Gondor calls for economic aid!

Gondor calls for economic aid!

I always wondered, what was up with that schiz king and the way he molested those cherry tomatoes?

How about you order 4 of our Rohan Toilets first?

>Many of these trees were my friends. Creatures I had known from nut or acorn. Many of them had hedge funds.

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You know the answer, Aragorn: the oil wells.
Your... "people", they are stupid, insolent, uncreative: what could they possibly do with those resources? You savages do not even know how to mine for that damn thing!
This is the deal: give me those sites, and I'll guarantee you that not even one of the members of your pathetic tribe will starve... it's up to you, dirty wanderer.

>Come on Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can claim you as a dependent!

Why should Rohan help them? What has (((Gondor))) done for us?

And my tax receipts!

Khajiit has coin if you have sovereign debt