Al/ck/ thread

look up Naltrexone. it would be a good tool for you. Takes away the physical cravings. you know the ones im talking about. Like when your whole body just lights up with a desire to consume alcohol. Naltrexone mutes that. Helps SO much

I've got a three year old expired bottle of it. Is it safe?

safe yes. effective, not very likely, but it wont hurt to try a pill. they last 24 hours per 50mg. what should happen if its still potent is you just dont crave alcohol like you would sweets or tobacco. capiche?

link to said lecture?

>get sober
>relationship turns sour all of a sudden

reeeeee

Based. I'm on Day 6 here. I don't know if I could make it with any alcohol in the house. I've just been saying if I don't buy it, I have several chances to overcome a moment of weakness. I got some bad news on Friday and I drove all the way to the store, got out of my car and just got back in.

I had several chances. When I got dressed. When I picked up my keys. Every road I turned on. When I exit the car. Enter the store. Pick up a bottle. Cash it out. Bring it home. Open it. Pour a glass. Drink it.

So many chances we have to do the right thing user.

Remember, Happiness is the distance between your current self and your ideal self. If drinking doesn't make you closer to your ideal self, then you shouldn't indulge. Different way of phrasing what you learned from Peterson I suppose.

a serious question to al/ck/ies, which is harder? dropping alcohol or dropping porn and fapping?

I tried getting sober when I started dating my last GF. Same shit happened. Fuck everything, I'm married to booze.

I can go much, much longer without porn and masturbation. Alcohol? After about 24 hours or so, my body tries to kill me. Alcohol is definitely harder to kick.

is it possible that alcohol is compensating for the other habit? i don't drink alcohol but the porn habit has been killing me slowly, i have been edging for very long hours lately and I have been losing plenty of sleep because of it.

>GET BLACKOUT DRUNK, 45 NEW TEXTS FROM NEW GIRLS I SOMEHOW MET

>get sober, no texts, no girls, gf ditches out...

I fucking hate this

Honestly, I just got tired of porn. I started watching the most degenerate shit. Reading the most degenerate doujins. Then I just got fatigued. Arguably, that's when my alcohol abuse took over since I had so much free time. Can't kick that though and I'll never be "bored" of it, that's for sure.

>there will be no cats however
why no cats OP?

day 4 'sober'. Last night i had to kill an hour before dropping my gf off somewhere. I cracked and we went to the bar down the road.

I had one pint of heineken and for the first time i said "that's enough" and didn't stop by the liquor store on the way home and buy a carton of beer. If i can show this self control anyone can.

because this isnt the cookalong/bakealong/drinkalong thread with patti

Hey man, its not about perfection. Every week you get through without having problems come up due to drinking, you can mark that down as a success.

>tfw too lazy to go to the bathroom so just pissed out my window

Try to sober up. No shitting for like 4 days. Relapse and spend the entire day at work shitting. What the hell is this related or am I just retarded.

i have done that so much. its ok. its ok.

>cue robin williams matt damon scene

its not your fault

its not your fault

its not your fault

shitting is an inconsistent variable in alcoholism. some times its just orange grease, some times its solid nuggets, some times its huge logs.

I live on the first floor and my windows have immovable screens so I just use an old bottle or jug. I have so many piss bottles.

I get those oily orange shits more often then I'd care to admit, legitimately starting to worry it means either my pancreas or my liver is slowly dying

took a nice fat ogre shit just recently
felt goodman

nah, its just bile and leftover grease from your unhealthy diet.

i bet a million bucks if you chugged a beer youd shit good

I've been told that it's the shits that look like coffee grounds that you need to be worried about.

...I've been shitting those coffee-ground shits for a few years now.

I want to get into mixed drinks, and I need to buy bar tools. I don’t want to get cheap shit that won’t last, but I’m not looking for the best stuff that’ll be unnecessarily expensive. Anyone have any recommendations for mid tier bar tools?

call them tomorrow. theyre closed on sundays.

former bartenders who run a liquor store. know everything there is to know about the booze biz

theaustinshaker.com/

I have a final tomorrow and about done with a .750 ml of vodka. I am rather sober somehow and now I'm worried about tomorrow.

load up on electrolytes. drink sports drinks if you have any. otherwise eat carrots and other veggies you have available.

