She gave me a cryptic note yesterday and forty eight hours to solve it. She is doing a PhD in English and I have a manual job. There has been nothing physical between us so far, only literary talk. If I solve this riddle, she'll take me out for dinner. We are both about the same age but she is miles away from me, intellectually. You understand how important this is, lit...
I need your help. The deadline to unscramble this poem is 1PM Saturday the 30th of Sept EST. And these are the rules:
No Googling whatsoever. I can ask her for two clues (initially three, but I've already used one).
What I know so far: It is a sonnet, with both meter and rhyme. It was originally written in English.
I suspect: Every line might correspond to a scrambled verse, since there are fourteen of them, though I cannot be sure.
(If someone posts the title of the poem, ignore it. Let's try to solve this lyrically and line by line.)
This chick sounds like she thinks she's in a movie or something. She's not worth it bro
Elijah Barnes
Kek? Goggle it then pretend you didn't.
Joseph Cruz
>PhD in English
William Thomas
Just nut on it and give it back, it'll let her know exactly what you're tryna do
Adrian King
Isn't this Shakespeare's Hamlet? The whole thing on one page?
Liam Gutierrez
Her handwriting is really fukkin gay
Brayden Harris
Sonnet 138.
Zachary Walker
tfw OP finds the real deal lit gf but she's too much
Nolan Cruz
damn this is pathetic both her little game and you for taking it serious
Jack Gutierrez
Dude this bitch sounds delusional. If you’re not baiting, was it folded like that when she gave it to you?
Grayson Reyes
When my love swears that she is made of truth
Charles Flores
It really is, I would be much more inclined to actually help if someone took the time to type out what she had to say so I didn't have to squint at her squiggles.
Juan Russell
Where do you even meet people like that.
Gavin Green
i think it's a mans handwriting
Mason Torres
chekker'd also is that an old yellow school chair? love the handwroter, reminds me of basic girl mature ink. aka the ij's have left their heart behind but not far.
on the sherlok shapie chisel tip, tho, uh it seems like maybe the words or lines are deliberately scrambled. or over easy.
i can't break the yolk, yet. if this is canned hash i'm not having it. nor is randy quaid or kelsey grammarian. kayo.
this should be played at high volume, preferably in a residential area
Anthony Bell
idk about what text she is deriving it from, but if it really is written by some chick is sounds like she is saying that, you don't know her, how can you like her, also that you or people in general flatter each other with lies, her true self is being suppressed, where am i going with life, are my habits shit (maybe referring to her lit nerd life). gl friend.
Lucas Taylor
so gay
Adrian Jones
Take this line to look how she scrambled the first and follow the pattern for all of the others I guess. Or just tell her to quit her shit.
Aaron Reyes
that she might think me some untutored youth, unlearned in the world's false subtleties,
Luis Smith
though I do believe her, I know she lies
Ian Long
it's Shakespeare 138 you fucking uncultured illiterate faggots
Carter Gonzalez
We know.
Oliver Carter
Idk OP
Just write something like "No clue, wanna talk about it over coffee?"
