Make a story using six words

Make a story using six words

I had sex with a baby

For babies: never shoes, sale worn.

For Rupi: period shoes, never worn

He left to stretch his legs

Robin was not a conformist

Artist become Nazi Zionists become Jews

A man went to town, then died.

Saw this nigga; swung on him

He grew large eating men.

The tiger is free
Yes
YES

You came. You saw. You died!

Escaped mental patients killed a horse.

Susan hoped never to shit again

Escape the handcuffs - dislocate your thumbs.

all teeth out, a good extraction

squirming young girl, a sad attraction

kek

"I love you", said Adolf Hitler.

I ate a ham-burger for dinner.

Bourbon's low, I bought more bourbon.

Sound's like the lyrics and/or song title for a 90s/early 2000's screamo band. (Particularly a Sass band like Le Shok or Vincent Price's Orphan Powered Death Machine or something)

Note that OP uses six words.

In the beginning was The End.

Torturers have their favourite body area.

Insatiable MILF lustfully inhales hard cock.

The loneliest animal: it is MAN!

Please get your pussy out bitch!

Hey bugs... easy on the carrots

What do you want from me?

I still jerk off to her.

Vol. 2:
Alas. Not at her. Pity. Alas!

Rightfully, truthfully, I am alone again

that feel when no gee eff

Luther Fucked and Married a Nun

"Say this again" said the repeater

In tickertape rain a kiss. Victory!

I lived and died today again

kek'd

last man earth heard knock door

Dying was kinda fun, I'm serious.

He who denied, all but supplied.

I'm gonna look at nun porn

Yes,no, we are fucked anyway

Oh no, no, no, please, no.

At bar to secretly get drunk

Writing letters for the hanging tree.

John wrote a six word story.

I lost my beloved in Vegas

I shit in the apology cake.

My mother called. I didn't answer.

Finally, Tao Lin went to bed.