>walk in for leg day >clown walks up to me >starts silent laughing at me for using the machines >hear giggles from tredmill sluts >start doing deadlifts >makes fun of me for not using clips >steps on my bar and makes the 45lbs weighs slide off >everyone notices and stops-mid set to mean-mug me >fucking whoopie cushions on every squat
I swear every gym I try the gym clown gravitates to me. Fuck these assholes.
Michael Jackson
>Finish bench set >grab towel from pocket to wipe down seat >it's seemingly attached to another cloth >keep pulling >10 meters of multicolored towels spew out of my pockets onto the ground >gym worker tells me it's a safety hazard and that I need to put it in my locker >gym clowns laughing by the water fountain
Blake Kelly
>Benching 2pl8, the clown replaced all of the weight on the right side with fake weights >Barbell flies off the rack on my chest and onto the floor, the barbell whips around and nailed the person to my left on the head >I'm pretty sure I just killed the person to my left, and I think I tore my right shoulder >The fucking clown just comes up, pies is both in the face, honks his loud horn in both our ears and unicycles away
Owen Turner
>be doing heavy squats >last rep baby >qt girl is doing lunges and I'm on her line of sight >try my best to come up, but really struggling >regular gym buff guy walks by >hear a slight squealing from his shoes as he walks >oh no >it's the gym clown >he stands behind me, and says "ooOOoh what's this?!" >he pulls my shorts down exposing my anus to the entire gym >he starts giggling in a high pitch tone as he begins pulling coloured cloth out of my butt >it doesn't stop and I'm just standing there holding this weight on my back while he jumps around laughing getting cloth after cloth >qt girl is staring at the whole scene in horror >I autistically say "It's not me!" (what?). >manage to come up, gym clown is long gone, my bunghole is practically bleeding, and there's tears in my eyes. >fall on the ground defeated and tired >girl comes up to me to help >I tell her to get closer, as I can barely muster a word >she brings her face close to mine >then I spray her with water from the flower pinned on my polka dot shirt HONK HONK!
Xavier Rogers
kek
Daniel Taylor
Kek, that got me.
Mason Price
Kek
Ryan Gomez
kek'd/check'd
Easton Garcia
HOLY FUCKING KEK
Charles Nelson
who is this girl
Aaron Sanders
>clips
They're called magazines. In Canada our magazines are pinned to 5plates even if our mag could hold 10 plates.
A lot of do gooders will report you if they see your mag filled with even 6 plates.
Robert Morris
>I autistically say "It's not me!" (what?).
Jace Reyes
Kek
Joseph Davis
Yagami Kumi
Carter Miller
>in rest session >recently quit smoking so I need to do SOMETHING with my hands >phone in car >remember gym bag >grab for gym bag to snuggle my gym log >seems a little wobbly and squishy >whatever.facialexpression >hug gym bag to get dem gym log vibes in my soul >feel it collapse >fucking gym clowns start cackling a few feet away >get smacked in the head with my gym log >half to wait for gym bag to dry out before I put gym log in bag because water balloon >look awkward with my 2 foot by 9 inch chunk of polished wood sitting OUTSIDE the gym bag god damn gym clowns
Isaiah Campbell
>have innawoods home gym >be liftin >hear screech >drop squat bar, grab ak >look around for skinwalker >god damn gym clown with a modified deer call EVEN IN THE FUCKIN WOODS THEY GET YOU.
Lincoln Barnes
>gym clowns attach horns to my shoes
Everytime
Jace Butler
I have always thought definition of a gym clown is a bit different. My gym clown story: >walk out the locker room >walk into weights room >even before I can put my things down, he approaches me >ask if I can spot him >sure, just give me a sec >I watch him slowly push decline bench underneath smith's >oh boy, here we go again >he puts 110kg on it (mind you, this is one of those smith's where barbell has a chain attached so it practically weighs around 1kg instead of regular 20) >he does 8 reps without even touching his pecs >I had to help him with 4 >I do my regular shit - squat, bench, diddly and dips as an accessory for that day >he notices that I do dips with 25kgs under my balls (I know, it is not much) >approaches me again >asks 'how come you have such shit bench press, yet you do dips with soooo muuuuuch" >wild thought appears 'do you really fucking want to go down this road?' >'well, you know, it is the matter of leverages and the fact I really love dips, whereas most people refrain from doing them' >fast forward 3 months >king of clowns comes with a qt to probably impress her >it is his leg day >oh shit, it is gonna be gud (he hasn't done legs for past 3 months) >I literally squat 100kgs more than he does >his lady friend notices >he hasn't talked to me ever since
Oliver Ramirez
are you some kind of beta? What do you mean "steps on my bar". You're acting like a doormat, either bash his face in next time he touches something of yours, or report him.
Jaxon Phillips
>>I autistically say "It's not me!" (what?).
Gabriel Kelly
/k/ommando
Grayson Young
>visit apartment complex gym >open to everyone so lots of retards >high school fags prancing around without shirts >curling 15lbs in front of the mirror >selfies everywhere >blasting yard ape music on bluetooth speaker >youveactivatedmytrapcard.webm >just so happens I brought my own speaker >mine was actually bought with money so it's 10x better and louder >set it down in front of me while I'm doing deads >start playing audio from the normandy beach scene from saving private ryan >the sound of german machine guns, explosions, and people screaming fills the gym >high school fags start looking at each other nervously >this goes on for a few minutes before they leave >promptly turn off my speaker because I'm not a faggot who blasts music in the gym
Parker Cruz
>gym clown switched the right and left handed dumbbells around And I was gonna set a pr on dumbbell bench, fuck