That guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

farquit
farquit

that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@farquit
that guy that wears a t-shirt in the pool

MPmaster
MPmaster

@farquit
that guy who doesn't tip the gym twink

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little basketball shorts thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Veeky Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. It's boogie isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Veeky Forums posting about a people who wear basketball shorts to the gym. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "BASKETBALL SHORTS BASKETBALL SHORTS BASKETBALL SHORTS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

w8t4u
w8t4u

@happy_sad
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

Emberfire
Emberfire

@happy_sad
that guy who posts copy pasta

SniperWish
SniperWish

@farquit
The guy that wears a scarf and a wool cap on the gym

iluvmen
iluvmen

that guy at the urinal with his pants pulled all the way down

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperWish
In all seriousness, I see guys wearing beanies in the gym all the time. Why?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@farquit
Stop making this fucking thread.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Sharpcharm
probably baldies

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@farquit
that guy who warms up with the bar

LOL

likme
likme

@farquit
that guy that wears clothes at the gym

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Sharpcharm
Their heads are cold.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@farquit
that guy who wears shorts over leggings at the gym
that guy who wears a stringer that shows his nipples at the gym
that guy who carries a towel around and stinks like rotten cheese

Emberfire
Emberfire

@farquit
the guy who will hopefully die of a massive heart attack soon
OPs pic related

TechHater
TechHater

@farquit
the guy who pays $90 for some sweat pants
Falling into the Jews shekel scheme
You not going to make it

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
WELL WTF DO I FVCKING WEAR THEN YOU JUDGEMENTAL SHITHEAD?!?!?!?!?!

Flameblow
Flameblow

that guy who doesnt lift naked at home
FUCKING QUEER LMAO

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@farquit
that girl that bench presses

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

that guy who drinks water between every set

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

that guy who does 50 reps in a set

eGremlin
eGremlin

whats wrong with basketball shorts. wtf do you wear. a onsie?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Sharpcharm

Many people like to get their exercise done before their morning routine so they don't have to shower twice.

Instead of fixing their hair they wear a cap. What's so hard to understand?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@SomethingNew
@TechHater
its a joke newfags

5mileys
5mileys

that guy who goes to the gym

Bidwell
Bidwell

@farquit
That guy who leaves his cell phone and towel on the bench and then goes and then disappears for 30 minutes.

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
that guy who drinks water ever

Spamalot
Spamalot

that guy who is stronger than me

massdebater
massdebater

that guy who starts warm ups with the bar

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Methshot
tfw I unironically think water tastes gross

Booteefool
Booteefool

that guy who works up a sweat and then gets right in his car and drives away
lamo, how small are we talkin' here guy?
that chick who looks 15 and stares at me like i have food on my face
she wears high school gear too baka
that guy who max benches every time i see him
dude do literally anything else. you have a huge chest and nothing else you look like shit

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@farquit
okay what the fuck am i supposed to wear?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@StrangeWizard
wake up
shower
go to the gym
go about your day
not
wake up
go to the gym
shower
go about your day

Yeah pretty fucking difficult to understand since its completely illogical an unhygenic

girlDog
girlDog

@happy_sad
duude lmao

cum2soon
cum2soon

that guy who pretends he's texting when we all know no one is texting him

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I never wear shorts even in 30+ degree australian weather.

Always wear tights and tracksuit pants over them. Constantly keeps my lower half blazing hot, and my knees feel incredibly lubed and smooth even under lots of stress (180kg squat).

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sir_Gallonhead
No shit sherlock... I was referring to the YouTube video that was post a couple days ago. Made by some faggot that thinks wearing gym shorts is tacky and lame meanwhile totally circle jerking over some sweats he got thay everyone should buy. They were like 90 bucks and the shirts were 45 or some . I got the joke I was jist adding to it good job faggot

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@happy_sad
Was this pasta originally for the ylyl banana?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Poker_Star
that guy who does not tip his head back and spit water into the air after every rep

Inmate
Inmate

@iluvmen
You are probably ill or have bad oral hygiene.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sharpcharm
helps keep your earbuds in

StonedTime
StonedTime

I am actually Veeky Forums. Not like you losers.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@cum2soon
Im just checking for (You)s

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
You're also frying the swimmers in your nutsack

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@farquit
that manlet at the gym

5mileys
5mileys

that guy who wears a shower cap in the sauna

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

that guy obviously doing Bring Sally Up with 1pl8 squats
it me

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