>be me >19 years old >5'7" manlet >have a 9/10 GF, but only 5'1" >very likely that we'll be married within the next 2 years
So here's the problem.... we want to have children when we get married. Since I'm only 5'7", I'm worried that my sons will be manlets like I currently am.
So my question is if I take HGH right now, will it alter my genes enough in 2 years to help me get to 6 feet and ensure my children aren't manlets? I'll do anything it takes if it means a better future for my children.
>So my question is if I take HGH right now, will it alter my genes enough in 2 years to help me get to 6 feet and ensure my children aren't manlets?
Adrian Bell
>5 inch increasing HGH that alters your genes within 2 years where can i buy this, i mean i'm already 6'2" i'd just like to buy it out so manlets can't get hold of it
Zachary Carter
Just give your kids HGH. Boom, tall kids.
Jack Bell
No. You are not the one carrying the kids. She is. This means that tou have to inject her with hgh
Ryan Powell
LOL TOP KEK
Josiah Nguyen
>very likely that we'll be married within the next 2 years
Don't do this you fucking knob
Lincoln Howard
Also, sauce on gril
John Sanchez
If you make enough $ you can just give your manlet offsprings hgh like Barca did with Messi. You could prob get him up to 5'10-11 so he can reign supreme over other manlets. If not then srsly adopt some kid from Africa.
Christian Campbell
Just give HGH to kids when they hit puberty.
You're welcome.
Luke Thomas
How the fuck would you be sure you arent adopting a manlet? And you are getting a nigger too what the fuck kind of shit advice is that?
Joseph Rodriguez
Why not? If OP loves her, might as well go for it so he can lock her down before she starts riding the cock carousel.
Andrew Long
my dad was a manlet, literally 5'4 and my mom was 4'9 im 6'7
Samuel Collins
A lot of Africans get real tall when fed right.
Levi Price
>I'm worried that my sons will be manlets like I currently am.
Because of regression to the mean your sons will be slightly more likely to be taller than you (toward the US population average of 5'10") instead of shorter than you.
This gives an expected height of 5'6.5" for a boy.
>So my question is if I take HGH right now It's the kid that needs to take HGH to grow taller than his genes allow.
Bentley Hughes
Ehm no, it depends on genes. Also stil a fucking nigger you retard please kys
Luke Stewart
only mixed niggers get tall desu
Jaxson Fisher
I have something similar.
Are you also incredibly shit at judging height?
Isaac Thompson
no lel
Evan Anderson
Nigger genes is tall.
They can tallify the midget white American genes, that much is true.
Cameron Long
nigger genes are short, what the fuck are you on about, glorious nordic genes make people tall
Mason Johnson
i dont usually bother saying this because you are all mentally handicapped, but this time i will, just for you and your gf.
a short woman doesnt have short genetics.
Do you know why woman are short, even in tall families? Because of fucking estrogen you retarded imbecile. A woman can have the genetics to grow 6' but she will still end up small because thats what estrogen does, it makes them smaller, which is also the reason why steroids stunt your growth, because of higher estrogen levels.
no stop being fucking retarded and hang yourself.
it buffles my mind how many times i see this retarded shit and im the only logical person here who knows what the fuck is going on.
Dylan Reyes
>we wuz vikangs Vikings were manlet af, look it up.
Justin Hill
Why do people sperg this much?
>mom is 5'4" >dad is 5'9" >i am 6'0", my brother is 6'2"
Just go on with your life you stupid faggot
Ethan Cruz
Who is this testicular perpendicular?
Alexander Smith
maybe consider raising them to not be insecure fags
Aiden Morales
>get married and throwing away the prime years of your life because "muh feelings" >getting married at all
Guarantee you that shit ends in a divorce. How many marriages at 20 last for a lifetime? OP should enjoy life while he's young and not throw away his precious time (and money) for a single girl
Christian Collins
It's more to do with sex determined epigenetic imprinting, but w/e OP won't understand either.
