How do I get into reading?

How do I get into reading?
How do I stop getting bored when it's more fun to browse the internet?
What books should I read if I haven't read a book finish in 24 years?
How do you enjoy books if you have no imagination?

Stop being a child, you nigger, and grow up

How? No book has ever sucked me in nor has any other hobby in the world. I've never find myself truly enjoying something.

jesus fucking christ, kid

Watch your language sir!

What is your personal philosophy you follow?

confucianism

First and foremost, reading isn't for everyone. You are a retard, a pleb, and not fit for high-brow content consumption.

Stick to your anime and video games, I'm dead serious - You'll be better off for it.

I can't watch anime or play video game without being distracted.

Read some of the few books that dont completely suck ass

Also, maybe start with some lighter reading. Here are 3 pretty quick & quite excellent books that are heavily interconnected, and sortof teach you a "whole" (even though they arent written by the same authors, or even in the same centuries):

- How To Win Friends and Influence People (Carnegie)
- The Prince (Machiavelli)
- Rules for Radicals (Alinsky)

read those 3. seriously.
and keep in mind, Alinsky is kinda full of shit. but hes right on point about what that book is about