Cleveland is Veeky Forums

Why isn't Cleveland flooded with literati?
>World Class Art scene
>World Class Orchestra
>$75 to buy a house
>On the water
>Minutes away from forests
>Long winter keeps you depressed indoors, ample conditions for writing

Obviously NYC and LA are saturated, overpriced, and utterly uninteresting due to gentrification (I live in NYC, not talking out of my ass).

Why don't we all move to Cleveland, be rich, and write great works? Maybe put it on the map? Could be like Monteparnasse in the 20s, but way less beautiful.

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Because it's full of anglos.

Because, although people 100 years ago made it a city for the arts, people 50 years ago paved it into a parking lot.

I live in LA. Grew up here and have stayed because I'm a musician and the people ARE interesting. If you don't know interesting people, well...

But i do love the noise/experimental scene in Cleveland.

because Veeky Forums isn't an adjective

otherwise more power to cleveland

>But i do love the noise/experimental scene in Cleveland.
I live here and it took me years to find out we had anything more than just really, really shitty metal bands.

Jesus Christ. That is.... horrendous.

With two sports teams that have really turned around in the past few years. Shit, Cleveland might be my kinda town.

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does the river really catch on fire

It caught on fire three times at the turn of the 19th century I believe.

People don't forget.