ITT: Cringe authors

ITT: Cringe authors

Bukowski.

End of thread

Hilary Clinton

Haruki Murakami

Philip "turbokike" Roth.

My diary desu

>turbokike
Shut the FUCK up!

James Joyce

Finnegans Wake

googooboogoogoojoojoo

WTF is that meant to mean??! He writes like a fucking child

t. megakike

Unironically Hermann Hesse
>muh eastern philosophy
>tfw to smart to participate in society
>schoolboy sexuality
He's a pretty good prose stylist though.

try reading "Nouvelles sous ecstasy" by Frederic Beigbeder

Cormac McCarthy

>hurr durr gratuitous violence is literature durrrrrrr

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McCarthy, like Lovecraft, turns into comedy if you read him closely enough.

who was that youtuber who wrote that idiotic book where he even failed at a basic logic example? he's so irrelevant I even forgot his name

Wittgenstein

In the same vain, any youtube who writes self help books.

Not an argument.

What in tarnation do you even mean?

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FPBP

I love his books but I sort of agree.

Hissing, hackles lifting, the chicken’s head rose. Kahlan pulled back. Its claws digging into stiff dead flesh, the chicken slowly turned to face her. It cocked its head, making its comb flop, its wattles sway. “Shoo,” Kahlan heard herself whisper. There wasn’t enough light, and besides, the side of its beak was covered with gore, so she couldn’t tell if it had the dark spot, But she didn’t need to see it. “Dear spirits, help me,” she prayed under her breath. The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn’t. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People’s chickens. But this was no chicken. This was evil manifest.
-Terry Goodkind, Soul of the Fire

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Worst posts I've ever seen on this board, this board is going to shit

YE

Wow, sounds like my creative writing class

DELET THIS NOW

Honestly though, the best part of Finnegans Wake is finding out that it isn't nonsense at all

>hurr durr I've only read Blood Meridian