> They feasted on tiny savory fish rolled in salt and cooked crisp, and capons stuffed with onions and mushrooms. There were great loaves of brown bread, mounds of turnips and sweetcorn and pea, immense hams and roast geese and trenchers dripping full of venison stewed with barley. For the sweet, servants brought out trays of pastries from the castle kitchens, cream swans and sugar spun unicorns, lemon cakes in the shape of roses, spiced honey biscuits and blackberry tarts, apple crisps and wheels of buttery cheese.
You also forgot his borderline-pornographic descriptions of clothing.
Take a shot every time you read "Boiled leather". You'll die of alcohol poisoning in no time.
Hudson Ward
>roast geese and trenchers dripping full of venison stewed with barley
I came while reading this
Grayson Jackson
fuck....
Brayden Young
Not to mention "the more she drank, the more she shat," which will go down in literary annals as a classic example of dick-in-hand writing
Jacob Smith
>Dick in hand writing >MFW Top zoz.
Blake Fisher
Don't forget the peacocks in almond milk
Angel Thomas
Can anyone please tell me what's wrong with this kind of description of food and clothing, and whether I should avoid it as a fantasy writer? It's a proven fact that normies love it.
