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More like can't even fucking type the title the right way you stupid munted bastard.

German wheat beer is the best desu lads.

I only drink pic related and wine now. Lime.

>t. little girl

>stop drinking
>every joint, every muscle, every organ in agony day and night
why

mfw i've been sober for 5 days
new record since the breakup

congrats. i'm on day 5 as well. having trouble figuring out what to do with myself in the evenings. i know i don't want to drink or overeat (trying to lost about 15 lbs) but i am still craving that dopamine rush.

>bought a 1.75L of heaven hill wednesday
>was drunk last wednesday night
>drunk all Thursday 10AM-10PM
>dried out a bit Friday
>finish the rest of the whiskey, the 1.75l is gone. go out for a friends birthday and keep drinking, also have a fun fight with my girlfriend because she was drinking
>drink half 375ml on tuesday to shake off a shit day at work

Its now today. Do I just buy more liqour? My girl thinks I should take a break (for money reasons she says). I'm tempted to pick up another 1.75l of shit vodka, to save money of course.

Well I mean, obviously if you feel like you're able to stop you should...

But its been like a week and i[m really contemplating that 1.75L

You'll regret it, a lot, if you don't stop while it's still fun.

Yeah I got Super Metroid and F Zero for SNES in the mail, but I don't want to play them till I'm drunk again so I can properly enjoy them

i don't know, do you? what exactly is the question here?

This weirdly enough never happened to me. My worst thing was severe panic, depression, and other mental shit.

first time on Veeky Forums all day and first thread i see is this shit. no i am not going to the LC

This is what's fucked, I literally never want to play a game, watch a movie, or even read without drinking first. I never want to go anywhere without a few drinks first either. I literally will just lie on the sofa in silence until I have at least a few drinks.

i dusted off diablo 3 the other day (never played it much when it came out) but i just couldn't get into it and really wished i was drinking. last couple nights i've just been watching the olympics and shitposting while constantly reminding myself that i don't want to be an alcoholic loser.

i feel that way about a lot of things. cooking is actually a lot less enjoyable when sober. i used to really look forward to making dinner because i'd have a few beers and really unwind while doing it. now i get home and the stress from the day stays with me in the kitchen. maybe i don't even like cooking, just drinking.

Same guy replying again. I definitely like cooking, but the thing is I would always drink when I did it for a super long time.

I spent a load on a gaming pc and bought these, in the hope that it'd give me something else to do and might help me sober up. I've played maybe 45 mins on all of them combined. I can't even get to the point of loading a savegame without becoming so bored that I want to exit. I can't enjoy a fucking thing, apparently my brain is well and truly fucking broken.

Yeah man I don't want to ruin my first impressions on shows, movies, games.
If I do something sober, it's way more likely I won't like it

4g of phenibut, 2nd day in a row

1week+ sober

I'm at work starting to sober up and getting the shakes. Wishing I worked at some faggot ass tech start up with beer on tap.

ummm that's a mind altering chemical you aren't really sober
*chugs a liter of coffee*

how much longer you got left bud

Going to Michigan for the weekend, what beers should I try that I can't find elsewhere in the Midwest?

Boy, lawyers are fucking expensive

Gonna be paying $2.5k just to have someone represent me for a public intoxication charge

Maybe you've just grown out of gaming? In my mid-20s, I really just stopped being drawn in by games. It was a little depressing at first because I miss the feeling I used to get when I'd become totally captivated by a game. I have a bunch of games in my Steam library that I played once or twice, trying to recapture that feeling. I'm in my early 30s now and still trying to find some hobbies that are satisfying. I read and exercise a decent amount now, but those hardly seem to fill the void.

Half an hour then I'm hitting the nearest bar.

Maybe. I'm bored by everything though. I don't enjoy a damn thing unless I'm drunk, or preferably drunk and smoking like 4 grams of weed every day. Got to stop, so I guess I'll just sit here bored half to death for the rest of my miserable life.

its a placebo effect. doesnt do anything. i tried that like 10 years ago. ate bowlfulls at a time. made my eyes burn. you may know what in talking about. google it though. oral intake doesnt cross the blood brain barrier and thus doesnt affect your nervous system. look into an actual medication like naltrexone.

