>top 3 books >job>major

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>Sound and the Fury
>Gravity's Rainbow
>The Iliad
>Human Intelligence Collector
>Philosophy

>Stoner, Lolita, Shogun
>Non-emergent medical transport
>Nursing

>Petersburg
>Gravity’s Rainbow
>J R
>Waiter
>Russian language/literature

>thus spoke zarathustra
>portrait of the artist as a young man
>notes from underground
>psychology

>The Castle
>The Trial
>War & War
>Attorney
>Philosophy and English lit

I just finished the first chapter, does it get better?

>The Sound and the Fury
>King Lear
>Wuthering Heights

What should I major in?

>Poopoo
>peepee
>poopoopeepee
>professional pee-guzzler
>poopology

A real patrician's Patrician. What are you doing on this board, fine gentleman that you are?

are you me?

> Principia Mathematica (Bertrand Russel)
> Meditations (Marcus Aurelius)
> Fallout Equestria (Kkat)

> Financial Consultant
> Corporate Investment Banking post-grad

t. the dude posting the pics of fanfic hardcovers

being my bf

J R
Of human bondage
Mason and Dixon
Manager at the yogurt store. Major none post secondary is for faggots.

>Anna Karenina, Oblomov, Hamlet
>receptionist
>biochemisty and molecular biology

>Brothers Karamazov
> Steppenwolf
> The Sickness unto Death

> Homeless person
> Computer Science

>corporate investment banking
found the guy who couldnt get into IB and has a huge chip on his shoulder about it

>moby dick
>don quixote
>ulysses

>management consultant
>finance

Not really. I did M&A several years ago. Agreed, however, it wasn't for me. I like to have free time for my hobbies.

Consulting allows me a better work/life balance.

>Meditations
>Paradise Lost
>The Three Theban Plays

>Computer Technician, recently contracted by two new hospitals in local cities
>Modern Language

I hate my career and plan on changing my life up soon

1) King James Bible
2) Complete Shakespeare
3) The Divine Comedy
>Computer Science Student, formerly English and Classics major

>King Lear, Abaddón el exterminador, Gilgamesh
>English language teacher and translator
>English Literature

>Notes From Underground
>Siddhartha
>White Fang
>Student/part-timer
>Hoping I get accepted into the nursing programme I applied for. I want to be a psych nurse.

Cool

The Three Theban Plays
What do you think about the Oresteia in comparison? I feel I am in an extremely small minority of people who prefer the Oresteia to the Theban Plays.

are you an asian social climber/gunner?

Of what? Personally I think all those books are best in or near the middle.

DATA MINING THREAD

reminder to make one or more fake posts

>Moby-Dick
>Anna Karenina
>Absalom, Absalom!
>bar supervisor
>lol

>Brothers Karamazov
>Iliad
>The Star Rover
>fucking high school faggot

Oops lmao, I meant Stoner.

>Dubliners
>The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With the Sea
>A Moveable Feast

>English Major

If you don't really like the sound of what you learn in the first two or three paragraphs you might not light it. Once Edith comes into the picture things really start to pick up and get unfortunate.

Satyricon
Montaigne
Cervantes
>Artisan Baker
English Lit\Euro Hist to 1453
German minor

Quixote
The Castle
The Fall
Student
Mathematics

Skeat's
OED
KJV
clown
economics, English grad

> The Tale of Genji, Another Country, The Border Crossing Trilogy.
>Veterinary assistant
>Biological Anthropology.

climbing is for the people who aren't already at the top

don't talk to me or my wife's inheritance ever again

Ulysses
One hundred years of Solitude
Paradise Lost

NEET

You forgot literary ambitions

Why don't you apply your intelligence? You have your roots in hell, now your branches can reach heaven .

>moby dick, blood meridian, the general of the dead army
>translations
>translator

I'm good tebehe

The Border Trilogy. The Crossing is the best out of all 3, but it does not lend the series its name. All the Pretty Horses was sorta weak tho.

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR DATAMINING

>One Thousand and One Nights
>Persepolis
>Reading Lolita in Tehran

I am a writer, but I studied philosophy and then law.

Apply in what way?

>Brothers Karamazov
>IJ (Unironically)
>As I Lay Dying
>Fry Cook at TGI Friday's
>Nigga I drop frozen shit into hot oil all day you think I went to college? I have lost all sensation in my hands

Dubliners, Solaris, Crime and punishment.
Clinical Psych
Psychology

>Human Intelligence Collector
In your own words, what even in the fuck is this job?

always nice to meet a fellow joyce scholar

>phantom tollbooth
>eugene onegin
>flashman
>lecturer
>history

>Count Of Monte Cristo
>Catch-22
>Stoner
>Cleaner
>Lol

>Brothers Karamazov
>War and Peace
>Storm of Steel

>Welder/laborer
>College drop out

>Storm of Steel
>Welder/laborer
>College drop out
Of course.

