Al/ck/ thread

Kys

No, vodka is.

Heroin

Any spirit without added sugar, but vodka is you want to go purist and gin if you want to go purist with flavour.

Best online source for Naltima/Naltrexone?

Fuck, do I post here or in the old thread?

>being able to get drunk off beer

I remember when I was 13....

always new

your posting style makes me think that was a year or two ago

Rekt

...........

>drinking to get drunk
>not merely drinking not to get withdrawals

I remember when I was 25.................

having a chill night in with some good whiskey and tunes. As usual wondering how bad my consumption really is

Whats wrong sweetheart

Funnily, I am 25. The whole bottle gets me feeling pretty good, I'll have it polished off in like 10 or 15 min. I wish I still had a bottle of this 9% abv stuff I love. Blueberry Tart from Southern Tier Brewing Company. Duchesse, the stuff I'm having now is 6%.

Most brutal post I've read in years lmao

speaking of polishing things off, could you polish my knob hehe

Has anyone else pretty much given up on dating/having a relationship

No, I still have hope

i wish I didn't post this, the ironic replies are making me dead inside

Have you guys ever drank a pint of vodka in a night?

In the last thread there was a guy who got diagnosed with cancer, so i'd like to hear some of the worst things that have ever happened/rock bottom stories in the al/ck/ thread

My vote is for the guy who strained his vomit to try to get his alcohol back. It didn't work, apparently.

On other chans there are people who unironically drink mouth wash and isopropyl alcohol, apparently that works

Shut the fuck up, take your (You)'s and go

I'd say you were mean but I imagine you're meaner to your alcoholic self

I'm not an alcoholic, im just in a bad mood desu

There's something soothing about knowing other people are unhappy, I can't explain it.

I'm going through a rough breakup, it turns out the girl I live with has been cheating on me consistently since we moved in together, and I really loved the girl. Got wise and kicked her out, but goddam am I alone now. Just me and my cat

I don't know if you're built like I am but I hope my unhappiness makes your night a little bit better, even slightly user. For whatever reason yours did mine

my other favs are guy who stored vodka in a hose and guy who buried bottles in the yard with a straw sticking up out of them

Quit drinking in Nov. Never felt better. Already lost 15 pounds and I eat ice cream every night. Give it a try you fat fucks.

Broke 5 days sober last night. Went to get a bottle this morning, same cutie working the register that sold me last nights bottle. Nope. Bought a newspaper drove a suburb over for my bottle.
The things we do.

schadenfreude has many origins

what chans? i know there's /drank/ on 420chan (used to be /hooch/, weird), but that's all i know of. it moves pretty slowly.

Nope i have hope. I am fortunate to have a job where nearly all my customers are women. (Only 5 weeks in) they all seem to like me.

Sorry about the break up man, shit sucks. I was a bully in elementary so maybe other people's suffering will help me but idk, dont really feel anything anymore. And for the record, im not an asshole now. I regret who I was then

Wtf is a pint? Also what is a handle and a fifth?
Metric oz here.

155 pounds and 6.2. Most alcys aren't fat fucks.

It's not like she even remembers you 90 seconds after you buy the bottle or would even talk to you outside of a business setting. You're weak thinking other people matter.

>these posts
did al/ck/ just halve in age?

Just embrace it user. I work at a brewery and buy all my drinks from the retail store we have attached. I literally buy from my coworkers daily

Pretend this next part is spoilered

>I actually have the shifts memorized so I run into each cashier once a week so they dont know my power level

a pint is 375ml , a fifth is 750ml and a handle is 1750ml

Man I drink a pint of hard within my first 4-6 waking hours.

Fuck you what are you even talking about

You're very wrong user. Other people matter.

How bout u highlight the posts.

What are you even talking about?

Thanks man. Appreciate you.

You got BTFO earlier, just cut your losses and fuck off

kek i remember that guy.

I literally lol'd for 10 minutes when I saw the pic of the bottle sticking out of the potted plant with a straw in it

that was my first post.
the thread sounds more like generic Veeky Forums ranting than al/ck/

Oh, my mistake. Well, stop bitching.

