What's the ultimate book about falling in love with the wrong person?

What's the ultimate book about falling in love with the wrong person?

The Bible (first chapter)

Why, oh! Why must you torment me so with these jezebels? I would eat that ass even if she had gastroenteritis. Why are you doing this?!

Wouldn't call it the ultimate, bue The Bad Girl by Vargas Llosa

My hands burn when I pick up that book, don't know why, but it happens every time.

why do you faggots always post the most basic bitches that you canfind

bitch, you basic.

because of the

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Kinda but not really Stoner

mmmhhmmm she got the juicy pusy mmhmm

BrrrRRRRaaaaaaa-p

Any more? They look a lot like these turkish girls I know.

The Brothers Karamazov

That's not what this thread is for, pup.

Elaborate a little. To what extent is it OP related?

I got something better for you pham

shut up

Lolita

turkish girls are so hairy you might as well fuck a man or monkey

Unironically this

imagine fucking this slampig

Veeky Forums - BUTTS discussion

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fuck, last thing i expected today was that i'd end up blowing a load to a Veeky Forums thread

Veeky Forums and /tv/ have the best jerking threads

Stoner
Portrait of a Lady
Nightwood

For different reasons

Double Indemnity

you mean /b/ and /s/

That one stray hair on her ass weirds me out.

The Idiot

I can only get a boner with irl, flesh and bone girls, is this weird? Pics and videos do nothing for me.

This is the only true answer in this thread.

You have evolved user

I just quit porn a few months ago, I think it's that.

Romeo and Juliet, when presented in stand-alone book format.

Extra Credit: one of the very best film examples of this idea is Lone Star, which I really should re-watch at some point.

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Nothing short of scandalous that this hasn't been posted yet. It satisfies the OP's requirements in addition to being one of the best novels ever.

And "trips confirm", as they say

my diary desu

jeez why do you desperado fuckers have to ruin a perfectly good lit thread with whorebags you'll never fuck!??

Kudos to anonymous who posted Tender is the Night. Who are you?!

I thought of that, but the destruction is too obvious. More subtle is The Beautiful and the Damned...

& at least post a photo you took yourself you sad moomins.

Why?

Cos otherwise, it might as well be Google image search or Pornhub ;)

Human Bondage, by Somerset Maugham, OP

Mein kampf

Anna K

Anna Karenina was better and closer to OP's question.

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Great Gatsby?

Are tiny, child-like butts a fetish?

>Kudos to anonymous who posted Tender is the Night. Who are you?!
Who am I?

I'm the hero Veeky Forums deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So you'll meme me. Because I can take it. Because I'm not your hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

faggot detected

Paradise Lost

BRRAAAP!

Have you checked for horns on your head lately?

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fpbp

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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I'm not sure yet, but I believe if I'd started to write a diary I could unironically post

>my diary desu

Anna Karenina

Faggot Orthodocock Ottoman slave detected.

you mad, roach?

threads like these make me hate the fact, that I'm stuck in the same water as the rest of you

>the ultimate book about falling in love with the wrong person?
Mmm... I don't know... maybe THE GREAT FUCKING GATSBY??

The entire book was a cautionary tale about falling for a vapid slut. Main character ruins his life and even gets killed for her.

Great Expectations

>cautionary tale about falling for a vapid slut
this is EXACTLY what i'm looking for ,bro!

Ore no nikki, desu.

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best thread on lit

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Not him but they had indeed a lot of hair.

Lolita, obviously.

Goethe's Werther

Also the ultimate book about falling in love with the wrong person and then being a little bitch about it

The Dead might be close to what you are looking for.

Who wouldn't be a little bitch about it?

Stoner is about being careful where you apply your love in life

Stoner applied his love in his career, had a long healthy career. Yet he applied his love for women somewhat sloppily

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