Thoughts on John Green? Read any of his work? Why do teenage girls floke to this man?

Thoughts on John Green? Read any of his work? Why do teenage girls floke to this man?

>Why do teenage girls floke to this man?

Because teenage white girls are the lowest common denominator in a civilized society, right next to sand niggers..

How do I write for teenage white girls?

his book are of literary merit. they're not better than everything else, they're just worth reading and thinking about. forget what you've heard about him, his best work is thoughtful and worthwhile.

Alaska > Tfios > Katherines > Paper Towns

oh also

he writes in a very accessible manner. if you don't like this, that's fine, but that means you also don't like genre fiction or fun.

Retard

I read the cancer gf one and it was, as others have described, a John Hughes movie in novel form. I like John Hughes movies so I liked the book.

Veeky Forums gets triggered by John Green's popularity among teen girls because psueds and their incapability of getting laid in high school.

I've read most of his work. His first two( Alaska and PT) are basically the same story. AAOK is dull is and Trios is
The only one I can rec is Will Grayson Will Grayson but he only wrote half. I probably wouldn't be reading his newest though.

TFiOS*

>No skill
>Subpar prose
>Write generic garbage aimed for brainless teenagers
>Industrial writer, writing mental junkfood for brainturds
>what do you guys think about him? XD

Can you cancerposters just die already?

>I don't like an author
>thus, everyone who likes this author should die

Your opinions, they're... so valuable.

>Explain why this author is utter garbage
>I-Its just y-your opinion! he is not just a mainstream industrial shitter!

If I wanted to read pandering bullshit romances, I'd at least pick Nicholas Sparks because his prose is bearable

>hurdurr ive had sex

what an argument

The only person I've met that reads John Green is a fourteen year old girl, that considers herself a "feminist".

He goes great with Finnegan's Wake

>Just as the Bradys were getting locked in jail, Lara randomly asked me, “Have you ever gotten a blowjob?”
>“Um, that’s out of the blue,” I said.
>“The blue?”
>“Like, you know, out of left field.”
>“Left field?”
>“Like, in baseball. Like, out of nowhere. I mean, what made you think of that?”
>“I’ve just never geeven one,” she answered, her little voice dripping with seductiveness. It was so brazen. I thought I would explode. I never thought. I mean, from Alaska, hearing that stuff was one thing. But to hear her sweet little Romanian voice go so sexy all of the sudden...
>“No,” I said. “I never have.”
>“Think it would be fun?”
>DO I!?!?!?!?!?!?! “Um. yeah. I mean, you don’t have to.”
>“I think I want to,” she said, and we kissed a little, and then. And then with me sitting watching The Brady Bunch, watching Marcia Marcia Marcia up to her Brady antics, Lara unbuttoned my pants and pulled my boxers down a little and pulled out my penis.
>“Wow,” she said.
>“What?”
>She looked up at me, but didn’t move, her face nanometers away from my penis. “It’s weird.”
>“What do you mean weird?”
>“Just beeg, I guess.”
>I could live with that kind of weird. And then she wrapped her hand around it and put it into her mouth.
>And waited.
>We were both very still. She did not move a muscle in her body, and I did not move a muscle in mine. I knew that at this point something else was supposed to happen, but I wasn’t quite sure what.
>She stayed still. I could feel her nervous breath. For minutes, for as long as it took the Bradys to steal the key and unlock themselves from the ghost-town jail, she lay there, stock-still with my penis in her mouth, and I sat there, waiting.
>And then she took it out of her mouth and looked up at me quizzically.
>“Should I do sometheeng?”
>“Um. I don’t know,” I said. Everything I’d learned from watching porn with Alaska suddenly exited my brain. I thought maybe she should move her head up and down, but wouldn’t that choke her? So I just stayed quiet.
>“Should I, like, bite?”
>“Don’t bite! I mean, I don’t think. I think—I mean, that felt good. That was nice. I don’t know if there’s something else.”
>“I mean, you deedn’t—”
>“Um. Maybe we should ask Alaska.”
>So we went to her room and asked Alaska. She laughed and laughed. Sitting on her bed, she laughed until she cried. She walked into the bathroom, returned with a tube of toothpaste, and showed us. In detail. Never have I so wanted to be Crest Complete.
>Lara and I went back to her room, where she did exactly what Alaska told her to do, and I did exactly what Alaska said I would do, which was die a hundred little ecstatic deaths, my fists clenched, my body shaking. It was my first orgasm with a girl, and afterward, I was embarrassed and nervous, and so, clearly, was Lara, who finally broke the silence by asking, “So, want to do some homework?”

You posted a picture of Daniel fucking Tosh, dude. Even if you’re smarter than the guy you’re attacking, you can do better than Daniel fucking Tosh.

Jesus Christ, man. Why even post a picture at all? That’s what the other boards are for.

This.

Tosh is the poor man's Jeselnik.

very red pilled, my friend

i knew a girl
> she loved that book
> then she went to a big city to study
> become a whore, sucked every 50 year old gypsy drug dealers dick in a 10 mile radius
> dropped out of art school
> sold tampons in a pharmacy
> found a naive politician, made him invest all his money in a farm
> became a feminist
> left him
> now he has a farm and minus 30K euro

I read Looking For Alaska and it was reasonably fine entertainment. Reminded me a little bit too much of how it felt to be young though

DO I!?!?!?!?!?!?!

post feet

dropping red pills left, right and centre. well done my friend

>Thoughts on John Green?
It's good for YA-lit standards.
>Read any of his work?
I've read every solo book of his. Looking For Alaska is the best one. Katherines is trash, Paper Towns and TFiOS are ok.
>Why do teenage girls floke to this man?
He writes about teenage life with an acessible language and relatable topics for a general audience.

>Love triangle
>Main character chooses the wrong partner
It's really easy, actually

>you may have made a sound argument but alas, the image you posted disagrees with me and your argument is now forfeit

fairly cringey but desu I think it captures the way of a first blowjob pretty well. my first time i went with a group of a girls to some brush in the local park while 2 kept watch for people and gave ur a briefing and then me and the third went in and she sucked my dick.

Cringy dialogue, “I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it”.

Yikes.

Is this some sort of John Green eternal thread? Every time I post a new thread mods delete it but this one seems immune to mod's action.

Having read a couple of his books because people kept giving them to me, Katherines is pretty funny and clever at times, I don't really like any of the others.

>DO I!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Why on Earth did he think this was a good idea?

Probably the success of his other novels.