I have no money, none. what do i do? help me. the gabapentin isnt working

listerine. vanilla essence. lemon essence. steal from old people. beg. busk. suck some cock.

all the usual things we do when we need a fix

>tfw still recovering from a week full of shame and debauchery
>everytime I even mildly sober up I cringe so hard I almost want to dig a hole and just bury my head in the ground

how much do you guys drink? im 21 ive been drinking everyday for around 2-3 years now. 6-8 beers a night for a year or so. my tolerance kept on building used to get drunk off 3 beers. im a baby alcoholic right guys? i know some of you go through litres of vodka a week.

stop while you are ahead. don't ruin your life, user.

dude i work with drinks 3-4 monster drinks a day at work, and drinks a fifth of vodka every night. he is dying, he got a heart monitor this week and the doctor says his liver is failing. hes 27.

no one here actually drinks. this is a LARPing thread for guys who want to be alcoholics but can't afford it because we spend our money on weaving baskets as this is a mongolian basket weaving image board.

go steal some beer. when i was 16 i had a black friend named big mike he would steal two 30 packs at a time. i would go in the back make a coffee or a slurpee or something accidently spill it and hed grab the beer, worked pretty good. wish i new what happened to that crazy groid probably in jail.

Jesus Christ

jeez thats young a fifth is a alot though i drink that my energy drinks too. ill give it a few more weeks than ill cut back hopefully the antidepressants kick in by then.

I'm only 18 and it take she half a bottle of whiskey to get drunk.

Is this the start?

what size bottle are you talking. you know, cuz, they sell all sorts of bottle sizes.

My doc gave me xanax for wds. They work wonders for the symptoms, but the decade long habits are hard to break. Had the urge to go buy half a pint even though I feel fine, but I fought it off and shovelled my driveway instead. Spent an hour scraping off packed down tire tracks. I think I'm gonna be ok tonight. God I love getting real sleep again. Also no, I will not become a benzo addict. My doc only prescribed me 30 .5s and said that's it. I hate alcohol so much.

xanax doesnt last long. thats a shitty benzo for alcohol treatment. he should have given you valium or librium. they last a lot longer in your system. like, weeks. your doctor is obviously clueless about alcoholism.

find a new doctor and ask him for naltrexone.

as far as your withdrawal situation right now, only take the xanax when you start sweating or shaking. its the same kind of taper situation with beers. just drink a beer when you start shaking or sweating. no more.

good luck user, i'm rooting for you

Actually you are dead wrong. Using long half life drugs to get clean is the worst thing you can do. Methadone wd is over 9000 times worse than heroin withdrawal, and people say similar things about sub. I know my pharmacology, my wife is an md. Pro tip: most doctors have no idea what they're doing and spend 90% of their time writing antibiotic scrips for viral infections, steroids for immune reactions to mask the underlying problems, and refilling adderal scrips. I hear it all...

getting dependent on long halflife drugs is bad, but using them for detox is fine.

I feel like I've burned a hole through the right side of my esophagus. Probably an ulcer or something right? Do these things fix themselves?

I've had an ulcer for 3 years. Drinking, smoking, and eating spicy food while looking at my crippling debit the entire time. Take zantac 150's daily and you'll be fine.

I take up at 3 a day

Ps already have an ldn scrip waiting for me at the pharmacy as an experimental treatment for an unrelated autoimmune disorder. Who knows, might help with this, too.

Not if you keep bathing them in alcohol, dufus.

>tfw 3yo niece calls me daddy half the time I see her
>me and my brother look similar so she thinks I'm her dad because I spend so much time with her and care for her

HNNGGG, Right in the feels lads

Makes me wish I had had children myself, Caring for a child who looks up to you like your the only person on earth is a damn good feel. I would die for that little girl, Happily.

I got a vasectomy 2 years ago so no chance of ever having kids, Even if I found a woman I truly love and trust. An even if I had a ton of money to support a child, Which I don't

Unless you take care of that h. pylori, the antacids are just a band-aid and you'll eventually end up getting part of your stomach cut out. Happened to my dad.

Gonna go sober from now on, mang. I gotta get healthy

does she not have a father?

>he thinks I'll live that long
>laughing girls

Lad, I'm dying of cancer and have been an alcoholic for 12 years OK? An ulcer is the least of my worries. I'll be dead long before an ulcer affects my life negatively

She does, It's my brother. But he works 60+hrs a week so he doesn't see her much.

We look very similar so every time I go over to my sister in laws house she thinks I'm her father.

everybody dies. each one of us in these threads will die along with you. along with all your favorite dead heroes. no big deal.

thats really cute. i think you will have a really special relationship with her as she grows up. thats nice. youre lucky since you dont have kids.

I'll die probably a lot sooner then any of you.

I'm 29 and have been an alcoholic since 16, Got diagnosed with aggressive b cell non hodgkins lymphoma 2 years ago. Clocks tickin m8

I got about another 2 or 3 good years before I'm gone.

Not trying to sound like a special snowflake, Jutst telling you whats going on. I'll post proof if enough people ask

doesnt matter. im gonna face death just the same as you. im 37 years old now. no kids, no wife, no family. even then, nobody remembers most of us after we die.

its scary facing the big black pit, but what can you do?

