The Republic
Or:
>Thrasymachus Got Beat The Fuck Down.
Alternate book titles
The Road
Or:
>Everything Is Terrible Until You Die: There's No God and We Are His Prophets
Blood Meridian
Or:
>Yep We're Going To Kill That Too: Praying For The Protagonists Death
Or:
>Check Out My Photo Album Of Dead Slopes: No More Sucky-Sucky For You
Ebin!
Or:
>Nobody Else Did Anything: JSOC Carries Iraq and Afghanistan On Its Back
Or:
>Swords And Arrows?:Read This Agonizing Description Of A Forest First
Crime And Punishment
Or:
>Raskolnikov Was A Lazy Bitch
Infinite Jest, Or, The Modern Gravity's Rainbow
If on a winter's night a traveler
Or;
>Requiem for a Manic Pixie Dream Narrator
One Soldiers War by Arkady Babchenko
Or:
>Chechnya Is A Place Where All The Nightmares Live by Genocider Mc-Loves-War
Hamlet
Or;
>How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Imitate Christ
Heart Of Darkness
Or:
>Faffing About In A Boat Trying To Find A Grumpy Kraut
It worked didn't it.....oh wait it for sure didn't fucking work
Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Or;
>Moby-Dick (Abridged)
wat
Kek
>Twilight of the Idols
or
How to Philosophize with a Hammer xDDD
Typhoon
Or:
>Chinese Lives Don't Matter
Animorphs (any one)
Or
>You're A Useless Child Unless You Can Turn Into A Bug Or Some Shit
IT by Stephen King
Or
>Hope You Like Kids Fucking
The Stand
Or:
>Here's A 1200+ Page Tribute To Stephen King Getting Fucked Up
Lord Jim
Or:
>Dude Needs To Chill
Philosophical Investigations
>This Game is Stupid, I Don't Wanna Play Anymore
Or
How to root for a pedophile
Or
Mid-life Crisis: parisian hippie edition.
Suttree
Or:
>Oh Right That Dude Fucks Melons.
Suttree
Or:
>How To Be A Southern Vagrant And Befriend Your Local Retarded Melon Fucker
kek
Leviathan
or
>Shut the fuck up and obey the king.
Symposium
Or:
>What is Love ?: a discussion among gay friends
The Old Man and The Sea
Or
Baseball, Fish and Death Among Vaguely Homoerotic Cubans
The Demon in the Freezer, or: the Iranians will probably kill us all with smallpox one day
Underworld
or
Dude Garbage Lmao
New yorker already did this and did it better you lose Veeky Forums
jej
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The Great Gatsby
Or:
> The Sorrows of Young Werther but in USA so everyone is dick
wew this thread sure is funny lads, top tier comedy please do go on
Notes from Underground
Or
> tfw too intelligent
The Myth of Sisyphus
Or
>Still Pushin' That Rock
moby dick
or
the whale
Your mother
this one actually got me
Fuck this is too real. I'm a few hundred pages in and all of my wat.
...
What is love?: baby, do not hurt me, do not hurt me, anymore.
Gravity's Rainbow: Reads Catch 22 once
Or:
>Business, Cocaine, Sex, and Murder
>Business, Cocaine, Sex, and Murder
I'd buy any album named that.
The Stranger
Or
>Did He Fire Six Shots? Or Only Five?
>No Country For Old Men
or
>Any Average Tuesday In Mexico
>Heart Of Darkness
or
>Black People Are Mysterious And Savage, And Easily Scared By Loud Noises
>The Hobbit
or
>Dwarves Are Stubborn Jerks: A Memoir Of An Unpleasant Trip To Fantasy Scotland
>let's leave all our kids to die on earth lol, also the minute a man assumes a position of power it's because of the patriarchy
> let's break the fourth wall for lolz and write half the book in made-up code to put readers out of the story