ITT: History through Spongebob quotes

>ITT: History through Spongebob quotes

"We should take the factories...and push them somewhere else!"

>F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN
>U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS
>N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS

11/10

Oh, Barnacles

Quick, Dr. Werner Haase, without thinking: if you could commit suicide right now, what method would it be? Haase: Um…pistol-and-poison method.

That episode with the errands where Squidward hallucinates different ways of Spongebob fucking up.

>Germany and Italy on the same side in war

That's not a quote at all.

Once upon a time, there was a barnacle so ugly that everyone died. The end.

“Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us”

”I’m so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks.”

great fucking thread

” You’re nothing but pure evil! Just like the newspaper comics!”

“Did I Patrick? Did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?”

/thread

>We did it Patrick, we saved the city!

you like crabby patties, dont you squidward?

"Well it may be stupid, but it's also dumb."

>"Hey! Who ate my grain?"

"You ate my only food, now I'm gonna starve!"

kek

"This is going to go straight to my thais."

“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”

“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.”

"Hey Patrick, what am I?"
"Uhhhh stupid?"
"No I’m Texas."
"…what’s the difference?"

Truman, thats not what fun is all about!

Ohhhh. This is the tongue, and... the whole thing... is the... worm.

"Too bad Spongebob isn't here to enjoy Spongebob not being here."

"I don't get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he's messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he's SpongeBob! A-ha! I understand everything now! I must be the opposite of SpongeBob! By being..."

Fucking gold.

>Are you feeeeling it nooow mr Krabs

BOMBER HARRIS DO IT AGAIN

To add,

"Holographic meatloaf? My favorite!"

I'VE GOT THE UGLY!

>free balloon day

"Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli"

Firmly grasp it!

fuck my sides

Who are you calling pinhead.

"Just the 3 of us.You, me, and this brick wall you built in between us.

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

Lol

>Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.
>...Communists

hahahahahahahah

You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!

that's it, mister, you just lost your brain privileges!

I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines!

1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas

kek

We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.

Let's get naked!

>F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
>U IS FOR YOU AND ME
>N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL

>We did it, Patrick! We saved the City!

Hitler Looking towards the Soviet Union
>"I don't need it....I don't need it...I DEFINITELY don't need it...."

>"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"

>"That's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges!"

underrated

> "being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't 'get' Jazz."

>Squidward! You're just in time to enlist in my army! Join me, and together we'll defeat the Pink Menace!

. "that's me!"

"This is not your average, everyday revisionism. This is... ADVANCED revisionism."

ahahahahahahaha

>you finished with those errands?

“Squidward that’s not the peace treaty"

."So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one"

10/10

These kinda fall into the same camp, I can dig it.

“HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH AN ICEPICK HAHAHA.”

Mr. Krabs: "Well, it makes you look like a girl!"
Spongebob: "Am I a PRETTY girl?"

"East?! Oh, I thought you said Weest!"

Spongebob *With shoelaces untied* "I'm ready--*Falls*--OOF! I'm ready--*Falls*--OOF! I'm ready--*Falls*--OOF!"

>"can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

top kek

>What do you usually do when I’m gone?
>Waiting for you to come back ;_;

KEK

>Well it's no secret that the best thing about a secret, is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly!

>Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly.

>What could be worse than a foreign challenge to my royal authority?

>"Ja, Buns und ties"

>No, I'M Dirty Dan!

>CHOOOOOCLAAAAATE

>It's a Giraffe!

>holy
>roman
>empire

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES ARE CROSS THE ATLANTIC

Dont even need to provide a quote for this one

"We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request,"

>“You just CAN'T WAIT for me to die, can you?”

>HINGA DINGA DURGEN
my fucking sides
why is spongebob so based

fuck off Antifa scum

10/10

kek

>SpongeBob: We signed a peace treaty, Squidward. You were right, fighting is for children.
>Squidward: No, no, no, I misled you, it's for adults too! Give me that peace treaty! [rips the treaty into pieces] There! Let the war continue!
>SpongeBob: Squidward, that wasn't the peace treaty. That was a copy of the peace treaty.
>Squidward: Look, you two are giving up too easily. Now, Patrick, pretend I'm SpongeBob.
Patrick: And who am I?
>Squidward: You're Patrick.
>SpongeBob: Can I be Mr. Krabs?
>Squidward: No! Wait, why?
>SpongeBob: He's a good leader.

And thats how World War II began.

"KEEP GOING, YOU'RE GOOD! YOU'RE GOOD! YOU'RE GOOD!"

He's just standing there..... menacingly!

Perfect

WHAT I LEARNED AT BOATING SCHOOL IS

Hehe.

D for effort

Holy fucking shit that's good

>Air is not good Patrick! Air is not good!

Diocletian: "I've got the pieces"

Constantine: "I've got the air"

"That smelly smell that smells...smelly"

Mecca Kaaba in a nutshell.

Kek