For me, it's that first sip

For me, it's that first sip.

For me, it's that crisp taste and light carbonation that subtly burns your nose. And that fresh almost bubblegum smell. There's nothing quite like it.

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retarded

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your mom

is a nigger

samefag redbully shill

it says there are 3 posters in here

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>that first sip
The drink of gods, pham

Red Bull tastes like gasoline

step aside loser

Sweet thread faggots

for me its the sip of the sip diet monster bull

Does that count?

These are the goat iced coffee drink

>light morning spliff
>take a morning sip

Poetry

I like to slam down two large cans of Monster in a row and then hit the dance floor hard. Always leads to a great night.

But is it 0 calories

How's those hardened arteries treating you boss?

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I never had an energy drink in my life and always ignored sip threads. A fortnight ago I looked at one of the threads. Now I've had twelve energy drinks in my life. They're not nice drinks, and they're not interesting threads. How does this manipulation work?

>even the peach one
Arnold is smiling down on you today user

shit taste detected

>gasoline tastes good!
abbo detected

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

>two sips a day
>drink both in the morning
>drink one at night
choose your fighter

can it be this the new S I P T H R E A D !!?

This is the only energy drink I am able tolerate. Everything else is just liquid sugar.

>revolt
What an appropriate name

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

S I P B O Y S S I P L O V E S I P T H R E A D

what the fuck

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

It's pretty obviously a marketing ploy but lonely virgins addicted to caffeine and sweets have a lot of time and energy to shitpost

>he's never sipped

I hope you sip faggots all die in a fire

i just hope we die just sipping

S A L T B O Y S 2 0 1 8

These remind me of the shit-eating threads on /b/

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its time to be changed boi

Monster Assault is really good. At Monster they don't get too hung up on politics. They're not for "the War", against "the War" or any war for that matter.

They put the "camo" pattern on their new Monster Assault can because they think it looks cool. Plus it helps fire them up to fight the big multi-national companies who dominate the beverage business.

They leave politics to the politicians and just keep doing what they do best-- make the meanest energy drinks on the planet!

Declare war on the ordinary! Grab a Monster Assault and Viva La Revolucion!