How do I get into reading?

How do I get into reading?
Whenever I try reading, I promise to read at least one chapter. Once that chapter is done, I release a huge sigh of relief knowing that I no longer have to read anymore.

You keep doing that, then eventually you die

find something you like reading, which is easy to understand. Dr. Seuss' books have good content and are very easy to read.

Promise yourself to read at leats the entire book.

Read what you want to read.
Jesus Christ no dumb questions my ass

My job forces me to use autoreaders, I use it for non-fiction and it works pretty great.

Basically audiobooks, but not for books that require alot of contemplation.

This desu. Start with children's books. I'm dead serious. Develop a habit.

Why read the book when I can watch a 2 hour movie as opposed to taking 2 weeks/months to read a book?

What you actually said:

"Why engage my mind in a deep process of thinking and imagination when I can spend 2h watch a movie like a zombie?" :D you are all that's wrong with society today :D:D:D:D

got em