Last meal thread. Keep it under $50, you criminal scum

Pot of coffee and this . Just a large assortment of cheap Chinese take out food.
Although I doubt I'd have the appetite to eat.

Whitebait?

Pizzas, wangz, and donuts with some beer and a if I can get a dime that'd be nice too.

>lamb shawarma in fresh baked pita with diced cucumber salad and tahini sauce
>fries
>hummus
>mint lemonade, with rum if booze is allowed
perfect

Smelt?

They can vary in size but are pretty small and sold or caught in mass quantities.

Tub of pickled herring. Double mushroom swiss burger. Bottle of squirt

fried pork dumplings
char siu pork w/rice and chilli oil on the side
tbone steak cooked medium
2 piece dark meat fried chicken with mash potatoes and gravy
bacon
2 shirley temples
cookie and cream ice cream

$50 worth of ribeye

Steak
Potatoes
After Eight icecream

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I never understood this. Why are we rewarding these faggots?

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

if i was drugged so that i wouldn't be sad as shit about having to die:

crispy as fuck hot juicy fried chicken, wings and thighs
mashed potatoes and gravy
liter of coke with lime
collard greens
macaroni and cheese
fresh biscuits with honey and butter
small grilled ribeye steak finished in garlic butter and garnished with fresh cracked pepper
some of my mom's homecooking so i could shed a blissful tear one last time

life is cruel, boys. adieu.

A cup of kopi luwak (let's assume it's 30 bucks ffs) and a piece of tiramisu.

I dunno, why do you cut babby's dick hood off?

Not a reward. Gives the ones executing the person a sense of righteousness

50 McDonalds cheeseburgers

It's not a reward you idiot.

Underrated, true patrician choice

brb murdering babies for $50 prison meal

As much shrimp as I could eat. I developed a deadly allergy to them last year after eating them for 35 years. If I'm going to die anyway I might as well enjoy it one last time.

how do you know for sure it's deadly

6 chicken wings tossed in daddies cummies with a side serving of human shit

a trip to the Dr after eating one. I was unable to breath.
Fucking sucks.

Glass of Ouzo to start

Small bowls of Tzatziki and eggplant puree
Whole octopus marinated in white wine, grilled and served in olive oil and red onions
Two barbounia flash fried and whole

A loaf of sourdough

Two glasses of wine while I'm eating

Baklava and cherries for desert

One Marlboro Red and then put me out to pasture

Some sort of goat barbecue. I've always wanted to try goat, and if I'm dying later that day, I'd much rather eat something new as opposed to something I've eaten before.

KFC bargain buckets, gravy and 2lt of coke.

I'm gonna leave a mess for them

Steak well done with ketchup, and some French Fries

Coconut husks, wheat chaff, a dozen hard boiled eggs, and a liter of melon Fanta.; hehehe the coroner is gonna have a field day.

>Steak well done with ketchup

The mod team of this board could use more posters like this upstanding citizen right here.

Triple A quality post, chum.

leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sesame chicken, lightly battered shrimp, chopped onions, broccoli, served with general tso sauce. It's the Dragon and Phoenix from my favourite Chinese place when I was in high school. 1lbs kumquats as a starter and palate cleanser. A pack of American Spirit light blues. KeVita Ginger kombucha as a drink.

they'd execute you on the spot for requesting that

Venison, potatoes, spicy peppers and a bottle of scoresbys.

>A pack of american spirit light blues.
I get the blue "tin" and roll my own though. Fucking noice m8.

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Lamb Vindaloo with Rice Paneer, 2 orders of Garlic Naan.
DQ Oreo Blizzard for dessert.

Diet coke to drink. I'm watching my weight.

They used to sell those at a diner in my town. They were amazing, but only my grandpa and I ever ordered them.

Crab au gratin, just like my mother used to make, along with a nice peach brandy and a pitcher of iced tea.

Greekling detected.

>barbounia

They're called red mullets and they're amazing fish

You have to try spit-roast goat. It's incredible.

Buffalo Chicken Melt
Thai fried rice
Raspberry pie w/ crumble top a la mode

A birthday cake with "I HATE NIGGERS" written on top with frosting.

Prefer them whole so I can rip the spine out

Inb4 edgy

a box of those little banana-shaped chocolate cookies they used to have at shoprite

large bbq meatlovers pizza, cheesey crust
chicken wings
2L ice cold coke
strawberry icecream

If they're fresh enough and cooked well (and not enormous) then you can eat the whole thing. Head, spine, tail and all. Feels grizzly mang.

Two boxes of Kraft Deluxe prepared as directed
Two scrapple sandwiches made with good wheat bread, ketchup, American cheese
Two packages Shin Ramyun Black prepared with American cheese and marmite mixed in
A pack of Dunhill Fine Cuts
Two liter of Coca-Cola

>the Australian last meal of choice

Two burgers from Five Guys, plus fries and a large coke
Chicken Tikka Massala from a takeaway, plus pilau rice, keema naan, and peshwari naan
A large pizza from Domino's, with lots of meat on it
English trifle for dessert
To finish, a brand new pouch of Golden Virginia rolling tobacco, Rizla blues, Swan filters, and a lighter or matches

My gf's ass, assuming I'm not on death row for murdering her crazy ass in the first place.

