Why don't you drink Cranberry Juice?

Why don't you drink Cranberry Juice?

I dont know how to make it.

Juice is for kids.

It gives me horrible heartburn.

>I'm only allowed to enjoy adult food since I just turned 18

kys shlomo

Because most cranberry juice has very little cranberry juice in it- sometimes less than 5%, and the rest is water, colourings and sweeteners.

I like the taste but I wish there were higher quality ones available, I like the bitter astringency and it sucks that baby pallettes result in producers having to add loads of sugar to round off the bitterness.

>calls someone a Jew for not being a Jew
I wonder who’s behind this...

Because it contains oxalates, which cause kidney stones.

did you have to let it linger

Because it I miss it when it's goooooooone

So just buy the good stuff, retard.

Well when they make cranberry-ade, give me a call

/fizzbois/

They do. Look to Ocean Spray. They make a fuck ton of combinations.

>Why don't you drink Cranberry Juice?
B-but I do drink it, honest!

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that's juice cocktail you moron it says it right on the label

This. There's more processed sugar in it than there is actual cranberry juice.

It can be difficult to find unsweetened cranberry juice, especially in America, where people feel the need to put tons of sugar in everything.

But OPs picture says it helps prevent kidney stones?

All of it has 10000000000g of added sugar.

>It can be difficult to find unsweetened cranberry juice,
No it is not, you are fucking stupid.

i did the fat flush diet years ago. it worked pretty well, but im sort of sick of the taste of cranberries now.

I do, but I like it with apple juice and vodka

They sell 100% cranberry juice at Trader Joes...

Dude what the fuck are you saying. Most supermarkets have the unsweetened stuff right next to the ocean spray.