>being so much of an alcoholic I need motivation to start drinking this vodka. Or maybe it’s just laziness

>go on bender
>feel like shit after
>WD's for a couple days
>keep promising I'm never going to drink and do this to myself again
>day 3-4 rolls around
>back to feeling fantastic
>"Well, maybe I'll just drink a little bit tonight"

And the cycle keeps goin' boys

Yeah feeling good is one of my most common causes of relapse. 'Hey, I managed to get through it. If I can do it once I can do it again. Lets celebrate'

Trust me dude, keep that shit to a minimum of every other day. After even a week of solid doses of phenibut I was getting withdrawals that rivaled alc

What part of Michigan? If you're in the UP and can cross the boarder to Wisconsin to pick up some New Glarus stuff, I'd definitely recommend it. Spotted Cow and Moon Man are great

Anyone ever get a really flushed face after a bender? I know red face is a sign of long term drinking, but even when I don't drink for a while, and have 2 or 3 nights of drinking, I get a super flushed face for the next week or so and can't get it to go away, no matter how much water I drink

healthxchange.sg/food-nutrition/food-tips/asian-flush-alcohol-red-face

Can you have this even if you're not asian? It's only started to happen recently, and I don't really notice it while drinking, only the days following

lmao going on benders every weekend, sober up for a day or so, and spend rest of workweek drinking as soon as I get off work. Repeat until dead or homeless.

I get the flush sporadically since I got injun blood. Some days I'll drink and be fine and then other days I'll look like I applied blush all overy face and chest.

It’s just a lot more common in Asians, or takes less booze to reach that state

Lansing, visiting some people at the university.

you need thiamine and sugar. your body has run out of enzymes to process alcoholic metabolites

I think he is talking about something else since he says it lasts a week or so. I am half Japanese and sometimes get the Asian Glow, but it happens when I'm drinking and is gone by the day.

Been drinking 1-2 pints of vodka a day for 10+ years. 32yo. Just had an ultrasound of my heart and liver, no danger signs at all, looks great. "You could keep drinking like this for another 10 years before any real problems show up".

Also I take a b-complex, 5g vit c, and milk thistle every day. She told me the real damage starts when you stop eating. Sardines and vodka is the way, my niggers.

I can only feel music like the normies when I’m drinking.

I've no idea, just came to mind when he mentioned getting red in the face. Bet it's not healthy whatever it is. I'm told that drinking poison isn't good for us

Dude, had a FOB Chinese roommate for 2 years in college, and he would get redface after 2 beers. Dude was a major lightweight, but he also didn't ever have alcohol before he came to america

>She told me the real damage starts when you stop eating
Yeah I can believe this. It's savage how bad I feel after a week without a bite of food but constant vodka flowing through me. Having even a tiny meal makes me feel better for like 2 days, better than valium even

Does anyone wanna ravage my cute boy pussy?

Not really, but we can always be friends and if I like you we can cuddle, but not up for gay stuff.

Sure. Friends. Can you keep up. I drink about a liter bottle of travarscki 100 proof a night. And I’m a dirty neet trap.

you're a faggot for being in a relationship with your behavior. be a faggot as much as you want to yourself, but dont inflict your suffering onto others

gross.

hence phenibut hcl and phenibut faa

That's a bunch but I could out drink you for fun.
Also we probably live 500 miles away from each other so what is the point.
Also why do I care if you are some neet trap. I just want a new friend.

that'd be OK if you were under 20, but people with 0 ambition above that age, no matter how physically attractive, are repulsive.

Guys, I'm getting the itch. I'm about to go on a mission for booze

no dont

please do

This isn't a fucking joke. My gf doesn't believe that I can get a boner when I drink. Like I drink vodka quite often and when I say we should have sex, she laughs and says I can't get hard. What do I do?

Yeah, hard to do Veeky Forums unless you're drinking or at least high. I feel you man.

Get a boner and show her?
How is this a 'hard' question?

get hard whip it out and hit her in the face with it

I totally get it. Back when I was really bad I'd wake up and pour a glass of vodka first thing in the morning, but then I would pace around or sit there staring at it for a few minutes, because I knew I needed to drink it to stop the impending nightmare but didn't feel physically ready to drink it yet. Then you drink, maybe puke, and then go back and drink.

