*conquers your heart (and palate)*

*conquers your heart (and palate)*

Stay the fuck away from my pallet

>what Veeky Forums will not be having tomorrow

only when you're wrapped in bacon

>implying

They are great for cake dough.

*actually conquers your heart in the literal, physical sense*

more like takes it hostage.

Heart Attack Grill doesn't take hostages.
>Pic related
>Owner carries around the cremated remains of his dead, massively obese former restaurant spokesman as a trophy

i've gone from snacking on chips late in the day to fruits because of dates, they were a gateway

/ourguy/

based

Why? If anything, he's proof G_D exists.

>God

At my local store, the conventional deglet dates are about $6 a pound. Medjool is a bit over $7 a pound. Organic deglet is just $2 a pound. What the fuck is this sorcery?

stuffed with cheese too

McDonalds is Judas? Or that weirdass critter behind him?

the noid is def judas

delicious chopped up in a salad with some vinaigrette

While I think Noid might've been a funnier choice, I can't deny Ronald is clearly the one reaching for the food at the same time as Jon Basso Judas-style.
My guess is they deliberately went with him for Judas because McDonalds is the biggest enabler of the obesity epidemic.

Very true. I also like to stuff them with blue cheese, almonds, or little sticks of Parmesan cheese, wrap them in bacon, and baked with a nice broil to finish them off.

hnnnnnnnnnngggggggg