Yfw someone throws out your food from the employee fridge

You type "cus" instead of "because" and type long-ass sentences without punctuation. I think you were the asshole in this situation.

SANDWICH

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>tfw I keep all the shit from the fridge and freezer I clean out that's still good
Date your shit next time like it says in big bold lettering on the front of the fridge, idiot.

>tfw throw away coworkers food from the fridge

> tfw Dwayne "The Soy" Johnson is now a Soy Boy
feelsbadman

>When the office beta gets you fired by being passive aggressive for being too much of an alpha
>The type of behavior an HR department of liberal art majors foster

I would bet money you are known in your office as the bitchy dickhead that got Cornelius fired

>Soy Boy
I don't think you understand what that means

That's why I keep my food in my bag.

>Tfw you work in the hospitality industry and never dealt with an employee fridge you just have family meal before service

>cornelius
that's a nigger-american name

don't hate the player hate the game, cuck

>anyone throwing anything away
People just forget their shit in the fridge, where it festers for months until it gets thrown out like a year later

>cornelius

People called that should be fired out of principle. Same with "matthias".

>have gigantic fat-ass roommate
>made too much food, gonna throw it out, didn't enjoy it enough to keep it as left-overs
>"h-hey are you throwing that out??? can i have it?"
>nope, go buy your own food, fatso

It was dated and had my name on it. It was also yogurt and yogurt doesn't ever expire, it just ferments even more. At most, it molds. Ironically, there was pancetta that was sitting in the same drawer for 2 consecutive months that I laughed at every time I saw it. I don't know what idiot put my food in the trash but they are on my shit list.

meant to say
>expired pancetta

Hey I take this personally

>not calling Cornelius "corny"
>not calling Matthias "math"
There is a correct way to bully, user.

Okay we've now attained a new level of pathetic

At my old job there was a cunt manager that would throw everyone's food away at random. Even if it was in a lunchbox that you being every day.
>HURRR THERE'S NO DATE
what do you want me to do? Staple a note to it? Stupid bitch. Everyone hated her.

I put a note on my yogurt after digging it out of the trash. It said "Hey idiot. The expiration date is 2/20. I intend to eat it by then." but in nicer, less passive-aggressive words. Pretty sure our idiot secretary threw it out. What's funny is in the free-to-staff drawer right next to the one my yogurt was in sat extremely moldy parmesan cheese no employee wanted that she neglected to toss.

why would you have parmesan cheese in your office?

Do you not like spaghett or something?

there is something disgustingly guinea about having spaghetti for lunch with co-workers. maybe I'm wrong but it seems wrong

>bottom right
Holy shit that's the best Kingpin cosplay I've ever seen.

Our free-to-staff drawer (and shelf) has condiments and other hygienically dispensed toppings other employees can use to spice up their food they brought from home. It's a pretty cool idea especially when people naturally trade off with who brings in what.

rude and wasteful

>Parmesan cheese
>Office
You are the guy I want to kill.

why do (((we))) give beta males like him main character roles in major films?

I didn't bring it in or use it, nigga.

God damn Theo makes me question my sexuality, what a fucking beautiful human being

who would you cast as a weedy 3 foot homosexual?

I liked him ok as Frodo in LOTR and as Ryan in Wilfred. Also loved his child-actor roles in The Good Son and Radio Flyer. The latter probably being my nostalgia glasses.

that face was born to play a hobbit

they dont trust you anakin

I'd rather watch lotr with every scene except freddo's parts cut off a hundred times than reading a post about soyboys and co again

>The Good Son
Man that was a painfully bad movie

Forgive. I only watched it once. It was an interesting premise not many films have explored in the last 20 years and I thought it was refreshing to have an actual child character be a legitimately sociopathic, cold, evil motherfucker while the innocent child watched unable to do anything about it.

Doesn't make it a good movie, I know. I wonder if there are any films out there that do it better.

I haven't seen that since it came out and I remember thinking it was pretty cool. It upset a lot of mothers. I also remember liking child Elijah Wood in The War. Haven't seen any of these movies in forever tho

>The War
Haven't seen it myself.

Radio Flyer is a kind of film that evokes the misremembered memories of magical experiences in childhood, but there's an underlying theme of child abuse near the end. Honestly, I think I'm partial to it because I had a radio flyer wagon.

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Hasn't he always been a soyboy? Scorpion King was the most soyboy villain in all of the The Mummy movies.

How long did you leave it there for? If its labeled and dated give it a week, after a proper smell test. Otherwise 5 days max. I dont throw out peoples shit unless its obviously ruined.

Some people in my office people leave shit in there untouched for weeks, taking up room for the rest of us. There is still some shit left in their from Office christmas parties that nobody really "owns"

See Idiots don't know yogurt's "expiration date" is when it molds.

>cooking board
>salty cheese smells bad m-mommy!!!

Lol

>someone throws out your food from the employee fridge
>retaliate by throwing out the fridge

You don't have a postcount to bolster with retarded shit here so I honestly don't know why you bothered

My dream job, desu. How much do I get paid?

Lol

>yogurt doesn't ever expire