You can have dinner with three figures at any point in their lives that you wish. Who do you choose?

You can have dinner with three figures at any point in their lives that you wish. Who do you choose?

>Nietzsche
>Wittgenstein
>Hegel

Sterne
Cervantes
Borges

>Nietzche ´89
>Jesus Christ ´30
>Hitler ´45

Thomas de Quincey, William S Burroughs, and Russell Brand. I don't like Brand, but I feel like he'd add a certain something to the table.

>my future gf
>my future wife
>my future daughter

margaret atwood
noam chomsky
jonathan safran foer

>Parmenides
>Heraclitus
>Hesiod
>Get them tipsy and make them sing their poems to me.

I'd rather eat alone, thanks.

Yikes

Yikes

>Dostoyevsky
>Stirner
>Rav Areyah Kaplan

Keats
Brancusi
facebook admin of meme page "Gangster Popeye"

Socrates and Jesus. Three is company, four is a crowd.

answer the fucking question

Nietzsche, obviously
Shakespeare, obviously
Abraham Lincoln

Man, that wrote itself.

>INB4: having dinner alone

Henry Miller
Anais Nin
Sigmund Fraud

kierkegaard
socrates
marcus aurelius
I haven't finished the meditations yet though but I thought an existentialist, socratic, and stoic would make a neat convo

Epicurus
Vitus Bering
Neil Armstrong

fuck...horrible

-Nabokov
-Anne Frank
-Sigmund Freud

Would be fun

Suck my dick.

do fictional characters count?
>jesus
>Muhammad
>moses

>socrates
>my dad
>

You didn't post any fictional character

Unironically. I'll die alone though, lol.

We all die alone hahah

Contesting Moses existed is possible, but extremely weird. Contesting Jesus existed is dumb. Contesting Muhammad existed is retarded.

Witty would piss everybody off

Jesus would absolutely steal the show and the three of you would all end up as true believers

This would be great

sheldon from big band
doctor house
rick

haha just imaging it lol

Swift-footed Achilleus
Hektor of the shining helm
Homer

my father before he died
Murray Rothbard
the first person to have successfully traveled to another solar system

>Stefan Molyneux
>Kant
>Marx

My parents when they first met, myself 20 years from now.
Theme: you sure you wanna do this?

Do you have to ask?

So no one would understand each other? Nice

Jesus
Paul
Kierkegaard

>but extremely weird
no

Diogenes
Max Stirner
Ben Stiller

>nietzsche

Enjoy seeing him eating three pounds of fruit.