If you're familiar with Ernest Cline best selling novel Ready Player One, you know that 75% of it is a shitty geek pandering masturbation. We're going one step further, trying to write a novel that's ONLY shitty geek pandering masturbation AND memes.
These tend to be fun but I don't expect much to come out of this
Connor Ramirez
bump
Luke Martinez
do we write it paragraph by paragraph or chapter by chapter?
Justin Phillips
bump
Eli Allen
make the protagonist a nerdy anthropomorphic panda.
Asher Gray
God damn, that has to be the most punchable face I've seen in a good while.
Michael Roberts
Line by line also we can edit other people's lines as we please.
Bentley Taylor
doesn't that defeat the purpose if we can just change anyone's shit?
Jordan Wood
I don't know, you tell me.
Jack Long
Yes, i agree with this plan. If its in some sort of future, he could be a furry who went too far with body modification.
Robert Butler
you wouldn't hit a man with glasses that thick would you?
Sebastian Carter
ok, one thing i've noticed in the text so far is that several parts have been copy and pasted to repeat themselves once or twice. should we delete those or are we supposed to leave them?
Jason Kelly
Yeah, it would be good to clean it up a little.
Dylan Smith
i'll clean it up
Ian Lewis
You should also clean up the parts that are literally just Wikipedia articles.
Kevin Adams
I dunno if those should go just yet. They don't exactly line up with what we're supposed to be doing in the story and more so fall in line with Veeky Forums humor. i'll leave that up to OP
Justin Diaz
Good stuff so far, let's shoot an email to penguin and get this on print once we're done
Ayden Jones
Hypersphere 2 when?
Cameron Anderson
OP here, I agree, no copypasting shit from wikipedia or this thread. We're trying to WRITE the most cringeworthy shit.
Jason Ortiz
should we delete the thing on sexual assault then?
Colton Campbell
We should trim down all the explanations to the references. It's not part of the trope.
Xavier Wilson
>10 pages Ain't have no time to read this shit. Can somebody summarize the plot so far?
Parker Scott
MC decides to become a trap, gets pregnant, and the baby takes revenge on him for being born.
Isaac Richardson
first part is about harry jerking off to a corpse named harry. then harry dies and other harry takes his place cause he wasn't really dead. then hideo kojima arrives minor diversion of attention to Veeky Forums memes, Pynchon and Joyce return to present and harry talks about his trip to japan
that's where im at now, and that's page 5
Justin Lee
Sounds like it's a Nobel prize material.
Michael Powell
Please make his last name Haller
Robert Jenkins
nice trips
Benjamin Ortiz
It's really hard to understand what the fuck is even going on in this story anymore. It's devolving into fragments of stories centered around Veeky Forums memes.
I still like it though...
Luis Jenkins
We'll need an editor in the future, for now let's have fun.
Kevin Cooper
Has everyone stopped?
Andrew Hill
i think it's quiet right now.
Oliver Garcia
I think it's died, I made a copy, I'll probably send it to Brandon Sanderson in tweets
Parker Nelson
It's 20 pages long now. When you started asking questions it was 17 pages.
Jaxon Parker
I wrote two and a half those and I wrote It seemed I was the only one doing anything for like an hour
Chase Sanders
>place cursor over paragraph ready to gurgitate words >someone deletes the whole thing why tho
Daniel Watson
It's to be expected, this is what happened with all of the other projects
Joshua Thomas
masterpiece
Kayden Garcia
it was funny before but you ruined it
Samuel Phillips
Oh, so somebody saved it.
Jeremiah Thomas
I'll unfuck it up then
Liam Ward
you didn't have to do that, my value judgements are worthless for I am nothing but a monster
Joseph Phillips
you are loved, user :)
Camden Allen
loves not worth a damn if it can't be redeemed in handjob form
Parker Fisher
Truly mind-numbing. Good work
James Bailey
>copy and pasted the Molly bloom soliloquy into the doc >now I can't edit I'm sorry lads
Robert Long
It's a good idea to parody it, but probably not at the beginning. The MC should be introduced at the start, so everyone writing can use him without having to read 60+ pages.
