Webm Thread

Damn those Mexicans are really coordinated

But apparently they can't throw or catch.

Fugg

This is really satisfying to watch

Does Veeky Forums know of Paul Charles Dozsa?

He's a charismatic Australian gentleman who was notorious for eating at fancy restaurants and walking out without paying. He genuinely believed that he shouldn't have to pay for food.

Anyway, here's his arrest after ""stealing"" food from a Chinese restaurant.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518699539211.webm

In the US he would have been tazed on a good day and shot to death on a better day

but they would have gladly accepted his limp penis, haha.

That's probably true

No, he's white

That's why he wasn't shot on sight

kek

You guys fucking joking?

That's tuna.

How in the fuck does someone get like this? I would kill myself before it even came close

tuna have a different shape. more like a traditional fish that are skinny and tall. while marlin are like sharks, though more like dolphins (which aren't fish).

i don't know what that op fish is but i'd say it's more marlin than tuna.

Is this supposed to be some feel good "artisan" video op?

That was horrible to watch.

It's giant sardine.

I thought pineapples grew on trees...

I don't think that's the most efficient way. They could have way less points of transfer.

'Sardine' sounds like a good girl's name. moot should name his daughter Sardine. Sardine Poole.

It MIGHT be black marlin, but those tend not to be found in that part of the pacific that much. Tuna is the more likely since pacific blue fin is somewhat abundant around japan compared to other large fish.

Pineapples are the root of a pineapple plant. Like a potato.

Japan often fish in Australian waters. It's quite an issue here (in .au) as they take our whales. So they undoubtedly take our marlin as well.
Plus the fact that they've made a video of it suggests that it might be a kind of rarity.
>hey this is new so lets film and document it!

I dunno. I'm not arguing. Just thinking out loud. We absolutely must identify this fucking fish!

My god, my world view is in pieces

Well he is using a Maguro knife which is a tuna knife, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's tuna I guess.

Well spotted. But...

MYSTERY SOLVED
youtu.be/uYQqcqav1pw?t=3m20s
>Cutting 250 Kg Marlin Fish

Praise kek!

>250 Kg Marlin
That's a fairly small one of it's a black marlin, they can reach 750kg

Still, I'll bet it's head is being stuffed at the taxidermist so it can be mounted on the wall.

No they aren't ya dunce. They grow above ground

Holy mackerel that's a big duck

addiction and an enabler.

You'll never get people this fat without someone in their family helping them be that way.

It's a process

>grow up as kid where you always have to clean your plate
>not even a semblance of dietary balance at home, so good food habits never established
>fat parents to normalize her gaining weight
THEN
>be getting fatter as a teenager/young adult
>not popular socially or romantically
>stay home and eat to cover the hurt up
>get even fatter
THEN
>be adult
>be hamplanet by this point
>be so fat that you don't even see yourself as a regular person
>"I could never be that thin, muh genetics"
>either living at home with enabler or dating some dude with a feeding fetish who also enables
>consider yourself past the point of no return
>"I've been this way my whole life, I don't know any other way of living"

Honestly, it kinda bums me out thinking of the chunky but not obese kid being plied snacks by their parents, with neither side realizing what's will happen a decade or two down the road

You'll never get that fat because those people don't get fat midway through their life, its almost always from childhood and from a lack of good habits or role models at home

There are few people I hate more in the world than fat parents with chubby kids. It's like having a fucking crack baby, the kids got no chance in life

Spiraling mental and physical illness. They're essentially trying to eat themselves to death.

/bigdeenz/

this and this

I bet the producers wish they had made a show about this hot tranny babe instead of the fat loser spic with a micro peen.

I got doored on my bike last year by the daughter of a fat woman, who wasn't that fat, but her young daughter was like a mini version of the woman in that webm trying to get through the door. It was incredibly sad to see such a young girl (she's 12) be so big. I could imagine the bullying that she'd get at school and it could only be the mother's fault for allowing her to get so big. Really sad.

a succulent chinese meal... jeans up

Have you never seen a beheaded chicken run around? It's just death spasms.

>torturing a headless fish like this
Fucking soulless gooks.

muh 1000 folds!

theres' always something off about this
I think its a scheme, like its running in reverse or something and was done to just make this video
its just too floaty as it goes up to the truck

what kind of bird is that

Murica was a mistake...

