Drinking a literal poison

>in areas where clean drinking water was scarce, whiskey and spirits were sterile.
whiskey is going to dehydrate you even faster than not drinking anything at all if those are your only choices. you could keep beer stored longer than fresh water though because of the yeasts and bacteria which will stop spoilage for a while, fresh water that's been stored starts becoming questionable after a few days.

nigga oxygen is poisonous in a high enough concentration

alcohol transformed me into a sociable volcel normie i'll take a lifetime of hangovers and liver damage for that gift

you muslims should be shot on sight

This. I had crippling social anxiety before I started drinking every day. Now I can't stop or I'll literally have a seizure and die.

Same. If I'm not a little bit buzzed I basically can't socialize with anyone. Alcohol allowed me to lose my virginity. I'll never stop even if it kills me.

I had rum vodka and hotdogs with bacon for breakfast. OP is a faggot

I drink poison because I am not a faggot like you are.
>Oh know it's poison :(, I can't drink cause it's bad for me!
Yes, if you drink fuck loads of it, used sparingly is actually medicinal. Fucking retard.

>Rum vodka.
I have never seen this before and I have been binge drinking for the last 7 years.

Sounds real Healthy lads! Keep it up!

Will do. Never planned on living to 50 anyway.

Me either but looking at my father, I should be able to drink like a fish and smoke like a chimney and live until 100, sucks ass man.

I just think it tastes bad.

Bottom shelf does

That's most people, I actually enjoy the taste of good liquor and beer. Good and bad desu.

I types desu not desu, what the fuck is this autocorrect doing on my 4 chinz?

Welcome to the internet, newfriend

Fuck, damn filters, wow, waking up and going straight to 4chinz is not good.
>Autocorrect.
Jesus christ.

Luckily for me death by tobacco related cancers runs in the family. Though that's mostly the women, strangely the most common cause of death for the men in my family is homicide.

>Strangely the most common cause of death for men in my family is homicide.
That is either alpha as fuck or extremely unfortunate.

Drug dealing was a common occupation so it comes with the territory.

I am familiar with this occupation, grew up around it and I am still around it via friends and myself.

I happened to dabble in the family trade until I dropped a bag of 200 pills on the dance floor at a popular night establishment while bouncing.
That wasn't the main reason for my occupation change though, certain contacts just happened to turn up shot to death so it seemed better to go straight.

I agree with your decision, smart man. You can see past the tress.

The writing was on the wall, indeed. It was a wild ride, though. Sometimes when I have a bad day at work (as I have just had) and after a few drinks I consider getting back in the life.
But it's a changed game nowadays.

It sure is, most of my income is tree related (firewood, wood chipping, logging, arborist work, landscaping etc) but sometimes I need more money and I always have contacts.

Its the idea that with a surplus of food you're able to have citizens take on more jobs not related to agriculture such as STEM jobs

I envy you, I wish I had invested time in getting skills so that I could work outdoors. Such that it is I'm working security at a large casino. A lot of blind eyes are turned to certain dealings going on.

I can only imagine what goes on in casinoes, alomost got into security when I was in chicago and portland. I got lucky with my tree culling skills. Had several old mentors teach me the tricks of the trace, one of them even gave me a chainsaw that only has 3 cords put through it. I love my jobs, working outside in the mountains is the shit.

You add water dumbass. It kills bacteria in the water.

I think you underestimate how dehydrating shitty alcohol is, I had to drink a gallon and a half of water after drinking three hurricane malt liquors.

drinking enough booze will kill you

also, drinking enough water will kill you

Sola dosis facit venenum, faggot.

Your father wasn't brought up on a diet of transfats and fluoride.

>I need mind altering substances to have a good time
Holy fuck get a load of this d00d

>I've never actually been to a party let alone have a good social life, but I'll pretend my opinions on "good times" actually have any merit
Listen, if we wanted to talk about wasting your youth online and being a disappointment to our parents, we'd have said that.

If you can distill alcohol you can boil water to kill bacteria. If you dilute the alcohol enough to make a hydrating drink it probably isn't going to make dirty water safe.

Everything is a poison if you consume enough of it. Drink, eat, breathe, it doesn’t matter.

I hope you don’t actually do any of that, faggot.

Never post in this forum again.

Yes, this is typical of young people with an undeveloped taste. You'll understand as you get older and try new things. By the way, Bud Light and whatever cheap liquor you tried is not everything there is to experience in the world of alcohol. Not even close, doesn't even scratch the surface.

Most things are fine in moderation, including alcohol. By the way, spicy plants are supposed to be a poison to repel predators, but we use them to season our food.

I think you're grossly overestimating how dehydrating alcohol is, or how much is required to clean water.
Well, for bacteria anyways. Even large quantities of alcohol probably won't kill off parasites effectively.

I sometimes mix Bacardi and belvedere

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Are you black?