This guy walks into your failing restaurant, insults your food, and hits on your wife

>cooking on a budget
was this a joke?

>he can't afford safron in his budget meals

remind him that he's irish and can't win wars.

I thought he was Scottish

Tell him to GET THE FUCK OUT, CUNT.
That's what I'd do. It's one thing to help people, it's another thing to think that just because you're "helping" someone that you can shit all over them. Also, all his revamped menus look exactly the same.

Tell him to get the hell out we reserve the right to refuse service to white people

have him and his buddies renovate my restaurant and come up with a new menu.

then finish up the show and go cheat on my wife

he is

make my best dish, ask him if i have a fucking chance in hell, and politely ask for a makeover. suck his dick if he likes. likc his cum out my wifes ass.

Have a stroke, because why the fuck do I have a restaurant, and what the fuck is Gordon Ramsay doing in Mytishchi?

I'd be honored, truth be told

bend over and let him spank me with a wooden spoon

>Causing a disturbance in a place of business.
Call the police and charge him with verbal abuse.

Is this honestly a question? Who the fuck cares if he's famous, he's a person whos bound to the laws and regulations of customer consumerism like any other person. He can whine on his facebook all he wants if it offends him, I'll see this guy in court if he so much as inconveniences my business.

This guy isn't even a good cook,. he's just a hollywood actor paid to fuck with people and get mad at them. He's hardly professional, and any kitchen if not for his celebrity status would rightfully kick him out if he acted like that. God, what kid of crap are they showing on the telly these days anyways? What ever happened to decent and fun cooking shows like Emiril Lagasse and Alton brown?

>Thinking they don't purposely over dramaticize the show to keep it entertaining
>Thinking you don't sign a contract that forbids you from doing this

No one is this stupid, right?

Shill him Chain Link.

Let him know I ain't no bitch

Underrated

>tHiS gUy IsN't EvEn A gOoD cOoK

Change my restaurant, tell him if he hits on my wife again he will be on the floor with a broken jaw. I would have asked him to come to my shitty failing restaurant so I would expect him to react to my shitty restaurant in a negative way because it is shitty.. Anyone who isn't a retard or a cuck will have an answer similar to mine.

Throw shit-tons of salt at him , "that how you like it?".." bitch ! "
Offer to add some pepper for free.
I would watch everything burn before i let some salt-boy come and hit on my wife.

>the absolute current state of Veeky Forums

>This guy isn't even a good cook

Everyone point and laugh at this retard

samefag

RETARD ALERT

the restaurants that did that generally became successful
the restaurants where the owners were insane, they didn't

youtube.com/watch?v=i1NfWIaYed8

obviously his "budget" cooking is going to still be fancy, gordan ramsay isn't going to make a video showing you how to make ramen or deli meat sandwiches on cheap bread

"Budget" for him just means "less than $150 per meal"

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wonder why the fuck he came in the first place
I don't even own a restaurant nor do I have a wife

He's just a clown. Who could take anything like this guy seriously? My wife would laugh at him and so would I.

Make him the best instant Mac n cheese dish I had.

Let him fuck her, record it, then use it to blackmail him.

>Budget
>Lamb

He actually has owned and ran Michelin Star rated restaurants before he was a celebrity. Keep in mind though he has never won a James Beard Award and Thomas Keller has publicly stated if his employees fuck things up yelling at them is not the right way to go about it as it is a failure on him as a chef for not teaching them properly.

kick him in his nuts and throw him out of my restaurant.

then probably shut down my restaurant and get a real job

Never watched any of Gordon Ramsay's shows before. Anyone got recs?

Finally someone I can agree with.
Its like he achieved some kind of meme status where nothing can touch him anymore and everyone has to lick his bridge.
Would throw him out in a second he started yelling like a neanderthal he is.

I really wish that there was less TV producer autism editing in Kitchen Nightmares. I kinda like the drill sergeant training for cooking crews, but the shit-tier Ameriburger reality show editing makes me want to burn down a synagogue

youtube.com/watch?v=C9McVmg_YRs

youtube has a bunch of full episodes