I would suck a cock anyway

I would suck a cock anyway.

/thread

lmao, this is great

taste the schlong of globalism smug trash

hope they all die soon

"We can still gather like good neighbors,
shower at the Y, dress in vintage professor vests. All adjuncts
could march away from campuses across America, all at once. Our

signs would say: “Equal pay for equal work” or show a photo of our
dog the neighbors poisoned with crack. Teach Frederick Douglass, keep
the words of Red Jacket ringing in the students’ ears. Then all adjuncts
rise, declare higher ed. subsumed by oligarchy, fated
to perpetrate U.S. domestic violence, PTSD from bed bugs. Neighboring
countries scoff at us for throwing the water out with the bathtubs

until the sea to shining sea rises with voters gunning for a wall, shooting up tubs
of higher thought, piles of Emerson lectures, MLK speeches, tomes of words our
country has whittled into memes. What will Facebook say—what will the neighbors
think when students throng behind all of us marching and chanting, keeping
our backs turned to the dumbing down, resuming control of our fate,
ever-snipping the strings that bind our forefathers’ Declaration to hypocrisy. "

this is some sort of fetish

I have no sympathy for these leftist humanities academics. These are people who would've been too stupid to go to university 40 years ago. How are they so dumb or deluded enough to not see that humanities academia is a scam? You are mostly judged based on the prestige of your university.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>there are some students out there who can pay to fuck their professors' assistants
Why is my dingdong bulging out?

>Fully grown adults who works adjunct after adjunct position, never get the lecturer/faculty job, keep trying into their fifties and even sixties, have and develop no other skills, refuse to take a high school teaching job with more security

Don't listen to these sob stories. These people just aren't worth what they wish they were.

You have to respect their commitment to take it right to the end though. For everything else they're not quitters

"Oh shit the assistant professors are threatening to strike, it'll shut the entire city down!"

There is literally nothing respectable about attempting to be a tenured college welfare queen for 40 years without realizing you just aren't a good teacher and you should have done something else 30 years ago instead of resorting to sucking cock to be alive you absolute fucking mental case

I wonder if you'll be saying the same thing in 40 years when you're applying to have your neetbux renewed

Yeah respected wasn't the right word. Impressed is what I mean. Like "Wow I'm impressed you fit that entire thing up there"

Why would anyone pay to fuck a woman who looks like that?

It's actually a man.

So you can write about it?

In 40 years I won't be sucking cock to make ends meet you retarded college freshman

>40 years without realizing you just aren't a good teacher

kek, you've never set foot in an university, right? Do you really think that how good of a professor you are is the criteria used to assign tenured positions? How naive. Almost as naive as this guy God, burgers are the worst.

t. failed academic

These people are perfectly capable of getting middle class jobs. They've just romanticized poverty and struggle. They picture themselves as being a poor 19th century radical living in some garret with a prostitute. Fuck off.

He's absolutely right. There's almost no cultural value in most of academia today. Non-technical knowledge has to be self-taught nowadays.

I know Academia is no meritocracy but not being a fucking idiot helps

>without realizing you just aren't a good teacher
Huh? Why on earth do you think being a good -teacher- is the way to get tenure?

>paid for by the Bill and Melinda foundation

Daily reminder there is a non-zero chance your precious university system will collapse in the next 50 years and a large amount of the populace will cheer that on. Academia and the education system is about as hated as the media. Both are arrogant, smug institutions that delusionally think they are competent at what they do.

user didn't say that. The point is that your standard of teaching has very little to do with how well you do in an academic career.

Absolutely, everyone I've shown this story to and just laughing their heads off. Chickens coming home to roost

Still doesn't excuse the supidty of those adjucts

Not failed, I'm just aware of how much shit every tenured professor will have to smear on other people's lives in order to get where he is.

>t. cultureless burger

This is just you assuming that everyone who is not tenured in colleges is a fucking idiot. It's a generalization you've made up.

Good, since I'm not going to work in the university institution. Also I'm not a burger, higher education is always managed coherently in my native country (but sure, we are the plebs because we have to pay like 15$/6 months to make it work, and you guys are geniuses because your entire educational system is based on a trillion dollar debt: spare me the mental gymnastics).

You can't choose voluntary poverty and then expect sympathy.

I have more sympathy for illegal aliens stealing all the carpenter jobs (but they still have to go back)

Why would I go to university? I make 80k a year already lol.
Enjoy your loans and your BA rag.
Can I get some extra ketchup?