Artificios, Pedro Páramo, Le Morte d'Arthur
>Market Research
>Chemical Engineer

>Spring Snow
>Atlas Shrugged
>Lord of the Rings

>Metallurgical engineering

Help me user why is my taste in books so bad

>Books
On the Genealogy of Morality
Dubliners
Crime and Punishment
>Job
University student (unemployed)
>Major
Maritime Studies

He reads books.

>Crown and country
>Candide
>The Romanovs

Compliance officer at a mental health recruitment agency

so you are asian though?

I talk to people real good for the government.

Wozu liest man In Stahlgewittern? Was nimmt man daraus mit?

Accounting
Accounting

Western Esoteric Traditions by NGC
Children of Lucifer (Oxford Pub)
American Creation by Ellis

>having favourites
>having a job
>going to university
Why would you do this to yourself?

Ask your parents this same question.

They were teenagers on drugs I think I already know the answer to that question.

I have no job nor major because I'm not working nor studying.

Just kill me.

> The Fall
> Notes from the underground
> Stoner

19 y/o highschool dropout that will finally be finishing it this year (europe), most likely going into journalism. Would've been a full-blown robot or completely dead inside if it wasn't for discovering literature.

The Scorpion God (Golding), Plutarch's Lives, Odyssey
Physics researcher
^

Because you're a materialist. Experiment with drugs or something.

>Stoner
>Moby Dick
>2666

>Compliance Analyst

>Philosophy, Comparative Literature double major, French minor

Never seen anyone else in compliance in these threads. What kind of stuff do you work on and do you enjoy it?

woops that's an embarrassing mistake. The Crossing is my favorite as well, although I personally enjoyed all three.

I basically harass nurses into giving me all the documents they need to start work. Should be an easy task but nurses are the stupidest, greediest cunts I've ever met.

But I really enjoy it and work with a good bunch of boy.

What about you my man?

>In Search of Lost Fime by Marcel Proust; The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoevsky; Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by Joyce
>Marketing consultant
>Communication

The Trial, Stoner, Montaigne's Essais
Student (jobless)
History and literature

>The Stranger
>Crime & Punishment
>White Noise

>Computer Science

I don't speak German.

>The Border Trilogy
>That's its.
>I read this dropped out of uni (history/politics) and started working on the railways. I now climb oil rigs.

>Under the Volcano
>Paradise Lost
>Mason & Dixon

>I wish I had a job

>Engineering Physics

>Ficciones
>Crime & Punishment
>The Myth of Sisyphus

>Math

>Journey at the end of the night
>the painted bird
>in search of lost time

>philosophy
>I married an old very rich lady

He's either lying, or he collects data in a cubicle making dick shit.

yes, Asians are no life chinks, unironically.
Westernized Asians are like niggers with intelligence and a lack of libido.

the cycle continues

I noticed your job sucks.

It's a joke to say that he is the nsa guy keeping LIT under check.

>Old Man and the Sea
>Dr Faustus
>Botchan
Work for big pharma putting the autism into eye drops
Biochemistry

>what did he mean by this?

Do you have to make sex to her?

She in here 60s, I mostly masturbate her two to three times a week. It's very boring. She is into bdsm and sex parties so we do those often and I get to fuck hot girls when that happens. I get a lot of clothes and a lot of luxury and everything I want and I'm set for life. So it's a good life.

You mean you have to rub her off?
No sex?
How old are you?

Yeah I just rub her off, kiss her, suck her tits. Sex occasionally but it was more at the beginning of the relationship and it wasn't easy.

I'm 30, we met when I was 27. She owns a gallery in meatpacking and I was trying to get a show. She told me I was worthless as an artist and actually proposed that she would take care of me and I said yes.

I eventually pushed for wanting more security so we got married with no prenup. So now I'm more rich then I would have ever imagined becoming.

Funny enough: I read Kosinski also because he was married to a rich heiress.

>six four
>stoner
>butchers crossing
>in no order
majors in creative writing with my pre dental requirements as well.
i do denture work in a lab.

I'm not having kids though, I'm organizing my community to better the lives of everyone involved.
Having a favourite anything is just stupid I'm sorry.

Enjoy growing up.

Is it immature to use my time to help people?

Thanks user, it won't help me this time, but NEXT time I will be able to utter a chuckle.

Also, asl?

What do you get out of refusing to call this a job?

It's an immature endeavor.
Only the seasoned and wise should devote their time to others.
Your youth is about yourself.
Fix your life, then others.

Not paid.

Why not both?

Why not get paid for it then? I'm sure whatever it is you a doubt to help people you could be better at it with training and then get paid appropriately.

I'm this guy