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this is the fictional restaurant & bar thread. Please re-direct all fictional restaurant & bar threads here.

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>tfw you’ll never have a place where everybody knows your name

Not a restaurant, but I've always wanted to go shopping here.

>YOOOO MR. WHITE

cornetto?

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It's not actually that hard to become an alcoholic

all you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ

>you fight like a dairy farmer

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The Hub from That 70's Show.

>that Mitch Hedberg filename

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Don't I know it... I have my own personal Cheers and while I love it there, the owner sure as hell isn't running a health club.

>that quote is from frasier :X

"I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like 'Dude, you have to wait.'"

ONLY 90S KIDS WILL GET THIS REFERENCE!

Phoenix Wright, anyone?

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these two are real though

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>tfw no chock'lit shoppe where you and your best gal can go to split a malted

>how appropriate, you fight like a cow

Still can't believe they got away with this