What type of Bible do you read?
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There is only one relevant bible. Guess which one.
RSV2CE
new litfu
Being and Time is my bible
The Bible 2.0: The Quran
Imagine if John the Baptist saw this? I wonder how he'd feel, coz it makes me feel terrible.
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heh don't comment on my choker silly boys!
>go to church last Sunday
>preacher starts talking about how Christianity is true because the world had to be made by a designer
If you read anything other than a leather KJV get the FUCK off my board
Reminder that if you have only read the KJV then you have never really read the Bible.
It's sad but true.
>if you haven't read a translation you haven't read the bible
I didn't know the bible was produced in the 17th century
I was thinking of either getting the NRSV or the KJV. NRSV seems great in providing the most accurate english translation while also being much easier to read, though the KJV is what is directly referenced or quoted from in literature and mostly in open discussion as well from what I understand. Which should i get? I feel like i should stick with the KJV for its style and influence but I am afraid that some of the archaic syntax will lead me away from a truer intrepretation of the text.
>be me
>making youtube video
>wearing a choker
>the video is not about the choker at all
>"so yeah, I'm wearing a choker"
>"but like, yeah, it's a choker"
>"so look at the choker and move on"
>"yeah I'm like totally wearing a choker"
Bible translations tend to keep tradition, and the NRSV is technically a direct offshoot of the KJV (KJV --> RV --> ASV --> RSV --> NRSV), so it keeps quite a bit of the most famous language of the KJV.
Ultimately, if you're reading for anything, read for understanding. Whether that understanding comes from an old version or a new version, I don't know. But reading the entire goddamn Bible just to understand references to it is stupid, imho.
Women are just big sweet dummies. I can't be misogynistic these days. They're just dumb as fuck and nice and sweet by nature.
What the fuck is the appeal of a choker? They're not even cute. It's like wearing a string around your neck.
People like the feel/look of things around their necks. Chokers directly get that feeling/look, without the extra frills of a tie or a scarf or a cravat or a necklace or whatever.
Honestly, if they weren't called "chokers" and weren't associated with sluts, no one would pay them much attention (and yet, arguably, they'd be less popular).
New Revised Standard Version with Apocrypha
Except when they're cruel, vicious manipulators?
Revised Standard Version Catholic Edition
ESV Study Bible
"The realism of this painting is unparalleled."
Nácar-Colunga for the beauty and precision.
Sacra Bibbia di Garofalo for beauty, precision and academic commentary.
Vulgata for doctrine, beauty and historical relevance.
KJVB for english plebbing.
Nestle-Alland and Stuttgartensia for they compose the true sacred scriptures, and are indeed superior in every aspect to any translation.
Lattimore translation
What a nutjob lmao
Bibliotheca - bibliotheca.co
Kek'd
NA and BHS
I also interact with the NRSV because my church body uses it, but I'm not that fond of it
hello there
Do you think she's a virgin?
>But reading the entire goddamn Bible just to understand references to it is stupid, imho.
It's the only reason to read the bible lmao in the first place lmao. My e-cred has gone up signficantly since reading leviticus and matthew.
No pretty girl is a virgin past 12. Invariably they're molested or have a sexual experience early on. Where do you think the stereotype of girls being more mature than boys comes from/ They're exposed to reality early on.
Think back to your teen crushes, yeah, all of them were probably fucking/had been fucked for the longest time while you were daydreaming about kissing her on the cheek.
One that is esthetically/materially simple, is complete, and offers comprehensive introductions to the texts and annotations.
This
>"Whoever created this bible, you did a good job."
Confirmed atheist
Hawaii Pidgin translation
They literally look like collars though, which brings to mind a whole range of associations.
damn, female trudeau looks like my ex-girlfriend's sister
NIV, I can't understand KJV.
i fucking hate women
>NIV
What is it with hyper religious evangelical type girls and their obsession with purity which just makes them even more lustful?youtube.com
You can just tell she loved it when she talks about how someone said he wanted "to bang the Jesus out of her." This chick reminds me so much of a girl I dated once.
It's basically a fetish for them
>ohhh yes, these clothes make me look so MODEST, that'll stop all those boys LUSTING after me and wanting to bang the shit out of me, hnnnnngggg yeah so pure
What is this? Thought it was a motherless link but no dice
Revised Standard Version Catholic Edition
aka Ignatius 2nd Edition
New World Translation. Fight me.
lmfao
>Think back to your teen crushes, yeah, all of them were probably fucking/had been fucked for the longest time while you were daydreaming about kissing her on the cheek.
delet this
KJV like any relevant human should read.