Chase Edwards
The delusion is real
Thomas Cooper
Pharmacist here, srs answer: yes and no
There's a very slim chance that you will grow another inch AT MOST, however it will be very very fucking expensive. Most likely you'll be sold either fake/underdosed HGH thats overpriced to shit. Real, athentic GH thats correctly dosed is not only very rare (less than 2% available on the market) also expensive. Bodybuilders literally threw away their dignity to strip for old gay men/fuck grapefruits just to get enough money for this shit.
It's really not worth it. My mom was 5 ft 3, dad 5ft 7, i'm 6 ft with 6 ft 3 brother. There is still a chance.
Christopher Sullivan
>no stop being fucking retarded Okay thanks, will do! I'll continue being retarded
Lucas Morris
>what are height
potentially will be taller, feed them well and give them the best nutrition possible. Your height is not 100% set when you're born, it's more like a potential scale and the child's nutrition and well being determines height. I can't see the boy being taller than 6'0 desu, but if there any family members that are taller, there is more of a chance.
If you're that scared of manlet children, don't have children.
Asher Flores
We wuz Sudanese Nilotes (who btw were and are tall unlike Vikings).
Aiden Scott
Lol I'd rather have a black son with BBC genetics than a fucking manlet son (I most likely wouldn't have a manlet son cause I'm 6'3). I'd rather adopt a ISIS kid soldier if he was guaranteed not to be a manlet than have a manlet son.
Zachary Allen
Your "dad" isn't actually your dad.
Carter Baker
Get yourself a sperm donor, or hold off until genetic alteration and designer babies is more advanced.
Im glad you have the presence of mind not to want to inflict your offspring with this disease, and our society with more little people. Proud of you user.
Chase Harris
>Get yourself a sperm donor This is some top tier cuckold shit my man.
Christopher Rivera
If I was your Dad I'd be suspicious.
Easton Sanchez
Hailey Leigh
She looks better as a redhead/strawberry
Zachary King
How tall is your mailman?
Daniel Anderson
Anglosaxons and celts were manlet, the Danish were around 6 feet.
Robert Rivera
lmao
Hudson Ward
>scandinavia, the part of the world with per capita the tallest people by far, was home to manlets jealous nonwhite detected
Samuel Allen
Better to be cucked than have a manlet son desu
Jeremiah Carter
>Better to be cucked than have a manlet son desu t. cuckold
Luke Moore
Depends on your nutrition though. Maybe you were a little bitch who did not eat right and it stunted your growth and your kids might still grow. My father and mother are from pakistani background and are both less then 170 cm. Am 188 cm, my first brother is 184 while my little brother is 185 and still growing at age 15. Most obvious reason is the nutrition differences in poor parts of Pakistan n the country my dad moved to and i was born in. Just feed your kids well n force them to eat that good stuff. Also force them to sleep n dont give them pc n tablets n shit in early ages. Force them to go out in early ages n do normal shit instead of just sitting infront of the pc like my spoiled little shit tier nephew.
Adrian Mitchell
You're an idiot. Your brain hasn't even finished developing and you want to devote your entire life to one other person? You as a person aren't even fully formed, how fucking stupid can you be? Are you white trash or something?
Aiden Lewis
>getting married at 21 >worrying about your height in the real world (not a chinese dick measuring forum)
inject some KYS
Juan Young
>Believing height doesn't hold value in the real world.
Hudson Davis
Get a sperm donation from a Chad so your kid will be a 6'4" alpha
Gabriel Diaz
Put them in wrestling. They will learn to embrace it better and channel that anger
Levi Jenkins
Just do hard drugs to kill your sperm so you only have girls
Grayson Martinez
The Danes famously grew tall in the last century when they suddenly drank a hell of a lot more milk. Ofc growth hormones in said milk do absolutely nothing.
Anglo Saxons were also practically Danes btw. And the Keltoi were known for being lanklets since ancient times.
I thought the Dinaric alps beat them?
Tyler Hill
go find your real daddy user
Carter Wood
Nothing you can do to your own body will help your kids get taller. Best thing you can do is bring your son to an endocrinologist during puberty and try to get him growth hormone. Also, make sure he eats right and sleeps enough during those crucial growing years.
Leo Morales
>inject her with hgh Is that slang for letting her sleep with Tyrone?