It is scary, But I guess we all go there right?

No family at all?

I'm sorry to hear that bro, Shit is tough. It's tougher when you have nobody

we all die man. life is short. it really is short.

if they're dark but still brown it's probably ok but if it's black and tarry it means you have bleeding in your upper GI tract... highly doubt you could have that consistently for years and not be ded but i am not a doctor

I sincerely hope so. But I'm not delusional....I know when kids get old they grow apart from their parents. Her uncle will be the furthest from her mind when she's worrying about prom, grades, guys, money, cars, ect ect.

I know when I was a teenager I could give a shit less about my parents, Now that I'm older im older im a little more wise and care a little more. But chances are by the time she's my age she won't remember all the nights I fed her, rocked her to bed, brought her sledding, taught her to ride a tricycle, protected her from strangers ect

not true. she will probably love you a whole bunch as she grows up. aunts and uncles and cousins have it easier than parents and siblings. my guess is she will love you a lot. keep being good to her.

I really hope so!

I will, Even if she doesn't even remember all of this by the time she's 20, It'll still be worth it.

I'll always watch after her and take care of her, until I die.

Fucking hell, Seeing her grow up since birth warms my heart. She even keeps me sober a lot because I don't like to be intoxicated around her or her even know what alcohol is.

It's a win/win for me.

Okay, lets pretend I get sober and get healthy and get fit and all that. What's the easiest way to get a qt azn gf? Move to California where all the FOBs are?

Move to Asia and be rich as fuck, And American.

That's literally the easiest way

>be rich as fuck
Okay that's not going to be easy.
I'm white, but would it be easy to get a job in Japan or some shit after I'm done with this CS program?

>easy to get a job in Japan

lol no.

Japs literally kill themselves daily because there is no work, You think finding a job in America is hard? lol

Unless you already have a job or a ton of money, Don't even waste your time buddy.

Coming from someone who has been to Japan and China multiple times.

So move to where in Asia? Korea?

For work?

No where. Quit living weeb dreams

It's more of an unrealistic dream then dreaming of the lottery

So you're saying I should just not get a job and be unemployed. Thanks I guess?

No I'm saying you should stop dreaming about unrealistic things and get a job here in the U.S. where jobs actually exist

So as I mentioned before:
>Move to California where all the FOBs are?
That's what I should do?

...

My advice: see a doctor, get some meds. My scrip was 15$ without insurance. Cold turkey does more brain damage than staying drunk. Also, you NEED a hobby. Make chainmail. Learn to knit. Make wooden flutes. Learn cross-stiching and make fabric pictures of Cthulu. Write every day in a diary, no matter how shitty your writing is. Teach yourself russian via youtube videos. Make your own soap or candles. Make your own chopsticks. Grow a bonsai tree. Buy crappy shit at pawn shops, refurbish, and upsell on ebay. Learn to play an instrument. Oil every hinge in your house. Learn to start a bow fire. Clean your toilet. Make a ground beef sculpture of Al Sharpton and get it bronzed. Just literally do anything but pour more liquid death down your gullet.

Just move. S. Korea.

If you have a college degree you can teach english in any asian country

It's not a big black pit, it's the Great Beyond.

Drunk again.

Garbage tier job, you'd make double that as a garbage man or janitor in the US.

Do explain. I'm all ears and eyes.

Row, row, row your boat
Life is but a dream

R&R awaits you in the end, rest assured. We are ALL on borrowed time, just a few years difference is all. Billions have gone before you, and billions upon billion will follow. Nobody gets out alive, and yet there must be more, otherwise none of it makes any sense at all. Do you believe in chaos or order? Around me everywhere I look, I see order in nature. Chaks exists only in the minds of men unable to recognize the patterns in nature.

Chaos*

nothing you just posted supports the idea of life after dead. its just guesswork. welcome to the club of people who dont know anything. which is everyone.

Some choose to be optimistic, some prefer cynicism and doomsaying. We are alive, and that is what matters. I choose a perspective that brings me happiness and helps me to bring hope to others, s myself. You choose to be a naysaying disgruntled frumpy piss bottle having fart knocker penis wrinkle. To each his own.

whoa, easy tiger. im not choosing to be anything.

Wouldn't it be nice to meet an alcoholic gf?

I've always thought that would be amazing. A girl who understands and also drinks

I might be too drunk to explain this properly, but the only way anyone can truly die is through old age. There are infinite realities, every though you have or don't have, every choice you make, it creates an alternate reality where a facsimile of yourself is alive and functioning. If you were to die in this reality, something will port you to the nearest viable reality. Whether it's god, satan or some sort of computer simulation is still very much a mystery to me but what I do know is, the Mandela effect is a direct result of this reality hopping. The more reality doesn't quite match up, the more realities you've hopped.