Eat psilocybin mushrooms

>eat psilocybin mushrooms
>suddenly i understand eastern philosophy
wew

>get autism
>suddenly i understand western philosophy
wew

>eat musho
>watch fractal compilation for 12 hours
>wtf happened

I pity the man who passes away without having read the Bhagavad Gita.

>eat bread
>suddenly I understand anarchist philosophy

>he thinks drugs are the path to enlightenment

Okay kiddo, let me know when you grow up and graduate high school. Understanding comes through rigorous study and sober contemplation

> Study mathematics
> Suddenly realize 1/3rd of the people who ever used math in an argument with me were just bullshitting me

>abstain from worldly desires
>spend all my waking hours meditating or tending to meager necessities
>achieve ascetic enlightenment
>realize the true beauty of the tao
>suddenly understand my abstaining is imbalance in and of itself
welp

>rigorous study
>he thinks he understands the tao

rigor? please.

>drink wine
>suddenly I understand Jesus
wew

>got turned on by a girl's fart
>suddenly I understand Finnegans Wake
wew

>tfw living in the past and the future at the same time

>shitpost like theres no tomorrow
>understand Veeky Forumsern philosophy
>starts meta-shitposting

I totally thought the thumbnail was Jesus dipping his dick in the glass.

> eat regular mushrooms
> suddenly i understand babushka's wisdom
wew

>finish a hard wank
>suddenly understand every philosophy

>tfw I can slowly feel myself becoming dumber as my libido returns post-wank

>have a good night's sleep for the first time in 5 years
>wtf the world is actually OK

>take acid
>suddenly Alan Watts lectures don't sound like pseud gibberish

My mind turns to my breath – one
My mind watches my breath – two
My mind turns and watches my breath – three
My mind turns and faces my breath – four
My mind faces my breath – five
My mind studies my breath – six
My mind sees every aspect of the beauty of my breath – seven
My mind watches my breath soothing itself – eight
My mind sees every part of my breath – nine
My breath is not indifferent to itself – ten

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

lol DUDE like you TOTALLY just took something sacred and made a sexual joke out of it so randam soooooo funnah XD XD XD

Underrated

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right?

does it hold up in translation?

was about to order the Upanishads translation by Eknath Easwaran, any thoughts on that translation?