Noah Gonzalez
Believe it, just don't worry about it. Unless ur gonna chop ur shins open, there's nothing you can do, so get over it.
Sebastian Lopez
>have a 9/10 GF, but only 5'1" you fucks always exaggerate, post pics
Brandon Smith
actually, if he wants to marry ever in life, younger is better
Jaxon Wright
Your genes dont matter if you have a son, your wifes father's genes are what make a man. My dad is 5 ft 8 and Im 6 ft 2. So as long as her father is tall you are good.
Kevin Morales
>will it alter my genes enough
I hope you're trolling, but in case you aren't : don't reproduce, you'll transmit your extreme retardation to your kids, whatever your height is.
Carson Turner
>19 years old >very likely that we'll be married within the next 2 years
you have bigger problems
Liam Allen
actually a lot, each consecutive year after 30 makes a marriage more than 11% more likely to get a divorce.
Lucas Reed
Lace your girlet milk with hgh and let babielets drink it
Jose Fisher
Hey OP I'm 6"2 I'll impregnate your GF for you.
Brody Reyes
> >How the fuck would you be sure you arent adopting a manlet?
Adopt a 20 year old African retard.
Isaac Martin
I'm 6'4" I'll take one for the team just give me time and place senpai.
John Foster
How about your/her parents? Old folks say some traits come out only every other generation.
Isaiah Torres
Old folks often suffer from degenerative diseases that make them way stupider than normal.
Ethan Nguyen
How tall is her dad? That's the only thing that matters.
Jacob Brown
Try /tg if you want to roleplay
Jace Gutierrez
This is called evolutionary epigenetics. You can't really change your DNA much, just your RNA, or the way your genes are expressed. And no, it doesn't work that way very much in humans. At least not paternally in most animals. You'd have to find a way to hand them a methylation pattern for DNA or a way to make transcription factors more potently bind to a certain locus on the DNA.
Maternal effects, however, may be more potent. Inject your wife full of test when she gets preggers, and document the results. Have one child with full roided out wife, and one child with her normally and report back after 18 years.
Matthew Richardson
Your problem is that you're planning a marriage at age 19. I can 100% guarantee that you will regret that decision later in life.
Aiden Lee
years old >>very likely that we'll be married within the next 2 years
Hunter Sullivan
>5'7 at 19 >not only thinks he'll still grow, but thinks there's any possible way to end up over 6' >mfw M8, I'm pretty sure that you couldn't get that much more height even with leg lengthening surgery.
Also, >5'7 breeding with 5'1 If you have kids, you better hope you only have daughters. Your sons will be turbo-manlets
Bentley Adams
>Get yourself a sperm donor This OP.
I'm 6'5. Send her to me and I'll balance out the manlet genes so you can have average sized children
Easton Cook
You know that old friend your mom has who's like 6'5? He's more than her friend, lad.
Lincoln Wilson
You're thinking of the dutch. I'm fairly certain most viking graves found contains men much taller than their european contemporaries. I remember reading about a swedish 6 foot skeleton being discovered in a mass grave somewhere in the baltics, which was almost unheard of in central europe 1000 years ago
Brody Cruz
I'm afraid they'll be retarded like their father
Wyatt Gomez
>alter my genes What did he mine by this?
Charles Edwards
Jesus christ user
Xavier Thompson
>mine >in a manlet thread What did he mean by this?
Josiah Turner
No, hgh wont cut it, but I can fuck your gf and guarantee your kids will be at least 6'6.
Sebastian Wood
wtf is wrong with you.
Cooper Campbell
fpbp
Evan Russell
>tfw 5'5 should i break my femurs or my fibias in half
Mason Wood
Better off breaking your neck tbqhfamalam
Samuel Parker
Oh fugg, I guess you guys are right. I'd still advise OP to bang sluts and sling dick until he's at least 25
Jackson Miller
My parents are 5'8. I'm 6'4, my sis is 5'11. None of my grandparents were at least 6' Idk how it works, hope is never dead.
Oliver Cruz
I think if I was 5'7/5'8 I would be happy with it, at least it wouldn't be a height where you're just mocked openly/shorter than most girls.
Aaron Adams
>Idk how it works It's called an extramarital affair