Is it gay to eat a banana by taking it all the way into your mouth and throat and eating it all in one bite?

is it gay to eat a banana by taking it all the way into your mouth and throat and eating it all in one bite?
i get weird looks when i do this

only if you aren't using your teeth

A banana is not a penis user so no

Congrats on mastering the art of deep throating, faggot-born

>is it gay to eat a banana
yes.

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not if it s a female banana

The way I see it, if you feel weird eating a banana or hot dog and feel gay for it . . . . you should get help because you have repressed gay issues and should deal with it.

Some shemales are hot also, if you have a problem with it . . . well then you have a lot of self hate that you parents pushed on you. live and let live .

Kek

Started out with sound common sense advice on the first paragraph then took a hard left into degenerate territory
>The devil is a liar

The old bait and trap

Your antics are homosexual in nature.
I must ask you to refrain from making eye contact and to cease your behavior.

Ooh, a trap thread on Veeky Forums. This has just exactly nothing to do with food or cooking, right? So fuck off.

you're supposed to kiss it first and put it up to your nose and take a long, deep inhale of its scent and stare at it in awe, not gulp it all down in one bite. no wonder people think you're a faggot

Having been to middle school, I break off an inch at a time and eat that

>find the idea of a girl with a dick hot
>impossible to find any porn with real girls
>feel gay and ashamed for fapping to shemales, even extremely passable ones like Bailey Jay
Is there no justice in the world, bros?

>Bailey Jay
>passable

God, you closet fags are obnoxious as fuck.

nope, btw you should stop by

>girl with a dick

I have bad news user...

Hey, I'd shamefully suck his dick if I had the chance

Does she any videos where she’s solely getting fucked and throat fucked by a guy? Like no gay shit from the guy reciprocated at all?

I'm still in Veeky Forums?

Are there any other phallic fruits other than cavendish bananas?

Cucumbers.

>inb4 some ignorant yank tries to correct me by claiming it's a vegetable

What is degenerate about it ? seriously when lgbt people do not procreate they are just doing your children a favor and add less competition and lower the population.

The only people jamming traps in your face are the democrats who are trying to get us all to kill each other instead of focusing on them .

Eat a banana and chill buddy. traps are like bears, they are more scared of you then you are of them .

Here is a recipe for crab cakes

Preheat oven broiler.
Mix together crabmeat, bread crumbs, parsley, salt and pepper.
Beat together egg, mayonnaise, hot sauce and mustard. Combine with other ingredients and mix well. Form into patties and place on a lightly greased broiler pan or baking sheet.
Broil for 10 to 15 minutes, until lightly brown.

i've never seen a BJ video with gay shit from the guy reciprocated at all.
maybe in really really old stuff, but not in the last 5 years

Fucking lol 10/10 Mario Batali, 10/10

people always look at me funnily when i jam it in deep in my mouth.
dem feels when no gag reflex

If by banana you mean "giant cock," then yes it is pretty gay.

If it's just a regular banana, then no.