There are actually carrots in carrot cake

>there are actually carrots in carrot cake

>Eat C A R R O T cake
>Expect no carrots

>op is this stupid

>Eat rice with onions
>It has onions
I know your pain OP.

What would be in carrot cake if not carrots?

in things like duncan hines 'carrot cake' mixes - imitation carrot bits

i usually buy spice cake mix and add like 3 cups of shredded carrots and some cinnamon/cloves/nutmeg

>there aren't any germans in german chocolate cake
>there's no pig or blankets in pigs in a blanket
>a thousand-year egg hasn't been around for a thousand years

Depends on the sausage you use for the pigs in a blanket, certainly.

>he doesn't make a savory carrot and raisin bread and only then top it with a slightly sweetened cream cheese frosting

>baking black forrest cake
>dont add petrified wood


shiggy

wait... what about dirt cake?

>no pig in pigs in a blanket
kek. you are a terrible cook

>get an order of rice and peas.
>there's no peas
Explain

>No pigs

What the fuck do you think the sausage is made of?

OP are you Singaporean

>order a white russian
>the bartender hands me a glass of liquor and milk

>eat red velvet cake

>literally has zero velvet content

you understand there are glaring inconsistencies in the classification scheme here

>French fires have potatoes in them.
STAY WOKE.

>streaming

What about Cesar salad. Cesar didn't even invent that and it has nothing to do with him. Actually a Mexican invented it.

>Hardboiled eggs weigh more than their non-hardboiled cousins

>ask for a hot dog
>it's not hot at all, actually kind of frumpy looking

>order hamburger
>burger has no ham in it

>order hamburguer
>it didn't came directly from hamburg

>order steamed clams
>get steamed hams