Metal Rear Solid: Wings of Liberty

some say she is still stuck there to this day... surviving off of pancake syrup and arizona iced tea

I'm not a big fan of fish, but that tuna meat made my mouth water

he's cute

>Murica was a mistake...

This. America is degenerating into a 3rd world country.

...

>He

Nice WEBM thread full of non webm posts

This hits a little too close to home. South Chicago is turning into a murerous shithole where the balcks are just free to do whatever they want because BLM consantly sues any police activity.

Chicago was a much nicer city before Obama & BLM keep forcing the police stop policing. Now they just drive by thugs on street corners openly carrying and they won't do shit.

I need to move to a better city, any city...

How is this Veeky Forums related?

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 big booty cook
>inb4 icecream porn
>inb4 stroggification

>inb4 LA beast eating lamps
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 vegan egg
>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer
>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder
>inb4 Monster melting in lava
>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking
>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme
>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it
>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles
>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera
>inb4 expensive japanese beef box
>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive
>inb4 mosquito patties
>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
>inb4 cute japanese survival food
>inb4 chilli beans fountain
>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with machete
>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs
>inb4 koreans trying american food
>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole
>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary
>inb4 rolling burning pigs
>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel
>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant
>inb4 cage falling on wild boars
>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments
>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife
>inb4 old school Subway ad
>inb4 skinning a frog
>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony
>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments
>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe
>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible
>inb4 dildo gummy candy
>inb4 """spicy""" frapuccinos

The fuck is /pol/ doing in here? Go back to your shit board.

No one gives a fuck, stop trying to derail the thread with your whining over blacks.

/pol/ shitpost on other boards hoping to recruit others into their sad little movement. Just ignore and report their comments if they get too disruptive

>bullying
that is going to be the least of her concerns when diabeetus and all kinds of diseases strike her.

>fat parents to normalize her gaining weight
my father is a bit overweight but i really thank him for fat shaming the fuck out of me when I was a kid (i do have the "muh genetics" that is why father kept warning me). for us, eating out was more of an event rather than a habit. Junk food rarely knows its way to our table. That is also thanks to my mom which is an excellent cook (i miss her food, fuck living alone and abroad). i can confirm that improper upbringing is 90% of the obesity problem.

What?? PineAPPLES. They are a variety of apple tree. In the webm you see that the workers are picking them from the pineapple trees on the far end of the field. The workers are just standing in a field of agave that's between them and the pineapple trees.

kek

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs??

xD

That's what a skilled toss/catch looks like, I've seen laborers do that with bricks and it looks just as floaty

Damn 52 posts in a row without a webm.

>Damn 52 posts in a row without a webm.
Then add to number of post with any webm
GENIU$

holy shit she's a tranny?

>dat spin @ :40

both of them are

yeah, I know Jazz, but was surprised by the blonde. I can see it in certain angles now. Nice work tho

*cough, cough* Some webms aren't worth posting *cough*

"The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible multiple fruit consisting of coalesced berries, also called pineapples,[2][3] and the most economically significant plant in the Bromeliaceae family.[4]

Pineapples may be cultivated from a crown cutting of the fruit,[2][5] possibly flowering in 5–10 months and fruiting in the following six months.[5][6] Pineapples do not ripen significantly after harvest.[7]"

>folded over a mirrion times

I want to fuck that opening cut, it's like a giant pair of quivering pusy lips

I want to fuck that cute girl

>deseeding chillis
Why even bother

...

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Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

a mite greasy but im sure it tastes great

I've got a similar story, my parents encouraged me to be active but my mom's cooking was TERRIBLE so I stayed thin that way

I'm a bit overweight now (210 @ 6ft) but my new job has free gym access so I plan to get that fixed soon

So they took about 10 minutes to make one big edible creme brulee painting? Gay.

I hate this.

He seems like one of those sovereign citizen nutjobs but with a slighlty higher IQ. I hope he died a painful death.

So where's the food?

W H Y

shout out to the user that correctly identified it as marlin, you sure know about fish pal

Imagine someone being a sociopath and autistic at the same time. This would be pretty close.

wtf I'm gay now

haha holy shit I love Veeky Forums

you could depress a bride on her wedding day user