Landon Bennett
only makes sense something written by Veeky Forums turns out to be an indecipherable mess of memes and inside jokes.
Brayden Howard
Jolly good effort mates.
Gabriel Bennett
Ha ha ha, no. Have you read Hypersphere?
Aaron Mitchell
you ruined it, you're gonna have to supply the 5 grand to get it (self)published now
Jeremiah Rogers
I deleted it all desu.
Benjamin Collins
I deleted you desu
Jose Flores
Does anybody have a backup?
Isaiah Harris
one sec
Jonathan Cook
Ok, that's better.
Nathaniel Lewis
...
Carson Martinez
I deleted it again desu.
Cameron Adams
fuck you
Sebastian Carter
>tfw certain paragraphs were actually good but it;s now gone
Colton Garcia
It can be restored but theres no point until this kid goes to school/bed. Someone has become entirely lost though
Eli Rodriguez
what the fuck is that last sentence, Am I on shrooms?
Oliver Powell
Are you?
Brandon Davis
who can say?
Julian Parker
It was during the charlie hebdo attacks when I first read Totalitarism in a Tundra. I thought I'd share.
Jack Sanchez
What sentence?
Lucas Davis
>Someone has become entirely lost though
David Bailey
This is actually entertaining to read, the first few pages at least.
Oliver Cox
Anyone even still here lads? I'm just adding author's notes to the memes now.
Luis Thompson
yes I posted the Alex jones poem
Oliver Murphy
Please add a TN note to the purple poem
Hunter Sanchez
this is good so far
John Clark
Already the greatest novel of the century, quite possibly of the millenium too.
Austin Fisher
a veritable tour de force
Carson Moore
Adding a paragraph here and there every few hours.
Noah Turner
so has the story been edited to coherency yet? also, can we please keep the name Infinite Jest 2, or should we save that for another project?
Jace Russell
I managed to save the most recent version possible before it got vandalised.
don't even ask him. just ignore the underage and he'll go away.
Dominic Butler
We shouldn't be allowed to delete any of this if its going to work.
Jaxson Ward
if you can in most recent edits you can restore old versions
Jacob Collins
Everyone should have backups at this point tbhfamalam. I have. Anyway, once we get to 300 pages (lol) we should find one person to edit it.
Luke Sullivan
do you guys think we can get spielberg to direct this?
Cameron Young
>he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board >he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board >he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board >he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board >he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board >he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board >he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board
Josiah Edwards
I thought about Quentin Tortelloni
Austin Baker
>go to read anons work >someone has deleted it and replaced it with culture of critique
Jaxson Bailey
I thought some was always lost when they delete it but you can get everything back. I found some stuff I though was lost yesterday which is nice.
Kayden Cook
these guys soon lose interest, dw it'll be back soon
Thomas Campbell
Wes Anderson has already optioned it
Gabriel King
I just wanted to say that from what I've already read it's the best thing Veeky Forums ever written.
Josiah Brown
is there anyway we can get this kid out of the doc? he's trying to be funny by deleting the text and replacing it with essays on judaism cause jews lol! we're on Veeky Forums so we must get triggered by jews right?
we're sticking to this one right now. anons are working hard to make copies of new text whenever it appears. my suggestion, write your stuff in a separate doc and copy paste it to the google one when your done so you don't lose progress.
Owen Rodriguez
OP here. Is there a better tool for collab writing? Something to weed out the trolls?
Cooper Mitchell
you don't actually lose progress, I thought you did but it saves constantly so its alright
Joseph Robinson
i'd say we set up a private doc invite only for the next couple hours or so work on it there and if the kid gets in and starts deleting shit, we'll have one or two back up saves.