Hey guys, I'm heading to the store

Hey guys, I'm heading to the store.

Need anything?

>British biscuit aisle
For me, it's the Mocha kitkat
The best kitkat

lemme get some andouille and some pork butt

A can of spotted dick, please!

I would like some Ribena and vodka, please.

>Need anything?
Your mom's pussy will suffice

Literally every fucking thing in that pic is just sugar, corn, starch, wheat, salt, chemicals, AIDS or all of the above. I’ll go hungry thanks

I would like a tomato, please.

>items organized within an aisle are similar
Woah

chicken breast
tortillas
avocados
cumin
black pepper
jalapenos
lettuce
eggs
sour cream
pepper jack cheese
yellow onions
beer
bread
sliced turkey
butter
cheddar cheese

i'm short though i'll totally pay you back later

>avocados
Woah man, I can't offer that kind of credit

a ginger beer please

>one aisle in a picture of a grocery store from Google images is representative of the entire grocery store

Let me get uhhhhh

some bobs and vagin

cornetto

Blueberry Poptarts.

J A F F A C A K E S

A t-bone steak, some rosemary, extra virgin olive oil, cracked black pepp...
oh.
some hyper-processed wheat and sugar it is then.

From the candy aisle? No.

Do you only shop one aisle when you go to the grocery store?

I'd like to drink with you one day

but who was phone?