I have an ESV just because I got it from a hotel room and that's what the Gideons distribute.
what kind of bible she and her mom read?
No love for NASB? That one is really good for study, and most seminaries use it. I usually switch between it and the KJV.
>NRSV seems great in providing the most accurate english translation
I've never heard anyone say that. the NRSV is considered a liberal translation
Most of Veeky Forums is Catholic so there isn't much, if any, discussion about non-Catholic approved bibles other than the KJV.
Despite the fact that "Protestant" bibles are generally objectively truer to the source material and use more accurate manuscripts. At least in the case of the ASV and NASB
Probably this
God I love her. How many girls like that even exist? Pains my heart. Do they still exist in Utah?
The ESV is a great modern translation. I prefer it to the NRSV.
hahaha holy shit get a load of this pleb
The Jerusalem Bible.
underrated
I want to get a Bible with good commentary. Preferably commentary written by a Catholic or Orthodox Christian.
Any recommendations?
I was thinking about getting something like this amazon.com
just use biblehub.com, has all commentaries worth having
or esword
commentaries are too expensive for what they are, 2bh
+ Catechism of the Catholic Church
the original manga
What are some essential choker-core books?
Am I the only one who rarely thinks about fucking girls I see IRL? I definitely appreciate dat ass and whatnot but my mind almost never goes to "I want to fuck that." I also don't understand guys wanting to have a self insert in porn either. I dig the aesthetics. Mostly lesbians or solo. Does this even qualify as lust by that definition?
>Am I the only one who rarely thinks about fucking girls I see IRL?
wtf.
yes.
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I'm reading the KJV atm, it's lovely to read but I'm a bit of a pleb who is used to pulp stuff so I've been reading it at a very slow pace. Something like 1 book every two weeks. I'm up to the Fourth Book of Kings, I think my favourites so far have been Exodus and Judges.
Today I walked behind some cute girls and thought about saying things like
>I'm your dog treat me like your dog I want to be your fucking dog make me lick your ass like a dog I'll lick your fucking sweaty ass hole clean like a fucking mutt animal punch me in the fucking face and make me lick your ass cheeks clean like I'm your fucking dog on my knees
to them
They were with their mom
Do you have low test or do I have high test?
>Am I the only one who rarely thinks about fucking girls I see IRL? I definitely appreciate dat ass and whatnot but my mind almost never goes to "I want to fuck that."
This is normal, it just means you're seeing them as a person and not a possible one-night stand. You only think about someone sexually IRL if they're being sexually suggestive to you.
pretty good pace. Keep with it, more exciting stuff will be coming up soon
NASB or RSV2CE, since they're Catholic.
nasb isn't Catholic
think you got it confused with the nab
Shit, you're right.
NJB
>Do they still exist in Utah?
I guarantee they do
beauty for normies involve a grabbing of the object. it is better to just appreciate the beauty and not the take. the next level is to no longer find beauty through the senses
WEW
>"So like, I'm pretty sure I just scraped by in geography"
Americans.
"There aren't any hickeys, I'm not that kind of girl obviously *laughs nervously*"
I'd marry her
Luther
Can someone explain this picture for me?
OK, boys, I don't want any bullshit:
Which Bible is the most complete/most extensive?
The Western Canon starts with the Authorised Version, therefore it's probably vital that you read it.
>bibliotheca.co
Fuck those look nice. never going to buy them though.
KJV for enjoyment, and ESV when my super christian friend actually wants to sit down and discuss shit.
>Paradise Loft
did Jonathan Ross have an ancestor that edited manuscripts in the 16th-17th century by any chance?
>Jonathan Ross
No idea who he is. I've lived in England for a year and got to know some of your celebrities, but I don't recognize him from a picture on google. I also don't own a TV so if he's popular in the US I'd be unaware of him.
used to be a popular talk show host, had a speech impediment that made him pronounce his 'S's like 'F's
IJ
Oh, well, it's just a long S. They used to trip me up until I read critical editions of books like Robinson Crusoe and Benjamin Franklin's Autobiography for literature classes. Now I forget they look like f's for most people.
Fuck. I'm now going to hear his voice reading out older covers.
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Dog Bible.
me too user
My roommate has those