Say something deep and meaningful about my sandwich art

Orange cheddar is still colored with annatto.

is making a sandwich cooking?

That is deep. Wow. Mind blown.

Not tall enough.

>posts cartoon in reference to uselss criticism

Meanwhile irl pic related to what, user, thinks he wants.

>our certified sandwich artists

Yes.

>Cooking or cookery is the art, technology, science and craft of preparing food for consumption with or without the use of heat.

You become a 'sandwich chef™'.

what if I tell someone else how to make it?

does ordering at subway make me a chef?

No, because they will without a doubt screw up your order, put way too much mustard and mayo on there, and expose you to ecoli from not properly washing their hands.

I already hid that shitty thread for a reason, please stop making me continue to see posts from it. I feel like I lose brain cells every time I talk to someone that sous vides their food.

Yeah, you know you're not cooking when you need to set a date in your calendar to know when your food is ready to eat.

>let me just prepare my dinner now for next August

i don't know but i'm willing to bet it's food

what do i do with the slice of pickle? do i take a bite out of it every other bite?

sky's the limit

You're suppose to shove it up one of your nostrils. It increases the intensity of the pickle flavor in the sandwich.

Not enough pepperoncini

Real cheese isn't yellow

Real cheese also doesn't look like plastic.