It's all self-inflicted. Divorced women (women intitiate 92% of divorces), single moms, women who got their degree in their 40s, women who got interested in unpopular or highly competitive fields. They're the female version of NEETs who never wanted to get a real job.

They're also all women, which says a lot.

Americans are too busy paying to upkeep an actual military to make sure you faggot's aren't invaded by Muslims quicker than you already are

1500$ in monthly rent???? Why does she live in a penthouse?

Your anti-Americanism doesn't change the fact that the reason the lion's share of the best-rated schools in the world are in the US is because we aren't forced to pay for useless women to sit around and play professor for a living.

She must be teaching in Manhatten

One of them lives communally in one of the richest parts of New York City. They want to be poor.

I think it said Silicon Valley. Not cheap there.

Yes you will.

Isn't that standard for an apartment in the non-ghetto parts of most major cities? It is on the east coast

Yes, that person is obviously living in nowhereville Middle America.

I'm in south Jersey. I pay 1100 for 800 square foot one bedroom. I have a washer/dryer, parking space, and the complex has a fitness center and swimming pool

It's obviously area-dependent. My brother pays nearly $3000 a month for that in DC.

quads never lie

it is financially preferable for universities to employ adjuncts rather than tenured professors

you mum sounds like a cruel and heartless woman

m8 its gonna be the fourth reich in about a decade, as sad as that is I'm really, really looking forward to shooting a nazi in the face, its the only thing stopping me from killing myself

The academy keeps aged boomers on the payroll and uses ajunct slave labor and have the audacity to line their pockets for "administration." Good or bad has nothing to do with it, it's rigged against absolutely anyone who wants in.

Is there even any prestige in being a professor anymore? They don't make a ton of money, they aren't the most intellectually gifted people around, they have less influence than most artists and journalists. What's the point in suffering this much to break into a mediocre profession?

You really can't grasp the nobility of educating the youth? Should we really blame people for giving us for free a service that is absolutely necessary in any concievable non-barbaric society? Should we really treat them with contempt?

Veeky Forums is becoming more anti-intellectual by the day. Very weird, I wonder what demographic, which has apparently recently infiltrated Veeky Forums, might have any beef with academic professors and scholars. Mmmhhhh...

>tips MAGA hat

The problem is that it's an antiquated service. Anyone is perfectly able to look up the sum total of human knowledge at any time on their phone, and the guiding and curating of information that good professor is capable of doing isn't worth the ideological baggage of his radical 60s political activism that he wants to vicariously re-live through his students.

Great news, now we just need to round them all up and shoot them in the neck with a captive bolt gun.

>*tips black cock*

thanks obama

>Veeky Forums is becoming more anti-intellectual by the day

Anti-academic is not anti intellectual
Like for what you're saying why not start a YouTube channel to educate people on a topic or just be a try hard cunt on a forum. I guarantee I've thought people more shitposting on here than most of these women ever will

Why won't they just quit and find a job in the industry?

The Gender Studies industry?

So you can laugh at her misery.

I don't know, whatever her chosen field of study is. I mean, there are stories of PhD students being snatched by Google or Facebook for seven figure salaries. Somebody must be willing to employ her services.

>after you
There are black people in USA too, dumb Murican.

>nobility of educating the youth
I would wager whatever gibberish she's peddling in her capacity as a professor is less educational than playing League of Legends all day.

My Brooklyn apt costs 4200 a month lol.
Anyway I know some escorts, they make like 40 to 80k a month lol

>Somebody must be willing to employ her services.

Dude there are so many degrees that are literally worth toilet paper outside Academia, McDonalds wouldn't hire these women

lol

One of them has an MBA and works as an escort because there is no way she could make that kind of money at 26. She plans in doing 5 years in the biz and then start her own business with the savings.

People don't know how much money has the 1%, they tell me of guys who get 4 or 5 girls that cost 2k an hour and travel with them for a whole week.

>One of them has an MBA

MBAs are worthless, the only use of getting one is you get to network with rich idiots and thats a quickly closing door after graduation

As I drive along the freeway
foot stuck to the pedal
I see these shapes
purple green purple teal green purple red red purple teal green green red
red purple
these smidges fly past me
red light stops me
smidges become professors
brightest minds of our generation roaming african american streets looking for an angry idée fixe
green light
my foot stomps the pedal
I'm going to be late for work
they will be there later
not all are blobs

Yeah and that's why they are incredibly profitable. Can you imagine any other position that makes you 500k a year fresh out of school?

