D-do you have panshyetta?

>d-do you have panshyetta?
>I'm sorry miss, I don't know what that is
>I-It's kind of like bacon but it's not smoked
>Miss, you are making the other customers uncomfortable, we don't sell that here, please move along
Cooking is for chumps I'm never going to try ever again

Miss? Show dick

OP is a boy but doesn't pass

t. soy

the majority of Veeky Forums is female

That's happened to me despite my pretty great jawline. Now I have beard so straight losers stop trying to make me their consolation prize and because the bf likes it.

forgot to mention the long hair that does it

Female (male)

Proof?

I advertise on Veeky Forums and am priviliged to detailed information and statistics about the userbase

This happens to me too

I'm unconvinced

OP, you are making the other anons uncomfortable, please move along.

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>do you have any green tomatoes?
>what are those?
>I can’t break it down any further

Go to a butcher you dangus

I'd have to walk pretty far.

>when you have to explain to the cashier what a shallot is.
>Tell her it's kinda like a cross between an onion and garlic
>Why would you want that?! That's Nasty.

If you have a penis, you're not female.

>go to Asian supermarket
>cashier knows what everything is because Asians eat vegetables every day instead of only when they have company

what if it's cute and feminine?

Nice observation
the majority of Veeky Forums is dickless

or just don't be american in general

It's still gay

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OBSESSED

OBESED

Where do they even get their information from? Assumptions based on surfing habits?

>panshyetta
What the actual fuck, mate, it's pancietta.
The majority of Veeky Forums isn't female purely on the basis that you need to be really fucking autistic to go to a mongolian kite-flinging bulletin to discuss fucking cooking, and there are more autistic men than women.

>where do they come from
>google ad sense
>hiro datamining

it's pancetta. But I was making fun of how I pronounced it in the actual moment

Welp, didn't know it was adsense.

>miss
female detected

do not fear, I am not like the others on this site, while others would only care for your beuty I care about your cooking skill. Maybe some time I could teach you some triks, I am chef cook of curry restaurant. Give me your number babby, I will show you my panshyetta (still smoked)

Fuck off drumpfkin nazi