Hey chef, whats for dinner?

Hey chef, whats for dinner?

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Boiled chicken breast and brown rice

As usual

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I started to do a Chinese-Mezican fusion eggroll sorta thing. Once the filling was prepped it smelled really good so i just had a bowl of seasoned meat and veggies.

I had my typical mid-week stir-fry. Pork, beef, carrots, broccoli, bell pepper,mushrooms, onion, garlic, ginger, chilis. No rice.

Made Italian sausage with a store brought sauce, added my own grilled peppers and onions. Had 4 glasses of wine while cooking, catch me on /alc/

Dude, ease up on the pasketti noodles.

Ate them all. I'm not even fat, just bulking

Home made pizza
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What Ever A Meal Can One Make With A Slop Or A Slime???

4 oz of salsa chicken
4 oz of cod
1 cup Greek yogurt
1 cup berries
100 grams of raw cabbage
3 cups of spinach raw
A peice of bell pepper raw
3 pieces of pineapple
2 hearts of dark chocolate
Green tea cold

800 calories

28 grams of Almonds

why not have some pringles

you could probably hide it in a goulash

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I think I'll get some Doritos instead

>I’m not fat just bulking he says
>as he slides his 5th slippery sausage of the meal down his strained gullet
>he takes a deep labored breath
>he can’t sit at the table comfortably due to his disstended abdomen
>he sips down another bottle of wine
>”I got the calories bro! I’m bulking!”
>he assures himself that being 25% BF is surely just normal on a bulk as he looks at the remains of his feast and himself in the mirror

You will regret that purchase

56% slop

i ate some banana oat pancakes or whatever they are, shit's delicious

kek

I'm having triscuits and garlic hummus

OH user PLEASE FILL ME WITH YOUR YUMMY SLOP AND SLIME