>there are actually carrots in carrot cake
There are actually carrots in carrot cake
>Eat C A R R O T cake
>Expect no carrots
>op is this stupid
>Eat rice with onions
>It has onions
I know your pain OP.
What would be in carrot cake if not carrots?
in things like duncan hines 'carrot cake' mixes - imitation carrot bits
i usually buy spice cake mix and add like 3 cups of shredded carrots and some cinnamon/cloves/nutmeg
>there aren't any germans in german chocolate cake
>there's no pig or blankets in pigs in a blanket
>a thousand-year egg hasn't been around for a thousand years
Depends on the sausage you use for the pigs in a blanket, certainly.
>he doesn't make a savory carrot and raisin bread and only then top it with a slightly sweetened cream cheese frosting
>baking black forrest cake
>dont add petrified wood
shiggy
wait... what about dirt cake?
>no pig in pigs in a blanket
kek. you are a terrible cook
>get an order of rice and peas.
>there's no peas
Explain
>No pigs
What the fuck do you think the sausage is made of?
OP are you Singaporean
>order a white russian
>the bartender hands me a glass of liquor and milk
>eat red velvet cake
>literally has zero velvet content
you understand there are glaring inconsistencies in the classification scheme here
>French fires have potatoes in them.
STAY WOKE.
>streaming
What about Cesar salad. Cesar didn't even invent that and it has nothing to do with him. Actually a Mexican invented it.
>Hardboiled eggs weigh more than their non-hardboiled cousins
>ask for a hot dog
>it's not hot at all, actually kind of frumpy looking
>order hamburger
>burger has no ham in it
>order hamburguer
>it didn't came directly from hamburg
>order steamed clams
>get steamed hams