.
Owen Wood
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Jason Nguyen
Whoever drew this, that lewd set your drew was top tier
Asher Allen
these woomies aren't the same tho
Parker Anderson
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Gavin Walker
Why aren't the level rewards back anyway? Level 50 is already implemented and I loved that fucking hat.
Ryder Kelly
The only cute woomy in this thread
Nolan Lopez
They are. She's my woomy
Isaiah Lopez
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Gavin Jones
Didn't take long /ink/ you've devolved these threads into nothing but inkling porn posting threads and the game has only been out for 2 months
Angel Johnson
I am honestly shocked it wasn't sooner to be honest.
Joshua Ward
This is the purest woomy This woomy shall not and will not be lewded. I guarantee it
Bentley Diaz
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Andrew Morris
Literally what were you expecting? There was R34 drawn before the announcement trailer ended for splatoon 1
Hudson Phillips
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Brandon Sullivan
>waiting up to 8 minutes at a time >lobbies are always 1-4 people away from full >spend more time in lobbies waiting than actually playing
T-Thanks Nintendo!
Josiah Diaz
The series has been out for 3 years user
Nathaniel Edwards
To be fair the constant gay shit is mostly eurofags.
Jonathan Collins
I find myself just coming here for Steelhead Sprint.
Jacob Turner
>finally get in a game >disconnect >literally sitting next to the router Haha
Logan Rodriguez
Would you mate with a Salmonanoid? What if Grizzco paid you to do so?
Luke Watson
Disgusting get this LOSER Squid out of this thread