1-Star Amazon Reviews Thread?

Totalitarianism in a Tundra?

Either A Movable Feast or The Secret History

A Song of Ice and Fire?

You can just tell this is from a woman.

No to both.

I can tell you're bad at sex.

No im not. You don't know.

Keep trying, maybe it'll be a pasta someday.

>but all the parts about war were very dry and in my opinion unnecessary

Is that available on Amazon?