Wait wtf?

wait wtf?

i just cooked 30 pieces of pizza rolls in my convection toaster oven in just 15 minutes and they're crispy an ready to bite within seconds without burning my mouth

yet 2 tostino supreme pizza's (which takes up the same space as the rolls did thus 1:1 food) have to cook for 30 min an still isnt that crispy an hot af then i have to cut them into slices an when trying to push onto the plate is a pain in the ass cause they want to flip over, plus when i push the 2nd pizza on im now having the hotter stuff on top

jesus christ, why would anyone not just get pizza rolls?

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Never really thought about it. I'm not so fat that I eagerly await inhaling 30 pizza rolls in one sitting. I have the patience to spend 10 seconds cutting a pizza and another 2 minutes letting it cool down before stuffing my face.

>which takes up the same space as the rolls did thus 1:1 food
I doubt that. weigh both and report back. 2 pizzas is probably more than 30 rolls.

u might be right, but its not by much, i mean i usually cut tostino pizzas in 3-4 rows each way so u get 12-16 bites per pizza

so its essentially the same number, but also takes 2x the cooking time and then the cutting...also i didnt even mention that every time i cook them, if i spray the foil with non-stick it just makes the crust soggy, so i dont spray it but then its a pain in the ass cause usually 1 or more corners sticks an i have to hold the rack/foil with a potholder then use my spatula to "pry" off the pizza and usually its 1 fucking corner in the back that sticks ON BOTH PIZZAS which is a pain in the ass to break loose...then i have to transfer 1 pizza to the cutting board, then push off onto my plate and as i said i have to push the entire thing evenly to make sure pieces dont flip as they go over the edge...then repeat

also theres like a shit ton of rolls, 120, so thats 4 meals which require nothing but:

1. preheat toaster oven
2. line pan w/ foil & spray w/ nonstick
3. pour in 30 pieces
4. come back in 15 min

bamp

boop

Your >pizza rolls are literally shit processed food with fake cheese, and a low-brand tomato sauce.

You could easily make a fresh pizza with your own sauce, your own fresh ingredients and your own actual quality cheese and any topping you want, any size you want, YET you choose to make that re-frozen chemical garbage to shove down your piehole?

You'll soon learn the hard way that, that shit is convenient for a reason. It's fucking terrible for you, and the genetic lottery is going to hve a field day with you.

the ones i have are real cheese and pepperoni, not the tostino shits

I haven't tried many freezer pizzas but my little brother bought a bag of pizza rolls recently and it's just too much bread for me.

>30 pieces
>1 meal

Jesus fuck what are you doing user? Are you incapable of reading the box? 6 rolls is one serving size, and that's 30g of carb and 380mg of sodium. You are eating FIVE TIMES that, at 150 carbs and 1900 calories, Your entire daily intake, in one meal. PER MEAL. I'm going to assume this accompanies a big old 16oz glass of non-diet soda right? And probably ice cream with syrup and all sorts of shit ontop not even 30 minutes later?

You are legit going to kill yourself dude, Stop now.