Webm thread

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>literally bailey jay in the video
>90% of the things listed as negative in this video dont apply to my country

i mean

[internal screaming] DONT INTERACT WITH THE BAIT

People who actually buy into this crap are so fucking retarded.

Who the fuck actually eats diabeetus fuel like this?

>inb4 LA beast eating lamps
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 vegan egg
>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer
>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder
>inb4 Monster melting in lava
>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking
>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme
>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it
>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles
>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera
>inb4 expensive japanese beef box
>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive
>inb4 mosquito patties
>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
>inb4 cute japanese survival food
>inb4 chilli beans fountain
>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with katana
>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs
>inb4 cook cutting a spasming fish
>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole
>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary
>inb4 rolling burning pigs
>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel
>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant
>inb4 cage falling on wild boars
>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments
>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife
>inb4 old school Subway ad
>inb4 skinning a frog
>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony
>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments
>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe
>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible

wow you keep repeating that in all the webm threads, you are one dedicated autist

it's a cake, do you expect it to be made from salad?

My packaged shredded cheese constantly clumps.
Hamburger thing isn't true.
Like what are these faggots trying to accomplish aside from being bitter mentally ill defects telling you not to eat anything?

And I've literally never seen a hotdog that had grain filler in it.

No, but I don't eat sweets or cake just because I don't like the sweetness of them. But who seriously eats pure sugar and chocolate to such an intense degree?

yeah what's with that thing about honey? Practically all the honey I see is clearly labeled 100% honey, no high fructose corn syrup or anything, I think they are just making a bunch of scary shit up

I agree that hotdogs are shitty by and large, but that video is just full of absolute bullshit and these mental cases should be thrown down a well at birth or gassed if it gets out of hand and they actually live long enough.

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meh, it looks soggy when it's done, I bet the bottom bread is falling apart

why not just use dough? that bread will be soaked and it will have very soft and unpleasant texture

by god explain this please

>But who seriously eats pure sugar and chocolate to such an intense degree?
women

it is (((them))) trying to take us to the lowest form of degeneracy

>>literally bailey jay in the video
fucking kek

>literally bailey jay in the video
The one eating grated cheese at the end?

>Bread crumbs
>Oatmeal
>Flour
In MY food? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

Women have very little self control.

What are the fucking chances he would be filming when that happened, holy fuck.

It's called not eating the entire cake you retard.

Is this supposed to be satire or something?

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>still gonna talk shit about my sonic oc's?

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>equal parts cola and jaeger

fa vaen!?

but is this like a porn thing? or some kind of doc? i mean shes pissing everywhere man

>Go on a blue board
>See a minute and a half of a peeing vagina
wut

fucking cunt stole it from chef John, I hope he chokes on olive oil

based

dont be a cunt m8 oaky? just try and have some fun an not complain all the time

that guy is a faggot alright

>shaggy skater type dude
>japanese master chef knife skills
>smug wink at the end

it's educational

Teeth were clenched the entire time, I was sure he was going to lose a finger

I demand more girls getting pissed drunk. This is for science.

Wait, is this why Bongs call it "getting pissed"? Because you all get so drunk that you piss everywhere?

there was an entire series like that webm but I can't remember what it was.
/r/ could probably help you find it.

r/ what? You didn't finish typing out the sub name.

retard

That shit is why the West wiped out the Ottoman Empire

>redditard

O B S E S S E D

It's not that literal, we use nearly every word to mean drunk.

/r/ is adult request board newfag

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Exactly, retard.

amazing

Ammonia-treated fine-ground beef is literally deemed safe for human consumption.

Holy shit is that the King of Turkey ?!?!?!?!

that kid is a stone cold badass

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The tips of his fingers are curled inwards while holding the onion, and the knife is braced up against his knuckles. As long as the blade of the knife never goes above his knuckles he runs no risk of being cut.

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Can I get one without moon runes

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I've been gone for a bit do to work stuff. I'll start making shit again soon.

>mfw I finally made the list

This is so retarded, I love it

some of us are laymen who see a rapidly moving knife and clench regardless

I like this picture, mind if I save it?

no, it's copyright to me.

>hot dogs are made of shit
gee, who knew

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They're not that bad desu

Trump how video from his last Russia trip.

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I want to fuck Paula

muh dick

Does any one have the cheap/shit food version of this?

Yes, see

i would unironically eat this.

i bet the flavors mesh together in an interesting way

I'd take this goyil to flavor town

Fries with strawberry shake tastes great, so I can imagine it sort of working, but it looks too mashed up to get any contrast.

big mac ice cream is revolting

never said it was a bad thing. i know exactly how they're made and all the shit in them and they're still my absolute favorite food