She's repulsed by the liquor fumes and doesn't want to have sex when you're in that state my dude

on a more cooking-related note, I started drinking regularly recently and I'm trying to familiarize myself with alcohol varieties and find good cocktail recipes, this weekend I'm thinking of seeing if the smallish liquor store near me has jager in fullsize bottles and sweet vermouth (one can only hope) so I can make negronis with jager instead of campari because I really like jager/gin

any input on that combination or any cocktails (preferably strong) that you guys would recommend?

But she says it when I don't drink too

What do you mean?

Uhhh sounds like she's getting it from Tyrone on the side. Drop the roastie

provide your girlfriend with conclusive evidence that you are indeed capable of erection while intoxicated

how do you not understand that

Can you get a boner or not?
OR does she not want to have sex and making an bad excuse?
Elaborate.

Also what he and 2 other people have said.

>What do you mean?
...how drunk are you dude

He hates black people.

Like with a video?

Yeah o have a boner

Who said that?

I mean

I guess he could not know because he's always dysfunctionally sauced and blacked out when he Goes For The Sex

and then he doesn't find out because of low presence of mind or just he doesn't use porn at all somehow so he'd need help from gf

What do you mean with a video? In person
How drunk are you?

My girlfriend isn't a he.

Pretty much this. My great grandfather drank about 1 liter of brandy everyday his whole life, and smoked a pack daily too.
The fucker lived 106 years, but he worked hard (physically) and had a good diet. Also he would go around fucking the neighbors so he was a pretty happy guy, just a little bit dumb.
We get fucked up because we are lazy drunks who don't even eat nor walk at all.

nvm I'm trolled

I-if your girlfriend claims that you can't get a boner, can't you just like, get a boner, thereby proving her wrong?
Am I witnessing someone going legit insane right now? Is it me? I'm so confused by your confusion

His gf probably told that as in "i don't wanna fuck, you can't even get a boner, loser", but user interpreted it literally

What did he mean by this?

me first

>go to hookup with literal 10/10 dime that is a friend of one of my female cousins
>so hammered I can't stay hard
>laughinggirs
>she tells my cousin, who tells my brothers
>brothers suspect I'm a fag even more then they used to


Why live lads?

I did it

I start my first new job in a decade on the 26th, I can quit drinking on Sunday and get sober in 7 days r-right?

How much and for how long have you been drinking? But generally, unless you're going into DTs 7 days is usually plenty to feel somewhat normal by the end

it's a huge emotional change to your life as well as a hell of a strain physically. you're presumably well aware that if you don't do it though, you're going to lose the job. good luck on the hell you're about to endure, hope you make it.

Start today, not sunday. If not you'll most likely drink more through the weekend with the anticipation that you'll have to go sober, which will just make things worse

I think I've been drunk with a one day pause for two weeks now, my suicide method of choice is beer and bourbon & coke, some vodka..by now a 0,7l bottle of bourbon doesn't even get me tipsy anymore.It all just dampends down the noice from the outside world. Skoll

My girlfriend wants to talk to you

>i'll just have one beer tonight
>end up having 12 and a fifth

>beer

I know that feel bro.

The absolute PEAK of what I've been able to "pull" and I fucked up by getting absolutely smashed the night of. She was nice about it that night but didn't let me sleep in the same bed as her and her friends gave me funny looks from then on. It doesn't get easier...

Fuck you, me. 2.30am. Day 2 sober. No real sleep since I stopped. TOTALLY exhausted but not even gonna bother insulting myself by trying to sleep. I know that no matter how tired I am I'll just lay there becoming more and more uncomfortable and irritable, so I'll just sit here all fucking night becoming increasingly exhausted and angry. That'll show me.

I'm not a hipster or faggot but I bought this because it was on sale. Was pretty gud as a breakfast beer, it was pretty strong and high alcohol content. Pretty good after a few shots to wake up

...

>not a hipster or a faggot
>that arm tattoo

It's a sleeve tattoo and i got it to cover horrific scars from almost burning to death in a car accident

Well that is as good a reason as any to have a tattoo desu