Usefulness never pays as much as connections.

>Yeah and that's why they are incredibly profitable.

Profitable if you're Chad Hamilton not so much if you're just some stupid old bat

What kind of fucked up universities do people ITT go to?

I guess you're all Yanks, otherwise all this bullshit is just that, bullshit. Your academia might suck, but that's not true for most of Europe. Yet, the underpaid prof seems to be the universal symbol for Academia worldwide. There are valuable men and women teaching for way less than they're worth outside of burgerland, and that's a problem.

How many Jews are in your country?

Damn Yanks blabbering about their problems. Don't complain if your country's goals today are no more muh Democracy but just money and power.

Up to 200.000 according to data from a few years ago when anti-semitism had a short renassaince. That's roughly 2% of the population.

There's about 120.000 thousand in the capital, which is ~7% of its population.

I sincerely question your idea that your Academia is any better than America's then

>muh Democracy but just money and power.
You say this as if it's a bad thing. Democracy is predicated on the false notion that everyone should have an equal say over how a particular country's run, but money and power are absolutely real.

I'd say that in return I sincerely question your idea that the Jews are behind the failure of your academia, but I won't, because I know it's bullshit.

Keep blaming the juice instead of identifying the problem and working on a solution, Yank. The people need a boogeyman. You do you.

>Yank. The people need a boogeyman. You do you.

The irony in this post

Im a lit professor and a department chair and I make $160k a year. It's their own faults.

I could've said user and it would mean the same. He is a Yank, so I called him a Yank. I did not make him or Americans a boogeyman.

Work on your reading comprehension.

>Democracy is predicated on the false notion that everyone should have an equal say over how a particular country's run
>"the land of the free and the home of the brave"

Nice cognitive dissonance 'Murica

>I did not make him or Americans a boogeyman.

And I'm sure you never do

Former department chair* I meant, kept the pay though LMAO

>Keep blaming the juice instead of identifying the problem and working on a solution

I don't believe there is a solution, I just want to accelerate the collapse. Making people aware of how nepotistic and subersive Jews are is a way of mobilizing people against the far wider degenerate self serving groups that Jews serve as a figurehead for.
I hope to see them all up in flames

Democracy is anti-freedom. It's a tyranny of the majority. The founders of America thought of "democracy" as being a dirty word, and preferred to the country be perceived as a constitutional republic, i.e. a nation ruled by laws and institutions rather than by people.

In a truly free society my rights wouldn't be put up for a vote.

We are on 4chin, we make boogeymanz all the time. See also OP's post:
>Would you suck cock and live in a trailer park to be a Professor of Literature?
Which implies that "anyone who wants to have a career in Humanities is a fucking loser".

People can say that all they want mate. If you're in the humanities and you care about what you're doing you can succeed.

>Which implies that "anyone who wants to have a career in Humanities is a fucking loser".

I mean if you're having to suck cock to pay rent thats falls pretty squarely in the loser bracket

ayy I am a professor of literature and have to live with my parents. Send help

Holyshit you're in Belarus, thats hardcore

>I mean if you're having to suck cock to pay rent thats falls pretty squarely in the loser bracket

Quod erat demonstrandum.

That was me a few years ago. You might have to apply to teach at places where you don't want to live.

>Democracy is anti-freedom. It's a tyranny of the majority. The founders of America...

Plato please burn that shitty book about muh philosophers-led Republic and leave the Athenians alone.

I did. They told me they liked me, but it was a 600 euro part time job and took 2 hours to go there.
I'm looking for a decent job so I can settle. If everything goes wrong I may go to China. Their job offers are much better for good English teachers.

Not an argument

If you like democracy so much I know a website where even the posts are democratically censored

True. I taught in China for a couple summers when I was younger. It wasn't bad, but I feared for my life every time I crossed a road. I've heard teaching in japan is awful.

I don't and I currently have no reason to do so.

Sounds like you just dislike Jews and shift the fight to a wider area to sound noble in your intentions. You don't have to look hard to find instances of nepotism that have absolutely nothing to do with Jews, yet you pick them as the figurehead.

Why would I particularly dislike the Jews then if not for that reason? There's basically no Jews where I live and still I choose them as the central face

Nope. My country is in the EU, that should give you a vague idea.

Go to Taiwan or S.Korea instead. China is a hellhole and Japan is too strict.

Whoops, applies to