>mmm anus sure is delicious, especially from this subservient position *smiles with shit mustache*

Goldfish.

I am Australian and had to google scrapple

an "Australian" last meal would more likely consist of

Two brumbys vegemite and cheese scrolls
Four Bunnings Snags with onion and tomato sauce
Two Lamingtons
A packet of double coat Tim Tams
1.25L Pasito + 375ml Bunderberg Ginger Beer

>t. virgin

>groidposters

I thought australia was mostly asian now

Melbourne and Sydney yeah
I don't care tbhon as long as the culture is retained, ocker Asians make me smile

>A-anyone who doesn't like kicking a dirty asshole, or the smell of farts, is a virgin!
Keep telling yourself that. It's not normal to eat ass and enjoy it.

Obviously meant licking. Need to review my damn posts more often at night.

A bottle of soylent mixed with vark sauce, a bowl of silken tofu (raw) mixed with edamame and vark sauce mixed with 'cha and 'chup.

Just admit you're a virgin.

>married with a question lying autistic kid
Yeah sure. Your turn. Just admit that you've never had sex with anyone who wasn't from a brothel.

>married with a questionably autistic kid
Yeah sure. Your turn. Just admit that you've never had sex with anyone who wasn't from a brothel.

>It's not normal to eat ass and enjoy it.
>he is normal

>everyone on the 4chinz is just like me
Leave your containment board once in a while and visit other boards. You'll realize that "Reee normie" wojack and frog posters are usually just memes and the vast majority of the site outside of /pol/ and /mlp/ is filled with normal people who like to bitch and meme.

>two burgers from 5 guys
You’ve exceeded the $50 threshold right there, boyo

You okay, user?

Teriyaki steak and chicken, fried noodles, and a fuckload of fried rice.
Bonus points if they bring in a hibachi chef to make it.

as much crisco that 50 dollars can buy

18 pack of budweiser 2 grand macs 2 large fries and a pint of vanilla ice cream

The biggest amount of Chic-Fil-A 50$ can buy

reverse seared ribeye
or
prime rib w/ horseradish cream sauce

and tuna sashimi or nigiri

also and ice cold diet coke

with dubs like that you'll get your wish

haddock and english pub fries
a big mac
boston cream pie
raspberry iced tea

Start out with a bowl of trainwreck because I live in a legalized state.
Start with a side of fried calamari.
Giant stuffed crust chicken club pizza with garlic ranch sauce from my local take and bake.
And some jalapeno poppers from Chester's Friend Chicken.
Pint of Ben and Jerry Americone Dream.
2 liter of Cactus Cooler soda to drink.
While watching the 5th element for the last time.

I would die happy.
Also I am fairly sure the morgue worker will have a great day dealing with all of that squirting out of my asshole.
Take that fucker.

>Light blue master race.
They ruin any other cigarettes.
Can't bum a smoke from anyone anymore, it isn't even worth it if they aren't muh blus.

goes back pretty far in history. has to do with the people responsible for putting a man to death making peace with him and thereby ensuring he won't come back and haunt their shit as a ghost.

Are you Filipino?

thicc egg rolls with sweet sauce and peanut sauce from my favorite thai place
their veggie pad thai
lots of thai iced coffee

burgerlounge quinoa veggie burger w grilled onions and cheddar, onion rings w ranch and bbq sauce

really good perfectly ripe honeydew and watermelon

you know this pic is old as fuck when kfc chicken is half that size now

50 USD translates to 40 Eurobux, which doesn't sound like a whole lot to spend on a 'special' meal like this when you consider my country's food prices.

Anyway, I'd start with a couple different types of bread (baguette, several kinds of rye bread) served with tzatziki, then move on to mashed potatoes with sauteed moose and lingonberries. If that proves too pricey, then swap the moose and berries for fried vendace with fried onion (with lots of melted butter). Finish off with bread cheese served with cloudberries, or alternatively vanilla ice cream with bilberry & raspberry jam. If there's any significant leftover money, spend it on a nice quality beer for a drink. If not, just get me a glass of whole milk.

>filet mignon, medium rare, bordeaux fig mayo
>1/2 lb of mixed juicy berries
>6oz of thinly sliced prosciutto
>ice cold seltzer with lime juice
>2 cannolis

I just want a giant feast for me and a bunch of friends. Only things that would have to be there are chili dogs and BBQ ribs.

I hear that ISIS spitroasts a mean goat. Sometimes they eat it afterward, too.

grown up goat is too strong, eat a whole roasted kid, it's delicious

when I say kid I mean a baby goat

50 dollars of boiled crab
spend like 16 hours painstakingly eating until the last shred of crab meat

Muh greek brotha
Two gyros with fries and Tzatziki, one large pizza with beef and a large bucket of fried spicy chicken. One bottle of cheap whisky would be dope as well.

Joke's on them; I'll die of a heart attack before I let them inject me.

>DUDE WEED
>DUDE MUNCHIES
>liberal ice cream
>5th element
>reddit spacing
>poop joke :^)
>"Take that fucker"
you fuckin reek of soy
pic related, where you work i assume