>there was a guy who got diagnosed with cancer

That was me, PTSD as well from being shot during my military service.

I'm sure there are some people with tougher lives then myself, I get to die (mostly) painlessly thanks to opioids and alcohol. Some people die a lot more painful deaths.

>wife comes home early
>caught casually sipping on a houseplant
Could be difficult one to explain.
I was kinda hoping everyone would

These are all the ones you need to know
>50ml minis
>we also got 100ml bottles
>200ml "half pints"
>375ml "pints" or mickeys in Canada
>Fifths (fifth of a gallon) 750ml
>Handles (half-gallons) 1750ml
>Gallon jugs like 3500ml or some shit.

Holy moly mother of shit. It is an alcoholic thread. Wadda ya spect?

Fuck off then, we always bitch and moan.
Sometimes we actually have fun
If you have been here long enough you would know that 60 posts doesn't make a whole thread worth of content.

They will get drunk, pass out and forget to post soon.

What did you expect dumbass?

I drink a fifth a day. 1-2 pints daily for 10+ years. Just had an ultrasound for my heart/liver, doctor says I'm good for another ten years, no signs of damage. Still feel like death every time I wake up.

So a halfa pint is misleading

It is but we still call them half-pints out of tradition I guess.

I normally just say
"ey lemme get that $2 bottle of SKOL vodka" and they reach for a half-pint

I normally just ask for the price and brand of the shit when it comes to over-the-counter stuff.

Anything under a fifth typically is either within sight or behind the counter.

>>caught casually sipping on a houseplant
wait what

Shot
Double
Half pint
Pint
Fifth
Handle

If you drink more than a pint a day, you're in the danger zone.

Is our drinking limited to the bottles (they) produce.

Well when i drink it's a fifth. 750ml

>wife disapproves of your drinking
>bury a bottle in the dirt of a houseplant
>leave a straw sticking the top so you don't have to unbury it to get your drank on
>sip the houseplant/lawn/garden/whatever

I have been in the danger zone for years then.
But you have a good baseline there.

I was trying to keep it simple for our metric friend.
And not include doubles or shots and go straight by liquor store measurements
A mini and a shot are the same thing basically the same thing.
And those 100ml and doubles are pretty much the same thing.

Anyways, you are right on the money my friend.

I am glad I am down to 500-800ml a day now.
And I eat and take multivitamins finally.
So it seems to help.
I just pray for the day I can get down to 375ml a day. I may even keep it that way.

How the fuck do you live down the shame of getting caught like that?

I don't know why you hillbilly's ever bother leaving the holler.

grin and bear it

Nope, I like to fuck women's lives up. Shits funny to me.

I'm feeling it

are you a 14 year old girl?

Inflicting pain on women, whether it be physical or psychological, is the most pleasurable act one can commit.

you're not familiar with the drinking habits of 14yr old girls

Nah, I'm just nor an alcoholic and I weigh like 140lbs, besides in not drunk

Vodka, soda water, lime. Pretty much no carbs and pretty good. You can use something like La Croix water for extra flavor.

so your asian

What do they drink? If anything

Why are my ribs suddenly hurting so badly the past 2 weeks.
Especially the left upper side below my heart, and my left ribs when I lay down althought the right upper mostly when I bend down to pick something up.

My ribs feel like I just fought a fight or something.

semen

>left
mine too, inflamed spleen in my case.
>right
mine too, knackered liver.

Time to quit buddy. Doctors are retarded pharma shills.

Smart man right here.

I genuinely enjoy this

Bro fuck off. You're shitting up the thread with your bullshit. What the fuck does Asian have to do with anything. Alcohol just makes their faces red anyway

Forgot liter.

I was just joking, I hope

Do not tell me this, that scares me as I have not been to the doctor.

wait this was meant for you

>Do not tell me this
k

>get drunk
>play video games
>Start harassing and shit talking other clan members
>Get kicked from clan

Well there goes that

I always get kicked cause I just stop showing up for scheduled shit since I'm too sloshed to know what the fuck is going on

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hahah look at this dude